So, here’s the thing: in this podcast episode, I decided to tackle the wild world of sexuality (because why not dive into the deep end, right?). I started off feeling all kinds of serious, but then I got distracted by an allergic reaction to my shower gel—seriously, what is happening to my foot?!

As I tried to talk about how some people just don’t get that they’re manipulating the clueless and vulnerable, I found myself ranting about this ridiculous “blue balls” myth. Like, seriously? Guys, if you’re feeling frisky, just take a cold shower! Problem solved! And don’t even get me started on people judging others for their outfits. I mean, if I want to wear a crop top in 90-degree heat, it’s not an invitation for you to freak out like I’ve committed a crime against humanity! I’m just trying to exist here, folks!

By the end of the episode, I couldn’t help but laugh at how silly societal rules can be—like why is wearing a hat indoors such a big deal? But hey, at least I didn’t have to apologize for wearing my favorite outfit while doing it!