Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round your wireless sets for a most extraordinary bulletin of technological marvels and moral quandaries! From the laboratories of OpenAI and Google DeepMind comes a positively electrifying race for supremacy in the realm of artificial intelligence, while the great state of Texas stands as David against the Goliaths of Silicon Valley in defense of our precious youth. And in a delightful turn worthy of the Sunday funnies, our dear friends Popeye and Tintin shall soon break free from their copyright chains, ready to sail into new adventures for one and all!