This Time in Oedipal Earth-

GOP Tells Nasa Heads to Stick Sand-

If It’s Yellow It’s Mellow, Or We Could Actually Do Something About It-

Then in Cool Shit-

Could Pre-Colombian Amazonians could save the world-

Then in Not, Not Noteworthy News-

I Don’t Even Count ‘Em-

Happy Mother’s Day, Let the Interrogation Begin-

And then to finish the show I’ll talk about a-

Texas Two Step- and

Even He Should Be Able To See How Dumb He Looks- with a segment I call

Darwin Weeps.