Today's topics include - a big time thank you to those who have served this country, people are getting Whoville nose jobs, Wicked action figures taking you to a completely wrong website, driving or flying when you want to travel during the holidays, your Shot Clock Sports Update, a cook from frozen premium whole turkey is now available through Butterball, a genius math student revealed to be a CHEATER, Alien Ant Farm's singer got punched by the vocalist for CKY, what is a little secret that you know only because you work in that industry, women are trying to poison men as a trend on TikTok, what apps are actually worth their premium, Sydney tar balls actually filled with poop, this couples' story sounds like a Netflix movie plot, and today's To Peach Their Own question - If you could go on tour with one band for a week, who would it be?