Best Bone Dry Humour Podcasts (2024)

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Lake Placid (1999) "If Fiona had a dick, this is where she'd tell you to suck it!" 34:34

2y ago34:34

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The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH GET IN TOUCH... WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.com SUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribe VOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/vote TIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse? SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.co…

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101. Sleepy Hollow (1999) "Watch Your Heads" 1:01:59

2y ago1:01:59

1:01:59

Before Johnny Depp & Tim Burton completely lost their career and personal heads, respectively, they gave us this gloomy delight. Dan Machholz is back; what a goose. Topics discussed during the episode that will make you want to grind your teeth into pointy daggers include: Ben's deepthroat technique is improving. Ben is recording in the bath so he …

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6. Get Out (2017) Progressive Racists. 47:01

2y ago47:01

47:01

Happy Halloween...In November Due to the FilmFlogger's ongoing world tour, we've barely had time to get any new content out to our current listeners during the spooky season. So, here's a taster of what it's like to be a Nitpicker over on our Patreon. We like to have fun over there. Maybe a little too much. Listen in to Ben's embarrassing attempts …

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100. The Monster Squad (1987) 1:01:46

2y ago1:01:46

1:01:46

Ben's struggles with podcasting on the road continue with The Monster Squad. For the non-existent fans. Episode topics discussed that will make you feel like you've been kicked in the nards include: We discuss how Dan's woodland frolicking ruined a 5-star opportunity. How do you maintain a podcast when your co-host is nine days behind you? Ben cont…

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The Mummy Returns (2001) Halloween Special - CGI-Whinge Fest 1:04:41

2y ago1:04:41

1:04:41

Ben from FilmFloggers and Sean from Review It Yourself team up to take on a topic that will undoubtedly endear them to listeners' and other podcaster's hearts: CGI. The expected 30-minute run time turns out to be wildly ambitious for these waffling pair of c---- (retracted by Sean). Ben and Sean try to understand why CGI has become as prevalent as …

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5. The Goonies (1985) Nitpickers Sneak Peek "Hey You Guys! 12:22

2y ago12:22

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HEY YOU GUYS!! You can access all our Nitpicking episodes during October for the measly sum of £2.50! All the money raised during the month will go to a charity chosen randomly by one of our patrons! Ben will delve deep into his pocket for every new sign-up and match that tier's cost! And the best part? You can sign up any time during October, bing…

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99. The Beach (2000)" Never Refuse An Invitation" 51:37

2y ago51:37

51:37

"The real journey of indie podcasting are the friends we make along the way"...You'd expect Leo to spew this sort of thing out of his mouth during his pretentious quest to find meaning in paradise in Danny Boyle's 2000 film 'The Beach.' The Beach was meant to be the first episode to kick off The FilmFloggers World Tour, but then The Queen died, so …

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98. The King's Speech (2010) 52:36

2y ago52:36

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We pay our respects to Her Majesty by returning to where her journey to the throne began. Thanks for the memories, Elizabeth. Your service has ended x P.S. God save the King And Ben...as he couldn't get a word in this episode. An Irishwoman stole the show and his throne. P.P.S Fiona doesn't swear once!! As Ben's episode notes are typically filled w…

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40. Cutthroat Island (1995) "Thing is, I was born poor. My only choice was to become a podcaster" 33:11

2y ago33:11

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LISTENER REQUEST Jonny from the 'wonderful' What's Our Seat Number: Movie Review Podcast was 'nice' enough to request this 90s Pirate Box Office Bomb epic for us to do a 15-minute Nitpicking Flog. Tell Jonny how much of douche he is here - What's Our Seat Number Please don't say we don't care about our fans...It's just a shame they don't care about…

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97. Predator 2 (1990) "Cut My Dick Off & Shove It Up Your Arse" 1:01:27

2y ago1:01:27

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Does running an indie podcast sometimes make you feel like chopping off your dick and shocking it up your arse? Just me, then! A Sweaty Danny Glover coaxes a former host from the grave for one last hurrah. The deadman has his say on Twitter and how Prey's (2022) tiers of CGI could send your head into a violent spin. Robosnake anyone? What's this fr…

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4. The Mummy (1999) NitPickers (Sneak Peek) 18:45

2y ago18:45

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Welcome To NitPickers. Join us as we spend waay too much time NitPicking all the most important and unimportant details in films! Our mission? To comb through everything from cinema's biggest turds, ruin your childhood favourites, and dump all over stone-cold classics. PICK SOME NITS! GET IN TOUCH... WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.com SUBSCRIBE:…

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96. Blade (1998) 1:23:51

2+ y ago1:23:51

1:23:51

Dan's 9-year-old son gives us his views on the 18-rated Blade as Ben watches on with his microphone resting on his impressive penis...We like to have fun over on FilmFloggers. The film that paved the way for this glorious never-ending MCU universe was fronted by a guy in full leather breaking up a blood rave and chasing down a latex blob who enjoys…

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95. War Of The Worlds (2005) 1:45:34

2+ y ago1:45:34

1:45:34

War of the Worlds (2005) As Sean continues to parade around as the self-proclaimed 'Waffler', the OG Waffler seeks him out to help combat his unprovoked self-proclaimed unpopularity amongst his indie peers. Isn't a peer someone at the same level as you...? A real head-scratcher for Ben. The War of the Wafflers commences. (Head Over To Our Website f…

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94. Masters of The Universe (1987) 1:04:08

2+ y ago1:04:08

1:04:08

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL...WHAT IS THIS? A confused cheesy 80s Star Wars rip-off featuring the leather hotpants wielding, legs for days blonde bombshell Dolph Lungren talking in a muddled Swedish, English, and dubbed language that undoubtedly served as an inspiration to The Room's Tommy Wiseau? Backed up by Gwildor, a furry fuckface Yoda-inspired,…

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3. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (2001) NitPickers Sneak Peek "Codswallop, in my opinion" 10:56

2+ y ago10:56

10:56

I won't waste your time with wizardry puns, so just Wingaren Levisarrrr (Haha!) your way over to our Patreon to hear the full episode & see what all the fuss is about! I might try this on Fiona...'I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?' https://bookriot.com/harry-potter-puns-and-…

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93. The ShawShank Redemption (1994) "Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying" 1:13:39

2+ y ago1:13:39

1:13:39

"Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying" The Reboot...again! Are Ben's hopes for this podcast shitty pipe dreams? The good fight continues! You'll be surprised to hear the correct pronunciation of Zihuatanejo caused one or two issues. Topics crammed into the episode before The Sisters 'would let us be' include: Fiona nails our new intro Fiona blames her…

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2. E.T. NitPickers (Sneak Peek) (1982) 14:52

2+ y ago14:52

14:52

Elllllliot...Just go home already E.T! Do you remember what we said about ruining your childhood favourites? Here's a sneak peek of the very, VERY sweary E.T the Extra-Terrestrial NitPickers episode. I hate to do this, and it's hard to keep a straight face whilst typing...but for as little as £3 per month, you can find the full episode over on our …

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1. London Has Fallen (2016) Brand New Show - NitPickers 38:45

2+ y ago38:45

38:45

Are you a Tight Arse? Has the long-drawn-out FilmFloggers reboot already fallen? Before we ask our loyal listener Sean to start paying for more of this, here's a sneak peek of one of the several hundred new shows we plan on ramming into every single available orifice. Welcome To NitPickers. Join us as we spend waay too much time NitPicking all the …

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92. The Rum Diary (2009) Don't Call it a Comeback. "My dog stepped on a bee" 1:28:17

2+ y ago1:28:17

1:28:17

Late to the party as per, we look at how the love affair between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard played out like a typical day in the life of Hunter S. Thompson. Oh, and also, we try out some new segments. Oh, and also, also, Fiona comments on the varying quality on offer from the Indie Podcast scene and their respective Patreons, whilst Ben sits quiet…

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91. Little Miss Sunshine (2006) "Losers are so afraid of not winning, they don't even try" 53:20

2+ y ago53:20

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Little Miss Sunshine Are you a Tight Arse? Before we venture off on our own deranged international road trip, we pose the question: Just how dysfunctional is your family? If you're a Fat, Horny, Ugly Blob who enjoys Beauty Pageants, this is the episode for you. Timestamps: (00:01:05) - Intro Waffles (00:06:30) - Review Start (00:16:35) - Richard or…

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90. Top Gun (1986) "I feel the need" the need to be a Scientologist" 57:05

2+ y ago57:05

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FilmFloggers continues to make up for the indie podcast scenes' many shortcomings by giving you content no one else dares to. Get in our Dangerzone! A huge Thank You to Tony Scott for consistently taking our breath away. Are you a Tight Arse? (Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!) Topics discussed from the jet wash include: Dan feel…

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39. Severance (2006) "I cooked Danny Dyer for the full hour" 32:47

2+ y ago32:47

32:47

Listen to us splutter through an old covid-ridden episode as Danny Dyer shows up in the Hungarian woods doing his best Danny Dyer impression. Is Severance a largely unseen British horror-comedy classic? Have you had a worse work-related team-building weekend? Time Stamps: (2:23) - Review Start (16:28) - 30-second Countdown Summary (24:30) - Who's t…

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89. Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990) 58:23

2+ y ago58:23

58:23

Dan invites himself on again as Ben starts questioning how the same shit keeps happening to the same guy over and over again. Every time Dan turns back up, a little bit of Ben dies' harder' inside... To add insult to injury, Dan turned up fully clothed after promising Ben they would warm up with some naked Tai Chi before recording. Is Die Hard 2: D…

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88. Face/Off (1997) OOOOHHH, WEEE, This Episode Is Good Looking! Ya Hot! 1:13:07

2+ y ago1:13:07

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As Ben continues to struggle under the unbearable weight of his massive talent, he thought best to rope in someone else to see if they can work with The Machholz. I don't think Sean will be coming back. Let's sit back and feast on two juggernauts of cinema, Sean Travolta and Dan Cage, as they Face.........Off in John Woo's 90's action classic. OOOO…

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87. The Batman (2022) "Alfred, stop. You're not my Dad!" I'm Vengeance... 1:21:04

2+ y ago1:21:04

1:21:04

Best in class and the leading figure in the indie podcast scene, Lindsay from Schlock and Awe, joins Ben and some bald Batman wannabe to figure out the price for repairing Ben's blind eye after being attached virtually by the wannabe. There will be vengeance. Are you a Tight Arse? Timestamps: (0:00) - Dan attempts a take-over (2:25) - What do we wa…

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86. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) This Show's Not Sinking...We're Crashing! 57:38

2+ y ago57:38

57:38

Before listening to us waffle about this 80's classic, do yourself a favour and jump over to a proper show in the form of The Video Vintage Podcast. They are rewatching and reviewing every major film release of the 1980s in chronological order for your amusement! You brave souls! Check them out below, and then maybe come back to this junk. Or not. …

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85. Logan (2017) "Don't be what they made you" 1:01:34

2+ y ago1:01:34

1:01:34

Back by not-so-popular demand and bringing a catchy new intro with him, Mr Dan Machholz is here to chat about a character that inspired him to procreate. Thanks for that, Logan. Could he not of gone with Wolverine? Will Dan become a permanent fixture of the show? Have you just thrown up in your mouth at the thought? Will we try anything for an extr…

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38. G.I Jane (1997) "Keep my co-hosts name outta of your mouth!" 31:20

2+ y ago31:20

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Welcome to 15 minutes of Covid **Disclaimer** The first 2 minutes & 20 seconds of this episode are entirely riddled with technical mishaps for unexplained reasons. I blame Jada. And Irish COVID. On with the show. Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!) Are you a Tight Arse? So now Ben can add Covid to the growing list of shit he's bee…

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37. Belfast (2021) 'Protestant or Catholic?' 30:44

2+ y ago30:44

30:44

I am blessed to live with an Irish republican. Rumour has it that said republican's Dad was the one who planted the bomb on Lord Mountbatten's boat... Tiocfaidh ár lá, I heard her say this morning. No idea what that means. And you thought the Catholics and Protestants were at each other's throats...I'll stop now. With it being a day of celebration …

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84. Austin Powers Trilogy - Goldmember stinks (1997) (1999) (2002) "Shall we shag now? or shag later?" 53:00

2+ y ago53:00

53:00

"You Know, I Have One Simple Request, And That Is To Have Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached To Their Heads!" The dream...And the only thing keeping this podcast going. Sharks with frickin laser beams quickly follow fame and fortune. Anywho, hop in our shaguar, and let us take you for a spin back to the first two Austin Powers films. And som…

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83. Batman Forever - Watchalong (Flogalong) Can Ben sanction Fiona's Buffoonery? 2:04:44

2+ y ago2:04:44

2:04:44

Do you need a warm-up before seeing The Batman? Was Rpatz's emo Batz's not doing it for you? Are you in the market for a campier, nipple-sporting Cape Crusader? Are you a Tight Arse? Flogalong with us as we sit down and rewatch Batman Forever because everyone (no one) asked us to! You'll find no topics discussed during this episode because there wa…

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36. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) Would wearing your mums face be a good look for you? 30:39

2+ y ago30:39

30:39

Bulgarian Chainsaw Massacre? Walker Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Are you a Tight Arse? We continue on our quest to get cancelled, bro. Topics sliced and diced during the episode include: The Gen z folk rear their ugly, gentrified heads. Fiona only talks about the films she knows. Fiona is tearing Ben Wiseau's world apart. Fiona doesn't know half the fi…

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82. Stranger By The Lake (2013) A French Erotic Thriller Drama 47:08

3y ago47:08

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Two straight-ish men pop on their Asics for a stroll by the lake and, in the process, furiously masturdebate over whether or not an ejaculating penis is a barrier to entry? Are you a Tight Arse? Topics rimmed into this episode include: Is Skype music good clubbing material? Ben gives his 2 cents on Disney +'s Pam and Tommy. Tom's erotic film knowle…

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81. The War of The Roses (1989) "When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in.” 36:22

3y ago36:22

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I want to throw a chair at you. Are you a Tight Arse? This film sums up our life since starting the podcast... Will you be my flogentine? I thought not. Happy Valentines Day! (Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!) Topics discussed during this lovey-dovey episode include: Is Danny Devito shorter than Fi…

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35. Edge of Tomorrow (2014) 'Live,Laugh,Love, Repeat.' 31:48

3y ago31:48

31:48

A day in the life of FilmFloggers: Crap out another average episode, Argue, Get a Bad Nights Sleep, Repeat. At least Tom Cruise gets to have some respite by dying...Edge of Tomorrow, everyone. Enjoy. Topics discussed during the episode include: Did you know SkyFie is short for Science Fiction? Childish name-calling gets us off to a strong start. Be…

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34. Titane (2021) Can you give birth to a Ford Fiesta and live to tell the tale? 29:58

3y ago29:58

29:58

Who's bright idea was it to have Fiona watch a French body horror film about someone giving birth to a Ford Fiesta? (car make and model never confirmed. Spoiler) So Julie Doucorunau went from bitey veterinarians in Raw to a Serial killer Mechanophilia (people who like humping cars, bikes, tractors, basically anything but a Tesla, sorry Elon Musk) i…

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33. Who's Ghostface? Was there more then one? Ben doesn't remember. Scream or 5cream or Scream 5 Review. (2022) 24:53

3y ago24:53

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We've raised the bar yet again. Let me explain... We are the first podcast in the world to review the new Scream. This episode includes the first look at some new segments that will change the face of podcasting as we know it. One day they will make a film about us returning as legacy characters to pass the baton to the next generation of indie pod…

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32. Is Scream 4 better then we remember? Does anyone care? (2011) 20:37

3y ago20:37

20:37

Are you ready? We're back with a whimper but back to doing 15 minutes of Flog properly. With 5cream oh sorry, Scream (catchy) just around the corner, we decided to dust off the old cobwebs and, like most horror fans across the globe this week, delve back into Woodsboro head (penis) first. Stay till the end (or skip till the end) to hear a sneak pee…

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FilmFloggers Trailer. Get it in, Get it on, and Enjoy The Flog! 5:00

3y ago5:00

5:00

We have had this promo lying around the place doing nothing, so here it is, in the form of a trailer. This gives you a rough idea of what to expect from your flogging experience. Watch out for our New intro, outro and segments dropping in 2022! How exciting for everyone. A big thank you to Vick from Action B -Rated for producing the music. We miss …

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80. Klaus (2019) 47:10

3y ago47:10

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Thank fu*k that's over. The first FilmFoggers episode where Ben hasn't ticked the explicit box. This means our ramblings on Klaus can be delivered to children worldwide. We did have one or two minor slip-ups, but nothing 19 (yes 19) beeps couldn't fix. All for your listening pleasure. Have a great Christmas, Boys and Girls. Father Flogmas. (Head Ov…

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79. Tokyo Godfathers (2003) 37:44

3y ago37:44

37:44

As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glor…

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78. Just Friends (2005) 1:03:20

3y ago1:03:20

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As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glor…

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77. Love Actually (2003) 57:11

3y ago57:11

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Are you a Tight Arse? (Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!) Festive topics discussed during the episode include: Does hearing Ben constantly whinge about his tech woes bore you? Would new listeners instantly switch off? I thought not. I'm starting to think Fiona doesn't put much effort into her episode prep. Cliff Richard pops back…

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31. Better Watch Out (2016) 30:37

3y ago30:37

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Happy Flogmas, one & all! Festive topics discussed during the episode include: (Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!) SPOILERS AHEAD. I always forget to say this. Do watch the film before listening to our (My) Dulcet tones. My new microphone makes me sound disgusting, apparently. It also makes me sound boring, apparently. Or have I …

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76. Home Alone (1990) 1:02:05

3y ago1:02:05

1:02:05

Paul from Sp Filmviewers and I reluctantly let the ladies from our respective shows run wild for a festive chinwag about Kevin McCallister and his wacky Jigsaw origin story. Wanna play Fiona and Sophie's game? Happy Flogmas, one & all! Are you a Tight Arse? (Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!) Festive topics discussed during the e…

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30. Scrooge: A Christmas Carol (1951) 34:30

3y ago34:30

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As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glor…

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29. Miracle on 34th Street (1994) 25:15

3y ago25:15

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As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glor…

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28. Anna & The Apocalypse (2017) 28:49

3y ago28:49

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As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glor…

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27. Krampus (2015) 33:54

3y ago33:54

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As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glor…

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26. Jack Frost: Horror Forst (1997) & Jack Frost: Keaton Frost (1998) 40:18

3y ago40:18

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Festive topics discussed during the episode include: (Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!) Keaton Frost Ben loves his new lounge chair. We discuss The Nightmare Before Christmas debacle. Fiona forgets it's a kids' show. Again. Does anyone know the structure of Flogmas? We certainly don't Someone makes an attempt on my life live on …

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