Committing acts of murder in Minecraft
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- Опубликовано: 12 апр 2025
- jschlatt and aztrosist had to be punished
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Outro Music: • Super Mario World Game... 
Игры
i expect a public apology
gay
gay
Straight
lesbian
american
"astro, honey-"
"you know WHAT sweetcakes it is MY TIME"
WHERE CAN I GET A LOVE LIKE THIS
Gaymer Girl 5:50
Be gay
Do crimes
Your mom
in HELL
This video should have been named
“Carson commits a hate crime”
Committing war crimes in Minecraft
Committing treason in Minecraft
Carson attempts and succeeds to GAME END an EPICC GAMER [GAY] [GONE SEXUAL][ALMOST LOOSED MY VIRGINTY] [EPIC]
*its always sunny in Philadelphia theme starts playing*
Commiting break maritime law in Minecraft.
“Astro honey” “You know what sweetcakes this is my time”
Bruh I be first comment
Bruh I be second comment
Bruh I be third comment
bruh i be fourth in this comment
Bruh I be fifth comment
0:58 i finally got the achievement by the way
9 likes, 2 comments for a 21,000 subscriber channel
@Beef Stew NON-AFFLUENT
L
E
F
"I AM *GAY*, CARSON"
Carson: *WHEEZE*
Gayschlatt
Jeremiah Kuzel bap bo bay boboboboboboba ba ba ba badaba
-Romeo and Juliet- *Jschlatt and Aztrosist*
shut.
Jschlatt and AntVenom
Versaucey Your great comment and 300 likes
Up the shut fuck😂
Versaucey Excuse me but did you just say all gay peoples’ love is forbidden and they die in the end?! That’s HoMOpHoBiC
Bruh why is jschlatt so funny
Tyrannical Tentacles he’s like my favorite
I find them all funny tbh, but i like jschlatt alot
Davide galeazzi
Funny mic never made me laugh
But he’s the funniest from the group imo
Funny mic
hes the funny man
4:00 "hes let money corrupt him"
>makes schlattcoin a month later
syd ney Schlatt Has Become The Very Thing He Swore To Destroy
@@augustuswohlschlegel6241 Stop Fucking Capitalising Every Word It Looks Disgusting.
@@fynnla.e Or What Bitch Boy
He learned to negotiate from his former gay lover
I like how Astrozist and Schlatt like, never interacted after this lmao
It was a messy break up I guess 😔😔
what happened to astro and him genuinely tho lmao
cbou
They just dont talk, this one skit is the only ever interaction
@@samuraijackoff5354 Well they interacted prior to SMPLive so that isn't entirely true
@@samuraijackoff5354 >What is the Sleep Deprived Podcast
Carson is the physical embodiment of SCP 173.
You look away and he’s right there.
I shouldnt have laughed at that... but i did... pretty hard.
@@LocalDeepstateAgent xdxdxddxxd
lol good synonym
Correct
@@raafeyalikhan4400 it's not a synonym
love the gay representation in this episode
2 beautiful man
@Discontinued 3
@@stickymints Actually, it's 5
@@_saphrogy_9623 now technically it's six
@@anglfail S E V E N
“Alright you goblins.”
“Did you just call gay people goblins?!”
*vox wants to know your location*
joko is like 😳😳
Who’s vox?
@@bigpigeon2384 it's a journalism site, mostly known for writing like 50 different essays on pewdiepie every time he exist in public
jschlatt. The master of negotiations
"either you do the thing i want, or do the thing i want."
Nah that was Aztrosist
So if goblins are slang for gay, does that make lesbians orcs?
Quite Indeed
gay applies to both genders, but i still do wonder. hm
Interesting Theory
S7n73r and I oo-
I can confirm
AHHH. I've seen Orc gf's before they're so good. I, myself, am a gremlin.
carson preforms an ethnic cleansing in minecraft GONE SEXUAL
Featuring Skeleton Overwatch Man
Is gay an ethnicity?
Performs*
Spoula_The_SpiceLord pranked
@@brertt8350 yes
"WE ARE GAY!"
_"hUeeHEeeh"_
Murder isn't a crime unless you get caught.
True
Guy That Likes Yohane skyrim taught me that
True
Jschlatt
@@lordzerra8268 Yohane taught me that
no one:
companies in june: 3:00
I can’t beleieve my favorite gamer, carmecallson, is homophobic
Carmecallson 😂😂😂
Cannot believe it either! Unsubscribed, blocked, and r e p o r t e d
Carson singlehandedly committed the Armenian Genocide AND the Holocaust simultaneously.
He wants his new name to be CancelMeCarson
No way, callmesarson hates the gays? I can't believe it
"Its not illegal, until you get caught" - Daniel Aouchan 2019
True
🤠
As a gay person I can surely confirm, that I, am a goblin.
Same except I’m just a straight person.
I’m not as cool
Same
Same
I don't think that's how commas work
and i am a murderer goblin
Carson is going to get demonetized for killing two gay man and one gay man dog.
Tweet Tweet17 I would like, but your likes’ at “69” so...
The grand holy bagel - Zigzagzip Thankyou soldier, your doing your part
He killed two beautiful man
@@saladcuck855 that mean you gay
Gay man-dog? DOGMAN IS GAY!?
Schlatt: He’s letting money corrupt
Also Schlatt: You heard about schlatt coin
What shader is Carson using? They're not overbearing but add nice shadows and seems pretty lightweight to run.
EDIT: Found it, for those of you who haven't yet. It's Sildur's Enhanced Default.
Omg ty
Wait why did someone reply to this comment and then delete their reply omfg
@@cat-qp4pv cuz it was a woooosh i think
sildur is my god
does anyone know?
4:56 when he tells jshlatt to give him his quards for the pinky promise, he looks like a toddler that's trying to tell a lie
The hell is a quards
CharlesV Plays i think they meant “coords”
@@hb23. I know
. As a joke I think
A zombie said bruh when they were talking about losing 40 diamonds
Tay Byrd this is such a bruh moment
7:57 Why do I find Carson's inhale laugh so funny?
It's like his laugh needs to start up before it begins
Huh-huh-huh-hA-hA-hA
2 gay men who are in a struggling relationship that are commuting acts of murder and hypocrisy 1 is wanted by many people
Yep this is Minecraft
yeah they are not gay bruh
2 gay man
What stream was that
I genuinely can’t tell if they are actually gay or were really committed to the joke.
naw aztro has a gf lol
Pot of Greed, ok thx
Pot of Greed what do you do again?
@@the711devin4 I have no clue
*they're joking about gay*
The perfect minecraft server, twomad, Carson, swaggersouls, and bruh sound effect
- Lewdimus - *BRUH*
And gumball
Travis too😩
bruh what about jawsh, traves, and schlatt
@@dreadlordhg360 please stopping swear
these minecraft videos are the fuel to my spring break entertainment
Yesss
Same
“You’re breaking the love of two beautiful man” that’s amazing man.
@@sunny5877 L
sunny r/whooosh
Am I ok? Absolutely not i dont really understand the r/wooosh rn but you do know that me correcting them was a joke, right?
sunny yes, I was joking as well, sorry lmao
Am I ok? Absolutely not im getting confused now xD
As a gay guy, I'm a goblin, and I'M PROUD.
Cavalryare Oh HI as a lesbian im a....idk
@@LunAR-ic7uj orc 😂😂😂
100 the like this achievement makes me a proud pan
6:04 zombie pigman leaves the server
and i quote, "sorry I was thinking about DICK".
Lmao geography sucks kong
L
LOL
Literally had no idea what to write and, thus this random ass comment was born xD
10/10 comment ngl
Antvenom: “I thought everything was going smoothly”
Me: you crafted a jukebox and put in stall to set the mood, didn’t you?
i love how we just gloss over cooper beating the ender dragon and shit
6:44 certified *BrUuUHhH* moment
What's up checkmark
"I'm only gay in Minecraft"
13:26
Astro: It was an accident, what can i say
Zombie: *Aggressive moaning intensifies*
This video is so much funnier now that we know Aztro actually is gay
"We're not goblins, we are gay!"
"You know him, bro. You know him."
This is still my absolute favorite bit
As a gay people I can confirm we actively call ourselves and each other “goblins”
*_Carsons Bizzare Adventures: Diamond Crusaders_*
Golden wind
emerald is unbreakable
bedrock is unbreakable
Cobblestone Ocean
Iron Ball Run
Someone in my school just said they've never heard of CallMeCarson...
*It's time for a crusade*
We shall take back Jerusalem in the name of carson for this treachery
Not talking to you if you aren't subscribed to CallMeCarson on RUclips
david edwards we shall take back *diamonds
Such a lesbian
Carson i take inspiration from how you play survival also can you dab for the penguins that suffer in antarctica
🤠
🤠
Worldwarbot 2020 would like a word
L
@@jacobwheeler7402 L
7:27 honestly my favorite moment of this entire series
Guys you won't believe this, I found out how to get rid of all your blocks really fast.
Step 1: build a chest
Step 2: build a chest
Step 3: place a chest
Step 4:place a chest next to the first one
Step 5: get obsidian
Step 6: build a nether portal shape with the obsidian
Step 7: mine out the middle
Step 8: set the middle of the portal on fire
Step 9: go to the mines
Step 10: mine iron ore
Step 11: get cancer from the mines
Step 12: mine 8 stone
Step 13: craft it into a furnace
Step 14: mine coal
Step 15: put all of the coal in the bottom
Step 16: put all of the iron in the top
Step 17: leave it alone for a while
Step 18: take the iron out
Step 19: mine a tree
Step 20: turn tree into planks
Step 21: turn planks into a crafting table
Step 22: place the crafting table
Step 23: put the iron in random shapes until it says it will craft a bucket
Step 24: go into the portal
Step 25: select the bucket
Step 26: aim your crosshair at lava
Step 27: press the build button
Step 28: go back out the portal
Step 29: go to the chest
Step 30: put everything you have except for the lava in the chest
Step 31: select the bucket
Step 32: aim the crosshair next to the chest
Step 33: press the build button
Now you should get an unlimited amount of resources if you followed these directions exactly.
My game is laggy, resources are spilling into the room, and the lava is spreading, send help.
I am no longer capable of disliking bad comments. When it's bad, I just laugh at how bad it is and like it anyway. Help.
don't do this it creates mustard gas
Oh that sounds cool I'm going to go try it now!
Edit: you bastard
Minn OW you did it, I really hope you did. Please
*Can we get a full Mario 14 playthrough?*
Will we tho?
why is this coming from a riften gaurd
"Committing _acts of taking another one's life forcefully and ending their existence_ in minecraft"
If you used this title u would of got dem ads
Woulda clicked 20× faster.
Next video title committing horrendous acts of hate crimes in minecraft
"Cleansing Serbia of Muslims in Minecraft"
9:44
*U A V E A Y U Y A U S O S*
This video is so much better after I know who Aztro is.
Yes I love my commitment of the acts of extreme life threatening assault known as 'murder'.
time to ship az and schlatt
you've brought this upon yourself
even in the roughest of times, your videos always seem to put a smile on my face again :v) thanks for bein on youtube
your mom (flosses)
your half asian half american neighbours (takes the L)
*Heartfelt comment*
*Cancer slowly creeping in the background*
@@joeyhummel9814 9:03 me flexing on your Bubba sucking cancer
Whenever Carson laughs it looks like he's about to projectile vomit
3:00
that sound carson made scares me
The second I heard twomad laugh, *it was over*
Carson for just a moment, returns to his primitive roots after placing a lego block on some lava.
Why is everyone in this server homosexual?
ALSO I SAW WEEST IN THE CHAT OMG
do you mean goblins?
TadpoleGaming you disrespect papa weest?
@Stale Bagelz
Why?
carson is lonely and straight
11:54 when mom and dad fight
These were the days, man. Take me back.
CallmeCarson
More like Bore Ragnorock
More like Bore Ragnarok?
More like that’s my job
More like rick and microphone!
call me kevin fanbase represent
More like bad joke!
I literally taught a friend about Bore Ragnarok today
CALL ME KEVIN
9:50 holy shit LMAOOO HOW DID HE PREDICT IT
i think i might be in love with aztro, his "negotiations" had me dying
RIP Twomad
8:53 is the best bruh ever
0:55 "I am so proud of this community"
Am i the only one WHO's litterly addicted to this series?😔✊🏻
Probably not because we all watch his videos🤷♂️
Look out Carson, the Christian Minecraft mods are coming after you. Oh my god he has AirPods in. He can’t hear us. Oh my god.
Bro Twomad died😔
Yea but he was also a horrible person
celebrated it the day it happend
@@CsSniper23 oh shit really I had no idea
@@CsSniper23he was horrible but mainly bc of the drugs, he was fine before.
That's horrible @Austrveg
8:12 That vacuum sounding laugh! XD
9:48 aged horribly
7:50 is the best part
Change my mind
Jschlatt is possibly one of the best parts of this SMP
This, in my opinion, is the perfect Minecraft video. I've watched it over and over again and I still laugh. The characters are absolutely perfect and the dialogue and delivery is just absolutely amazing. Good job, Carson, you done good.
9:49 this aged very well
I wanna be back when these came out, before everything happened :(
"You know him bro" I love Jschlatt omfg, why is he so funny???
*Micro-Aggressions: The video*
“Shoes don’t go in horns, cringelord!” Probably one of my favorite things cooper has ever said.
9:49 that did not age well
I was looking for this
Was abt to say
"Ask him what his light level is"
*Orchestral music intensifies*
simpler times...
"i have no problem with any sexuality" warmed my heart thank you Carson
Edit for clarification: I do not ship I am a homosexual that lives in fear of my family hating me and it just made my day better
Kamari. K? Same
no one cares lol
Ara Amahasla based
@@araamahasla555 then why'd you put effort into replying?
@@araamahasla555 why reply?
now this is the kind of drama i want from these minecraft videos
9:50 well that aged like fine wine
well now it aged even more
I’ll rate this video one star...
because there is no fruit pig
_that moment when: forehead bruh moment_
as a gay person i would like to assure the the general public that we are not goblins
Carson watching Jschlatt's sloppy kiss through the window:
He clearly likes it
im glad you included the nether madness, it’s genuinely my favourite part of the series so far
I need liver surgery after all of that toxicity.
also: L
what do u mean??? this was the gay representation we all needed
as soon as the cookie feasting part came up at 9:30, I remembered I had some subway cookies from earlier and immediately went and grabbed them.
This is the most underrated SMPLive video.
Thanks Carson, you and your friends make me feel like I actually have time to have fun in my life.
Cooper and Poke talking is just a fever dream.