Phil and Matt Simms gear up for Week 9 as they discuss the rising stock of quarterbacks like Kyler Murray, Jameis Winston, Bo Nix, Kirk Cousins, and Tua Tagovailoa. They also touch on the Anthony Richardson situation in Indy. After breaking down film on these quarterbacks, they provide in-depth analysis and share their picks for the games of the we…

Both The Dolphins AND The Hurricanes were on a bye week this week. So Sam and Chris take the opportunity to discuss all the other things going on around the NFL. 18 game schedules, new kickoff rules that Goodell stole form this very podcast, international Super Bowls? The boys discuss it all, as well as share their thoughts on the upcoming week of …

Miami is on it's bye week and Sam and Chris are bored. So to pass the time, they decided to make fun of other NFL teams on this episode. It could always be worse, Dol-fans...just ask The Bengals. Plus, touchdown celebrations, Aaron Rodgers fires his coach and so much more. Pass the time with us on this bye week edition of Perfectville! Presented by…

It wasn't perfect, but it was progress. Miami beats New England, 15-10 in Foxborough to improve to 2-3. The victory netted them a tie with The Jets for second place in the AFC East and only one game behind The suddenly faltering, Buffalo Bills. So what changed? What worked for Miami? Sam takes you through the noticeable adjustments that Mike McDani…

Another day, another bad news story for The Dolphins. Jaelan Phillips, the talented EDGE rusher, announced on Instagram that he needs season ending reconstructive knee surgery. Yet another devastating injury for a team that can't seem to catch anything but bad breaks. Chris and Sam discuss the latest news, try to figure out what makes the most sens…

Well, that sucked. And I am not sure it is going to suck less anytime soon. The Miami Dolphins are bad at football and proved it yet again, on Monday Night against the formerly winless Tennessee Titans. The final score of 31-12 wasn't even the real story though as rumors are now swirling about sweeping changes in South Florida. Mike McDaniel doesn'…

As much intrigue as their can be between a 1-2 and 0-3 matchup, The Dolphins and Titans have certainly given us some things to talk about. Can Miami re-pay Tennessee for that embarrassing loss last year? Who will start at QB for The Dolphins? And will Will Levis actually break open and bleed mayonnaise? Sam Marcoux walks you through both sides of t…

After an abysmal loss in Seattle, it is apparent that the 2024 Miami Dolphins are currently broken. Bad play calling, horrid personnel groupings, untimely injuries and more, have plagued the team and fans, journalists and pundits alike are ready to write them off. Despite their current state of broken, it does not mean they can't be repaired. Dolph…

Tua is out, the defense looks bad and the coaching has been awful. But hey...it could be worse, right? Miami heads west to take on The Seahawks in Seattle. Can they contain Geno Smith and the weapons on offense? What does Skylar Thompson need to do to be successful in this offense? And who needs to step on on defense? The founding members of Perfec…

Well, week two SUCKED for Miami Dolphins fans everywhere. The team lost to The Buffalo Bills AGAIN. And to top it off, Tua Tagovailoa was brutally concussed again, as well. Greg Camarillo weighs in with his thoughts on Miami's starting quarterback, and reacts to comments from Joe Theismann on the BLEAV In Commanders podcast. Plus, beyond the injury…

An awful night of Dolphins football turned ugly and scary when Tua Tagovailoa exited the game with his third diagnosed concussion as a pro. Dr. David Chao joins the show to give us his thoughts on what he saw, why not all concussions are alike, and what the best thing for Tua and his brain to do (or not do) going forward. Follow Dr. Chao on Twitter…

Miami hosts Buffalo in an early season battle for AFC East supremacy. Josh Allen and his stupid Buffalo Bills, hobble into Miami for a prime time showdown on Thursday night against Tua, Tyreek and the rest of the Miami Dolphins. Both teams have injuries. Both teams had comeback victories in wee one. Both teams have Super Bowl aspirations in 2024. C…

It wasn't pretty, but a victory nonetheless. Tua, Tyreek and the rest of the Miami Dolphins survive week one against a game Jaguars team, 20-17. A slow first half after a crazy pre-game incident involving Tyreek and the police, led to a re-focused effort in the second half, and a come from behind, walk-off victory capped off by Jason Sanders kickin…

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Tua Tagovailoa pulled no punches this week, going OFF on his former head coach, Brian Flores, during an appearance on the Dan LeBatard Show. Calling Flores a "terrible person", the league's reigning passing leader made it crystal clear that there is no love lost between the two. Was Tua right to answer the question the way he did? Was Flores' respo…

Former Dolphins Wide Receiver, Greg Camarillo, officially joins the Town of Perfectville as the third member of the band. The Stanford alum dives right into the deep end too as Chris and Sam tee up Elite Tweet/Delete Tweet for their new Co-Host. Plus, the boys review the week that was and preview the preseason game that will be against the Washingt…

Sam Marcoux lines up in the backfield by himself this week to take on the Preseason Preview for YOUR Miami Dolphins against The Atlanta Falcons. Which units should play their starters? Which position battles should you focus on while watching the game? And which side of the ball is Sam most closely watching? The answer may surprise you. Plus, Tyrek…

Former Miami Dolphins Wide Receiver and Forever Hero, Greg Camarillo returns to Perfectville to discuss Tua Tagovailoa's new contract, training camp expectations and the players' list of top 100 players in the NFL. -What does Tua's new deal mean for him? The team? And what does Tua have to do to live up to the richest contract in tema history? -Sho…

The Miami Dolphins kick off their 2024 season with the opening of Training Camp. Tua Tagovailoa did, in fact, show up with his teammates, but he isn't participating in 11 on 11 drills and is still awaiting a new contract as he plays out his fifth year option from his rookie deal. Will he extend before the season starts? Or will Miami roll the dice …

The first first round pick of the Mike McDaniel era is in! And it isn't a speedy wide receiver, a gadget play running back or any sort of offensive player at all. It is Penn State's Chop Robinson. The physically superior freakish athletic EDGE rusher joins a playoff caliber team as the newest addition to a defense that desperately needed an injecti…

The boys are back and so is the NFL Draft! The Miami Dolphins have a first round draft pick for the first time in the Mike McDaniel era. So what are they going to do with the 21st overall pick? Will they stay put? Will they trade up? Or will Chris Grier and company try to leverage the board to get more day two picks and trade back? Sam and Chris di…

The boys re-cap the Anthony Weaver news before diving deep into the shit-tastic topic of Special Teams. Danny Crossman remains the ST Coach, but should he? Our punter was awful, the kicker made us have diarrhea and the coverage teams were absolutely awful. But Braxton Berrios was pretty good...too bad he is leaving. In other words, Miami has a lot …

The Miami Dolphins 2023 season is over. A promising start fizzled into a familiar end as the team limped into the playoffs and lost in the Wild Card round...again. Sam and Chris begin the painful process of de-constructing the 2023 team. First up? The defense. Vic Fangio has departed as the Defensive Coordinator and a successor has yet to be named.…

Well...Miami made the playoffs. And for all of that hard work they get to travel to Kansas City in sub-zero temperatures with battered and bruised players. Yay? Can Miami overcome? Will they turn their adversity into opportunity? OR will Tyreek's revenge game be nothing more than another blip on the radar for a Dolphins team that is fading fast? Th…

It's Week 18 and The Miami Dolphins are headed to the playoffs. So why does it feel..bad? Well, maybe because they STILL haven't clinched the AFC East and they STILL find themselves with a ton of injuries and...oh yeah...WE STILL HATE THE BUFFALO BILLS! The Dolphins can clinch the division, provided they can beat Josh Allen and The Buffalo Bills on…

The Dolphins answered a lot of questions and changed a ton of narrtives with their win against Dallas on Christmas Eve. Yet, more quesitons remain. Can they do it on the road? Can they slow down or stop the leagye fvorite for MVP, Lamar Jackson? Or will Baltimore resolve to bet another good team on their schedule and ruin the last day of the year i…

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SO the last game sucked, right? Miami squanders a 14 point lead with three minutes to go and somehow LOSES to the hapless Tennessee Titans on Monday Night. They also lose hold of the top seed in the AFC and lost a potential three game lead on The Buffalo Bills for the AFC East, with four games to go. Plenty of things went wrong for Miami in their l…

Sam and Chris HATE The Washington Commanders! We hate teir new name, we hate their coaches and we definiately hate their underrated offense. Can Miami overcome all of this hatred to their ninth victory? Or will Sam Howell and company shock the world? Plus, the boys discussthe latest episode of Hard Knocks, Mike McDaniel's "quirkiness" and more #fin…

It's Jets week! And we HATE The Jets. From Joe Namath to Jumbo Elliott and now even Tim F'N Boyle...we loathe everything associated with the Jets! We will hate them even more if they somehow pull off a miracle and beat the first place Dolphins on Black Frday. Sam and Chris get you ready for the post-Thanksgiving festivities with this week 12 previe…

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Miami flies to Germany to see if playing winning teams in another country can help them break their curse against winning NFL teams. But while Miami is away, it will still bea bit of a homecoming game for Tyreek Hill as he faces his former team and continues his quest to be the first WideReceiver in league history to eclipse 2,000 receiving yards i…

A 5-1 record with an Alabama quarterback, two star receivers, a taeltned running back room and a strong defensive line. Now guess which team I am talking about because this could describe both The Miami Dolphins OR The Philadelphia Eagles. A Superbowl caliber matchup is about to go down on Sunday Night Football on NBC and Sam and Chris are here for…

Miami heads back home to take on the winless Carolia Panthers. Injuries are starting to pile up for the first place Dolphins, but Sam and Chris tell you why you need not worry this week. Plus, the OFFICIAL Bingo Drinking Game for Week Six is revealed, as well as our score predictions. Enjoy and Welcome To Perfectville!…

Well week four sucked. Thankfully that is behind us and weke five is here. Which means The New York Giants are here and we HATE The New York Giants. Sam andcChris preview this weke's matchup and whether or not this is a "get right" game for Miami. Plus, The official Bingo Card Drinking Game is here! Presented by BetOnline.AG | Part of BLEAV Enjoy a…

Sam and Chris HATE The Buffalo Bills. They hate them SO much! And will tell you all about it in this episode as they preview the epic matchup between two long time rivals, The Miami Dolphins and The Buffalo Bills. Plus, the return of Elite Tweet - Delete Tweet is here! Some people tweeted out some incredible stuff this week, and others...well...pro…

We hate The Broncos! But we love our Dolphins! Sam and Chris preview this AFC matchup and predict who walks out victorious. Plus...the Broncos-Dolphins DRINKING GAME! Presented by BetOnline.AG and Gametime.co #finsupBy Welcome To Perfectville / Bleav

Sam hops on to share his thoughts on Miami's solid victory against The Patriots in New England. What worked? What didn't and is Bill Belichick even a good coach anymore?By Welcome To Perfectville / Bleav

Sam and Chris sit down to review Week One of the season for The Miami Dolphins. The team heads to Los Angeles to face the Chargers and we hate it. We hate the city, we hate the team and we certianly hate the mascot and everything else pertaining to The Chargers. Nonetheless, the boys predict who will score the first touchdown for Miami, who will ge…

The Dolphins trimmed their roster down to 53 players this week. Then used roster gymnastics to bring a few guys back, stash a couple away on IR and get themselves ready for weke one against The Chargers. Sam breaks down the numbers and players at each position group and gives you his thoughts on where the strengths, and weaknesses are. One of the p…

Chris makes his triumphant return to the United States and the Town of Perfectville, while Sam discusses the perils of his own flights. The boys also go through The Dolphins roster and pinpoint their areas of concern, preview the first preseason game against The Falcons and tell a few jokes along the way. Enjoy and Welcome To Perfectville! Part of …

Training Camp finally starts and wouldn't you know it, Miami's new toy, Pro Bowl Defensive Back, Jalen Ramsey gets himself injured. Sports Writer Shawn Williams joins Sam to discuss the sevrity of the injury, what it means for Miami's defense and how and who will need to step up in Jalen's absence. Which in-house candadte is primed to benefit the m…

Well, Tyreek Hill slapped a guy and then tried to pay him off with $200. Sam and Chris discuss how much Tyreek SHOULD have paid him and how much each of them would accept to be slapped by Tyreek and other Miami Dolphins players. Plus, Christian Wilkins is still unsigned, Zach Sieler wants a new contract and Connor Williams is threatening to hold ou…

The 2023 NFL schedule is now out! And amongst all of the clever team releases and television specials, is the REAL schedule breakdwon and analaysis, right here in the Town of Perfectville! Sam and Chris walk you through the travel, the opponents, the prime time and nationally televisied games, and even dive deeper into the rabbti hole of agenda-olo…

When Chris Grier heads to the kitchen, you know he is about to cook up something. This time? He cooked up a recipe for a three-time All-Pro Cornerback in JALEN RAMSEY. That's right, citizens of Perfectville, arguably the best cornerback in football joins Xavien Howard, Bradley Chubb, Jevon Holland, Jaelen Phillips, Christian Wilkins and Zach Sieler…

The Fangio has landed! After an odd amount of delays and a few false scares to Dol-Fans everywhere, Vic Fangio has come to terms to be the next Defensive Coordinator in Miami. Replacing Josh Boyer, Vic brings decades of experience and success to the defensive side of the ball. What does this mean for the current players? Who stands the most to gain…

On the heels of an intense playoff loss to the Buffalo Bills, The Miami Dolphins decide to part ways with the embattled Defensive Coordinator, Josh Boyer, along with the other defensive assistants who had previous ties to New England. Was Josh Boyer to blame for Miami's decline on defense in 2023? Or was he a victim of injuries and bad luck? What i…

Playoffs? You want to talk about playoffs? Sure. Why not? Miami makes the January dance as they beat The Jets and New England loses to secure the seventh seed and a wildcard date with The Bills in Buffalo. That's the good news. The bad news is that Miami will have to do it without their starting QB, Tua Tagovailoa and will most likely be starting t…

Miami heads into the final week of the season on a fiv game losing streak and needing help to get into the playoffs. In November, this team was 8-3 and at the top of the AFC. Now, five weeks later, they haven't won a game since and are on the outside looking in. The DOlphins will need to bet the Joe Flacco led Jets, and hope that Buffalo is able to…

On the verge of clinching the playoffs for the past month, The Miami Dolphins continue to defy greatness in preference of mediocrity and despair. Losing to the Packers on Christmas Day continues their traditional December meltdown as they are now losers of four in a row. Somehow, some way, Miami is still in control of their own destiny as they head…