To the person who said, "the episodes are never too long," I'm terribly sorry.By T. R. Appleton

Time for the most traditional holiday celebration: A science lesson.By T. R. Appleton

America's worst radioactive accident isn't Three Mile Island, and the Nazi nuclear physicist wasn't assassinated by the famous baseball player.By T. R. Appleton

Sometimes we need a quiet moment in order to step back and look at the bigger picture.By T. R. Appleton

Sure, thorium could provide practically limitless clean energy, but then we couldn't build weapons of mass destruction.By T. R. Appleton

We all know that radioactive rocks glow in the dark, except they actually don't, except for when they actually do.By T. R. Appleton

Out of all the characters who encounter radium in this episode, the only one to emerge unscathed is the guy who comes face-to-face with Satan.By T. R. Appleton

You don't have to have a degree to do science, but it helps.By T. R. Appleton

You know something's amiss when you set off the radiation alarms while walking in to the nuclear power plant.By T. R. Appleton

The story of astatine takes us to Alabama, Dacca, Romania, Vienna, and California, but definitely not Switzerland.By T. R. Appleton

Sadly, it's no longer possible to purchase this lethally radioactive element for fifteen cents and a cereal boxtop.By T. R. Appleton

The periodic table shows the natural patterns and trends among the elements. Bismuth does not abide.By T. R. Appleton

We just can't seem to stop chasing the sweet, sweet taste of element 82.By T. R. Appleton

In which we learn how reading mystery novels might very well save a life.By T. R. Appleton

Even if you hate tuna, have flawless teeth, and only use digital thermometers, humans have historically not been shy about getting a mouthful of mercury.By T. R. Appleton

All other metals step aside, because today we deal with the king of elements.By T. R. Appleton

Sometimes, being set in stone isn't permanent enough.By T. R. Appleton

Alvarez noticed a great disturbance in the rocks, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.By T. R. Appleton

This entire episode serves as cautionary advice to anyone seeking to add osmium to their element collection.By T. R. Appleton

Witness an incredible, unbreakable bond between two who couldn't be more alike. We'll also learn about a married couple.By T. R. Appleton

All right, everybody settle down. Welcome to the weekly meeting of the National Association Of W Lovers.By T. R. Appleton

Once more, the periodic table drags us to hell -- this time by way of ancient Greece.By T. R. Appleton

The science suggests hafnium can't be used to create a gamma ray bomb, but that won't stop the U.S. government from trying.By T. R. Appleton

Let us ensure we remember the lanthanide series before we leave it behind once and for all.By T. R. Appleton

When Johann Bottger failed to turn lead into gold, porcelain made a pretty good consolation prize.By T. R. Appleton