Best Soccer Neophytes Podcasts (2025)

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S7E28 - 200th Episode! 1:01:22

20d ago1:01:22

1:01:22

Ellie selects his final 8 Chris, Andrew and I give our year end best case scenarios Newcastle wins their first trophy in decades European Breakdown Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 200

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S7E27 - Mo Salah, Mo Problems 49:32

27d ago49:32

49:32

Mo Salah's amazing aeason Nuno masterclass This bizarre season in stats PL Summer Series announced Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 199

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S7E26 - B!tch Sesh 1:03:21

1M ago1:03:21

1:03:21

Bitch Sesh FA Cup Round of 16 Recap Neophyte Focus: LIV-NEW Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 198

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S7E25 - Passing The Baton 49:30

1M ago49:30

49:30

The passing of the baton Arsenal's broken offense Two standout players The race for Europe Neophyte Focus: AVL-CHE Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 197

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S7E24 - Bizarro World 57:31

2M ago57:31

57:31

We glaze Evertong Defenders are playing forwards Marmoush is the New Haaland Cup Re-Cap Neophyte Focus: BHA-CHE / FUL-FOR Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 196

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S7E23 - January Transfer Window Recap 1:13:42

2M ago1:13:42

1:13:42

Arsenal humbles City Forest bounces back Everyone's tearing their ACLs The transfer window slams shut Neophyte Focus: BOU-FOR Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 195

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S7E22 - Bye Bye Kyle Walker 57:12

2M ago57:12

57:12

Bournemouth routs Forest in a battle for Europe and Ellie's heart Spurs-Sanity at an all time high City is for sure Back Transfer Window hopes a tearful(?) goodbye to a Soccer Neophytes Legend Neophyte Focus: BOU-FOR Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 194

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S7E21 - Ellie's Final 12 58:00

3M ago58:00

58:00

FA Cup 3rd Round recap Double matchweek winners and losers Can Forest win the league? Ellie give us his final 12! Neophyte Focus: West Ham United Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 193

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S7E20 - I'm a Salmon Man 1:05:02

3M ago1:05:02

1:05:02

Is Man City Back? The bizarre Spurs Has United figured it out? On the eve of the 3rd round of the FA cup we play I"s this a real team?" Neophyte Focus: Bournemouth Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 192

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S7E19 - Double Neophyte Derbies 55:02

3M ago55:02

55:02

Wolves take 4 points from United and Spurs...is there anything else to talk about? Neophyte Focus: Wolves & Everton Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 191

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S7E18 - Goalkeeping Apocalypse 1:01:34

3M ago1:01:34

1:01:34

Great week for people named Jesus City are worse than Wolves 3-0 scorelines rule! Liverpool prove a point Neophyte Focus: Aston Villa Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 190

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S7E17 - But the Oscar goes to... 1:01:09

4M ago1:01:09

1:01:09

Manchester is Red Chelsea creeps on Liverpool Double Sacking Forest in Champions League position! Neophyte Focus: Chelsea Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 189

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S7E16 - Chris and Andrew are Cowards 50:56

4M ago50:56

50:56

Chris and Andrew are ashamed of their teams. Nate is too, but he showed up. Who had the best/work week? Which manager is getting sacked next? Neophyte Focus: Southampton / Leicester City Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 188

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S7E15 - Seven Layer Dip 1:07:46

4M ago1:07:46

1:07:46

Liverpool win the league. 12 others vie for Europe. Important Either/Or Questions. FA Cup draw...some teams got the short end of the stick! Neophyte Focus: Forest Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 187

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S7E14 - Ellie's First Tiers List 1:16:18

4M ago1:16:18

1:16:18

Wolves ball out...literally! Spurs steal their thunder. Amorim has work to do. Ellie reveals his first tiers list. Neophyte Focus: Newcastle Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 186

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S7E13 - Coote(r) Talk 1:10:13

5M ago1:10:13

1:10:13

City in shambles. Wolves win! Is Liverpool going to win the league? Ruud leaves as Amorim arrives. Andrew lets Nate down, not once, but twice! Neophyte Focus: Brentford Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 185

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S7E13 - The Opposite of the Midas Touch 1:06:55

5M ago1:06:55

1:06:55

Two title contenders lose and one takes advantage A surprising team in 3rd Ruud gets a new manager bounce Will O'Neil finally get bounced? Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 184

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S7E11 - While the Cat's Away the Mice Will... 46:24

5M ago46:24

46:24

We're reminded once again that existence is pain The beautiful game can be quite cruel We finally have our first sacking of the young season. Neophyte Focus: Tottenham Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 183

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S7E10 - Father Provides Gentle Rebuke 1:34:29

6M ago1:34:29

1:34:29

Spurs remind us it's a beautiful game. Forest and Palace are two teams that exist. Finally down to our last lossless club. The legend of Johnny Stones continues to grow. Neophyte Focus: Liverpool Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 182

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S7E9 - Bienvenidos a los Neofitos del Futbol 1:17:09

6M ago1:17:09

1:17:09

Spurs Gonna Spur Wolves Gonna Wolf United Gonna United Ellie Features: Brighton Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 180

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S7E8 - We All Hate Cole Palmer 1:17:00

6M ago1:17:00

1:17:00

Spurs continue digging Ten Hag's grave Cole Palmer's record setting half Arsenal Chelsea and Liverpool take advantage of City's draw Premier League is soft as fuck Ellie Features: Manchester United Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 180

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S7E7 - I Stand With Kyle Walker 1:18:30

7M ago1:18:30

1:18:30

Stones from Stone A Handball for the Ages Which Neophyte's Manager Will Be Sacked First? New Segment: Most Surprising Ellie Features: Manchester City Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 179

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S7E6 - Three Headers Away From A Hat Trick 1:21:08

7M ago1:21:08

1:21:08

North London Derby Point deduction rumors Everton collapses...again Ellie features Fulham Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 178

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S7E5 - Addition By Subtraction 1:21:11

7M ago1:21:11

1:21:11

Ellie's Focus: Ipswich Town The transfer deadline has passed... So has Everton's time in the Premier League? A rough-ish weekend for the Soccer Neophytes! Who has had the most surprising start? Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 177

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S7E4 - How Many Oasis Songs Can You Name? 1:19:27

7M ago1:19:27

1:19:27

Ellie reviews Arsenal Wolves are Shit Everton are Shittier Our Best Bets are Shittiest ...and Oasis? Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 176

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S7E3 - Burgeoning Feuds 1:26:07

8M ago1:26:07

1:26:07

Matchweek One Review: Ellie reviews Crystal Palace. Burgeoning Feuds. Over-reactions! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 175

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S7E2 - Introducing Ellie, Predictions, and Kits! 2:06:47

8M ago2:06:47

2:06:47

The best episode of the season! We introduce season seven's neophyte, Ellie. You get to hear our off the wall Predictions. And we tell you the truth about the best (and worst) kits. Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 174

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S7E1 - Promoted Teams Preview 47:42

8M ago47:42

47:42

The boys are back with a preview of the three newly promoted teams: Ipswich Town Southampton Leicester City Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 173

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S6E33 - The Pick Is In... 1:08:39

11M ago1:08:39

1:08:39

Final Matchweek Recap Prediction Recap Traore Award Winner Lundberg picks his team! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 172

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S6E32 - Almost to the Finish Line 31:14

11M ago31:14

31:14

Andrew and Chris come to you live from the interwebs and discuss the frustrating 23-24 sports season, The race to finish the season, the miracles needed at the bottom and the incoming teams. Sorry for the sort of crazy mid section where Andrew kept losing his connection and it led to some interesting overlays of discussions.…

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S6E31 - Royal Rumble! 1:21:06

11M ago1:21:06

1:21:06

Stu (@Stuj4z) from Wolves Fancast (@wolvesfancast), Tereak (@tereaktalks) from Tereak Talks, and JC (@JcSpitfire) from Eagle-Eyed Football (@eagleeyedball) join us to try to convince Chris on why they should choose their clubs. Notably missing? Villa of course! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 170…

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S6E30 - Pop Quiz! 53:58

12M ago53:58

53:58

Arsenal is Back on Top Who has the best schedule going forward? Who else is making moves? Andrew Has a Pop Quiz

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S6E29 - Final Four! 45:55

1y ago45:55

45:55

Final Four Week! New Leader at the Top Will Wolves score again this season? Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 168

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S6 E28 -Not what you wanted, but is what you needed 31:37

1y ago31:37

31:37

EP 28 - Chris is joined by the guys.... or not! Forrest point deduction, FA Cup results, Spurs Spursing, Best Bets and a look ahead

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S6E27 - Arsenal's #1 (feat. Titus Hughes) 49:50

1y ago49:50

49:50

Arsenal is On Top Thrilling (and Controversial) Liverpool-City Battle Spurs Thump Exciting non-Prem League Week Upcoming Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 166

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S6E26 - Yakkity Sax 57:20

1y ago57:20

57:20

We're going streaking a not so memorable manchester derby, America antagonizes Europe Andrew really really really hates Arsenal. Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 165

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S6E25 - Team Crest Rankings 1:11:55

1y ago1:11:55

1:11:55

Lundberg Kicks Two! Could Premier League Get 11 teams In Europe? Carabao Cup Bore-Fest Team Crests Rankings Everton Gets 4 Points Back Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 164

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S6E24 - Wolves Megacast (w. Stu Hall) 1:12:31

1y ago1:12:31

1:12:31

Who is Chelsea? Most Confident in? Is United back? Who is More sad this week, Nate or Andrew? Roy Hodgson steps down or did he "step down"? And Stu Hall from Wolves Fancast makes a shocking guest appearance! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 163

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S6E23 - Kyle Walker All-Stars 1:01:06

1y ago1:01:06

1:01:06

Rewind! Arsenal heating up Kyle Walker XI Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 162

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S6E22 - A Patreon To Read Our Text Threads 50:15

1y ago50:15

50:15

Arsenal Keep The Title Race Tight Soccer Neophytes Derby Get Together Recap Luton Making Noise FA Cup Recap Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 161

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S6E21 - The Pete Carroll of the Premier League 1:02:52

1y ago1:02:52

1:02:52

Is Liverpool running away with the title? What's wrong with Newcastle Old Man Milner FA Cup Preview Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 160

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S6E20 - Short and Sweet 52:30

1y ago52:30

52:30

FA Cup 3rd Round Recap Rivalries Mini-match Week Recap New FFP Allegations Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 159

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S6E19 - Growers Not Showers 1:00:18

1+ y ago1:00:18

1:00:18

Chris, Andrew and Nate Guess Lundberg's Power Rankings Liverpool-Newcastle Recap FFP Hit: Forest FA Cup Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 158

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S6E18 - Lundberg's Final 8 55:42

1+ y ago55:42

55:42

Mid-Season Is Here Lundberg's Final 8 First Half Surprises Effect of AFCON/Asian Cup Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 157

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S6E17 - Mid-Table Props 1:08:16

1+ y ago1:08:16

1:08:16

Liverpool Ascends Villa With A Shocking Week Mid-Table Props Recommendations for Our Neophyte Neophyte Focus: Arsenal Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 156

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S6E16 - Drunk Sunday 55:20

1+ y ago55:20

55:20

A Drunk Sunday Burnley shoots their load in one match Arsenal arsenal? Our first manager sacking Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 155

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S6E15 - Andrew Keeps Andrewing and Spurs Keep Spurring 57:02

1+ y ago57:02

57:02

Andrew keeps Andrewing and Spurs keep Spurring Everton Points Deduction, Nate Wants to Quit the Pod A Title Race in the Works Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 154

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S6E14 - I've Never Scored With My Balls Before 1:11:55

1+ y ago1:11:55

1:11:55

Wolves are not shit Are Chelsea the most fun team right now? Jekyll and Hyde Teams Upcoming Transfer Ban Vote Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 153

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S6E13 - The Greatest Match In Soccer Neophytes History 1:08:24

1+ y ago1:08:24

1:08:24

Sensational Stoppage Time Shenanigans Chaos at the London Derby Man U Microcosm Wolves Don't Deserve Love Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode: 152

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S6E12 - Monster Mash! 49:26

1+ y ago49:26

49:26

Wolves Talk (x3) Neophyte Focus: Arsenal-Sheffield Congestion at the Top of the Table Sadness at the Bottom of the Table New Term: Spur??? More You Know: ballon d'or Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode: 151

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