This episode starts with "Vatican III is for dogs," if you want to set your expectations ahead of time The Haint ™ is also feeling EXTRA festive, so just prepare yourselves spiritually for that We are minus one Ryan this week and plus one Victoria Zeller. Double celebrity author show!! Pre-order Victoria's book here, if you're a ball-knower or woul…

- Welcome to Charity Bowl week, now featuring new tools to track how badly you're beating your rivals at https://www.moneycannon.org/ - The questions mainstream media isn't asking about Steve Belichick - Finding coaches with overly long Wikipedia career summaries - The Cursed Island of the 2007 Atlanta Falcons - Maybe this is the Charity Bowl stret…

Ryan shares a bold vision of the future for EA Sports' flagship college football property Final Four Recap Which teams in what sports do we think we could coach to a precise .500 record in one season? A refresher course for fired coaches The 2025 Charity Bowl begins on April 14 Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell Check out …

Holly contemplates some recreational tree surgery Meet a new Lady Uncle Major League Baseball injury report Requisitioning elements of other sports to build a better or at least more interesting form of college football Merch Madness totals announced and new PTKU initiative unveiled! The 2025 Charity Bowl begins on April 14 Fullcast theme song arra…

Ryan shares his bold new vision for personal banking Spencer gets a new nickname Yes, Venom is also in this episode. You're welcome A dive into the lore of Gatorlode® "How do y'all vomit?" This will eventually be known as "the Halle Berry episode" for a couple different reasons, and we're confident you will be surprised by both of them! Tips for Me…

Recorded October 2024 at Furnace Fest Our loudest WWWWWWWWWWELCOME ever Closing pitcher Gasolina Shark Anatomically correct UGA band formation Yes, Michigan-Ohio State has always been like this Rock Jam Cock/Christ Fest I gotta save my family’s bass clarinet farm The rap song you should never play in Philly Country Roads circle pit Check out Surber…

We have invented several new forms of golf It's Merch Madness time! What's that mean? Several things! First, we've got some new items up in the Shutdown Fullstore (www.preownedairboats.com) celebrating Protect Trans Kids University But that's not all: From now through the end of the month (that month is March 2025), ALL proceeds from our store – PT…

Dale update Let's check in on our favorite childhood pal, Peeing Calvin Window Decal Clemson and Florida State and the ACC make up, sort of. Surely nothing like this will never happen again Welcoming Bobby Bowden back to the show This week on Podcast Business: Soft banks, hard decisions Jason and Spencer announce some new projects Ryan tests his sk…

It's possible we had other plans for this episode. Those plans went out the window in the first minute after Ryan asked Spencer, Holly, and Surber why they loved Dale Earnhardt Pluto is still a planet Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Caleb Curtis Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Listen to Rya…

A quick round of Let's Remember Some Defunct Professional Football Teams, Or Are They There's a new Civ game out, so please enjoy Spencer and Jason's presences while we have them Actually we made the whole episode out of Civ, sorry Introducing the Hog Of Mirth: Somehow Not A Sex Thing Making stolen relics in Hobby Lobby work for YOU Enter The Potat…

- WELCOME TO THE OFFSEASON, where we discuss things like - How come Nic Cage has never played an astronaut - Activating your glutes to podcast - A basketball legend named Foots - The Tragic, Recurring Tale of Montoya - Matt Patricia, Wikipedia nightmare - A canonical announcement about the Tooth Fairy's NFL loyalty - This week's theme was arranged …

The Internet's Only College Football Podcast teams up with noted NFL/media criticism podcast Split Zone Duo to review. Topics include: - Stadium Tarp or Giant Blanket? - How to Acquire Vintage Diseases and Maladies - The World's Largest Outdoor Grave Desecration- Best Birthday for a Michigan Mom - The Siren Song of Hot Chocolate - Go Birds - Go Bil…

- This show title is not about Jerry Jones but we do talk about Jerry Jones - Surprisingly normal assessment of a college football personnel move (alarming, we know) - Ryan reveals a recent moment of failure to be a true Eagles fan - Holly Anderson plays the role of Spencer Hall - The Super Bowl: Mount Healthy vs. Scorpion Bay - Important new busin…

- More attempts at ASMR from Ryan - When Airplanes Get Hungry - The worst place to watch Act II of Oklahoma - The Mystery of the Abandoned Retirement Community Car - Katie vs. Biker Gang vs. Cops vs. Katie - Sewage Pump Missile Keys - May God grant you the confidence of a lady who brings her bird wherever she pleases - Forklifts: The Ultimate Reven…

The title game is still going on when this episode begins. It is over when the episode ends. Relive the final 13 minutes and 54 seconds with us! This isn't as entertaining as the time we popped in live during that one Bama-Clemson title game. You know the one, where Bama used their kicker as a lead blocker on 4th and 6. Also, Clemson was lined up i…

The college football playoff national championship game is next week. But first: The Dallas Cowboys Followed by a quick trip to either France, Spain, or Italy Whichever country this is, they're surprisingly uptight about body mods! Practical advice for your next urologist visit Here's where to send your submissions for our upcoming live show in Atl…

To ring in both the new year and the semifinal round of the college football playoff, let's examine the carceral state through the lens of McDonaldland Technically this episode is supposed to be previewing the Orange and Cotton Bowls. Let's see how that goes List of churches where you can probably smoke indoors Announcing our next book Here's where…