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Can I Go Home Now?

Jamie Wolf and Lucas Zelnick

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Comedians Jamie Wolf and Lucas Zelnick have no beliefs except for what's funny or benefits them personally. Join them as they tell stories from their lives and make fun of absolutely everything. --- To get one bonus episode a week join our Patreon at patreon.com/canigohomenow --- We are a satirical podcast.
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Sadly, Jamie and Lucas have decided to bring CIGHN to a close. They lay out all the details in this final episode. We sincerely appreciate you listening for all this time — thank you so much for everything! Please make sure to continue to support the guys' careers. Get tickets to their live shows and follow them on social media: Jamie: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠…
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Lionel McGloin of No Cap On God joins the boys (Lucas is back!) this week to talk about his man-on-the-street interviews and other online antics. Lionel dives into topics like kissing grandmothers, piss drinking, and how he navigates awkward situations. Lionel picks the boys' brains about stand-up comedy, shares a wild story about getting his SD ca…
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Comedian and original cast member of American High Shorts, Julia Dicesare, joins Jamie on the pod. Julia discusses her potential upcoming move to New York City, her pivot to stand-up comedy, and her time at American High Shorts. She also shares stories about her interests in investing during high school, studying TV and film in college, and how hit…
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Comedian, actress, and the person with the most unique background Jamie’s ever met, Sienna Hubert-Ross, joins the pod this week while Lucas is on the road. Sienna opens up about her incredible journey, from her childhood in Boston and dealing with racism, to being raised poor with nothing to lose, studying classical music, attending Bible college, …
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Former pod host and recently passed comedian at The Stand, John Kennedy, joins the pod this week. The boys clear the air about why John left, and John shares what he’s been up to lately. John also talks about why he’s so happy, his goals for building new habits, and even confronts the boys about some of their actions. Be a friend; tell a friend abo…
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Claire Parker and Ashley Hamilton of the Celebrity Memoir Book Club podcast join the boys on the pod. The conversation kicks off with a discussion of the recent election, but quickly diverts into Claire and Ashley educating Jamie and Lucas on fracking and buccal fat. The question quickly becomes: how different are we? The CMBC hosts talk about thei…
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Podcaster, stand-up comedian, and former model Kate Lavrentios joins the pod. In the spirit of Halloween, the conversation dives into an honest discussion about addiction and sobriety. Kate shares a story from her drinking days, and Jamie recalls an embarrassing moment from his time on opioids. The group also addresses p**n addiction. Kate opens up…
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Zach Justice and Jared Bailey of the Dropouts Podcast join Jamie and Lucas on this week’s episode. They roll into the studio with a full crew, fresh off a night at Paul Rudd’s charity event. Zach opens up about the recent loss of his grandfather and other passings in his life. Jared shares stories from his upbringing, including being raised by two …
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Comedian, podcaster, and daughter of a Bon Jovi band member, Gabby Bryan joins the pod. Right away, Lucas and Gabby bond over being nepo babies—though Gabby clarifies they’re not on the same level since she grew up half rich, half white-trash. Gabby opens up about family, sharing how her parents wanted her to become a pop star when she was young. S…
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Globally touring Australian comedian Luke Kidgell joins the pod, showcasing how he might have the most normal and healthy upbringing of any comedian Jamie and Lucas know. The boys introduce Luke to some of America’s finer points, including the Confederacy and Americans with guns. Luke shares insights on the differences between crowds in various cou…
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Viral content creator and writer for Almost Friday TV, Max Zavidow, joins the boys to talk about how he plans, writes, and produces sketches. Max offers great insights for anyone learning how to create content and take an idea from concept to finished product. The episode also touches on dating, coming out as bi, and the connection between comedy a…
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Comedian and host of Hot & Single, Stef Dag, joins Lucas on the pod to talk about relationships, college, and honing the craft of stand-up comedy. Some speculation arises around the title of her college degree, and the two bond over their cringe era growing up. Follow Stef on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stefdagz/?hl=en ••• ➡️ JOIN THE PATR…
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Podcast Hall of Famer and Lucas’s mentor, Ashley Gavin, returns as the first five-timer in pod history. The gang reminisces about how they all met and their first impressions of each other, taking it back to the open mic and Sesh days (ho ho ho). Ashley shares a story about a tough past relationship and her rise in the comedy scene, including her “…
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Kitty Hayes, fashion model and Lucas's girlfriend, joins the pod during NYC Fashion Week. She shares her story of being scouted at a music festival at 11 years old, starring in a crazy music video at 14, passing out on a set in Korea, and what it’s like aging out of being a runway model. Naturally, Kitty and Lucas also air their grievances about th…
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Dan Carney, featured in Dumb Money and all over the internet, joins the boys and jumps right into the conversations from last night's game night. After clearing the air, Dan talks about growing up in a military family and eventually settling in Brandon, Florida. Dan shares a wild story about a teacher who had the FBI raid him after hiring a hitman,…
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Social media phenom and stand-up comedian Yvette Segan joins the pod for a boys' cast. The conversation kicks off with Yvette sharing her story of traveling to Nepal while studying abroad in college and accidentally taking ayahuasca. Together, the gang dives into discussions about dry streaks in dating, what it’s like being full-time comics, and th…
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With Jamie sick, Lucas steps in as the solo host and is joined by Geoffrey Asmus, recent GQ feature. The boys talk about comedy scene news including a podcast Geoff did with a club owner who is pro-Israel and leaving his management. Geoff also shares his experiences growing up as a lone wolf, his interest in history, and how he decided to start a c…
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Hyde Healy of American High Shorts joins the boys to talk about family, growing up in the South, and what it’s like working for one of the top sketch groups in the country. Lucas shares a story about road-tripping through Jackson, Mississippi, in a fully-loaded Land Rover he earned through hard work from ages 16-19. Meanwhile, Jamie drills down to …
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Grace O’Malley, Barstool’s 281st Boston hire and host of Plan Bri Uncut, joins the pod to talk about family, school, and stand-up comedy. Grace shares what it was like growing up just outside of Boston, how she completely turned around her GPA before dropping out of college, and her journey to becoming a content creator. Give Grace a follow on Inst…
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Mark Gagnon joins Jamie and Lucas in the new interview format and immediately flips the table to interview Lucas after he mentions that he hooked up with a 40-year-old transgender woman when he was 19. After the derailment, the boys ask Mark about getting married young and he shares how being married helps the hang. He also talks about growing up r…
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➡️ JOIN THE PATREON ⬅️ John has come to the decision to leave the pod. We still love him and are good friends. We will miss him dearly. With just the two hosts, Jamie talks about getting judged for reading books on the train and how he learns a lot about strangers and friends by the comments they make about his studious habits. Lucas shares a viral…
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➡️ JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow ⬅️ All jokes aside, the boys host an intervention for Connor, the producer. Lucas invites John and Jamie to a circumcision and recaps his time in Europe, including hanging out with The Killers backstage at a concert. Together, the boys debate whether everyone will be hotter in the future. W…
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➡️ JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow ⬅️ Fan favorite Tommy Brennan is back! Taking turns with the talking bear, the boys share how they express anger, with Jamie and Tommy connecting over their inability to get mad in relationships. John opens up about the science stuff he’s been doing on the side. The boys also dive into a di…
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Lyle the Therapy Gecko joins the boys for a double-episode feature that combines both the regular and Patreon episodes. If you enjoy the extra content and want to receive it every week, be sure to join us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow In this episode with the Therapy Gecko, the boys delve into Lyle's origins, including his first…
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➡️ JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow ⬅️ SNL writer KC Shornima joins this week and teaches John, Jamie and Lucas a few things about the caste system. She also helps the guys sort through a JFK conspiracy theory sent over by a Patreon supporter. In this episode, Jamie points out some of John’s hidden Republican beliefs, John sh…
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On a night with a tight crowd, Jamie had the opportunity to perform in front of Dua Lipa (and her very attractive and probably very kind date) at the Comedy Cellar. You can watch the full set on Patreon by purchasing it in our shop for $10 or by joining the “You Really Support Us Tier.” The set will be available by end of day Monday. SET LINK ⁠HERE…
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KEEP UP WITH US AT: https://www.thatsoffensive.co/ LISTEN ON: ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/thats-offensive/id1592044549 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/2gt3l3otFvwSt2VQx6pYSr ADD US ON: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/thatsoffensivepodcast/ TIK TOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@thatsoffensivepodcast? TWITTER: https://twitter…
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With John on the road, Emil Wakim drops in as the special guest joining Jamie and Lucas on this week’s pod. Together, the boys talk about breakups and share post-relationship advice. Lucas recounts a story about being called in for jury duty and getting recognized. Plus, the guys try their hand at being British rappers, creating some of the most in…
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The boys are back together again and kick things off with another one of Jamie’s Causes, brought to you by Wolfden Pictures. This week’s cause: censorship and supporting it wherever it may appear. John weighs in with his belief that Spanish should be America’s first language. And, the guys discuss dirty talk and whether you can ~finish~ while laugh…
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🎵 Jamie's back, back in the post-vacation mood 🎵 With all the boys together again, the great question of how fast someone can pee in miles per hour comes up, leading to ChatGPT intervening. Lucas shares how he had to explain the Civil War to his British girlfriend. The boys talk about going to a renaissance fair together, and a new segment is intro…
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Back from a long stretch on the road, Lucas regales John about his time at the Netflix comedy festival and hanging with Shane Gillis. He also dives into the story of his first time tripping which leads to riffing on the worst times and places to trip. Lucas also tells the tale of meeting an Uber driver who believed he had superpowers, and John has …
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With Lucas on the road, J.P. McDade joins Jamie and John on the pod. Together, the Js talk about how the internet is grossly misused (including TikTok and some wild bots on Twitter), the Dave Chappelle Combine, and J.P. 's experience writing for the roast of Tom Brady. Keep an eye out for J.P.’s special dropping sometime in July. Make sure to give …
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With Lucas on the road, John and Jamie are joined by British comedian and Yale graduate, Simon Fraser. On the road in Cincinnati last week, Jamie and Simon encountered a man who was WAY too into disc golf and had a distinct disdain for “ball golf.” The boys dive into the top UK cartoons. They also discuss how creepy it is when video game creators m…
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John’s out of town leaving Jamie and Lucas running the show and answering your Patreon questions. Last week, you all weighed in agreeing with Jamie that Jim Carrey is NOT funny, but Lucas thinks maybe that’s just Jamie pretending to be cool. Together, the boys talk about the number one underground school in the country, the Colorado School of Mines…
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With Lucas away, it’s just the boys. On this boys' pod, John reveals to Jamie that he’s been going hard on some chess, shares some conspiracy theories, and mentions he’s entering a new life chapter. Together, the Jamie and John start inventing things, including a urinal for women. And they discuss such matters as how difficult it is to be poor and …
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With Jamie and John in the studio, Lucas comes in hot with some podcast feedback. Starting with himself, Lucas notes he doesn't listen, Jamie is mean, and John is hilarious. With the notes in hand, the guys attempt to do an exercise to put the feedback into effect. They also discuss race, growing up shy, and rich kids.Tata Jay. Join our Patreon to …
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All three hosts are in this week answering your questions from Patreon. While answering, Lucas goes earnest, Jamie goes joking, and John gets taught how to read without pausing. We appreciate all the questions and support! Join our Patreon to ask your questions and get one bonus episode a week: https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow ••• Follow Us On…
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Joining John and Lucas on the pod this week is Ruby Setnik, Lucas’s self-proclaimed greatest opener. In this stand-up heavy episode, they talk about John’s style of joke writing, types of audiences, and dealing with anxiety on stage. Outside of the shop talk, Lucas does some doubling down on personal takes and discusses John’s drinking. To get one …
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Lucas and Jamie are in studio this week riffing on dom and sub relationships. It’s been a minute since it was just these two hosts together, and they dove right into talking about exposés including ‘Quiet on Set’ and sharing their perspectives on what it was like for Jamie to perform at the Comedy Cellar between Dave Chappel and Chris Rock. To get …
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Lucas and John are in the studio this week, sharing some of the worst things they did as kids. The guys introduce the character Anna Rexic, ask the question 'Is van life homelessness?', and John admits where he buried the Pokémon cards. To get one bonus episode a week, join our Patreon at ⁠https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow⁠ ••• Follow Us On Ins…
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All three CIGHN boys are together in a brand-new studio, continuing to find ways to fail upwards. Lucas and Jamie have a heart-to-heart on the difference between memes and modern love notes. John assumes the role of the alpha, and Jamie shares what it’s like to follow Dave Chappelle on stage at the Comedy Cellar. To get one bonus episode a week, jo…
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