Piper! Noooooooooo! Cult Meeting! Nooooooo! We have your bi-weekly TV and Movie updates with a big ol splash of White Lotus spoilers. Along with your host's ripping on their respective papa's fashion choices and their love for local dive bars. So strap in for this week's meeting! Only on the Video Cult! The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedi…

Hey Goop Troop! We got another goopy movie for ya'll, this week we have the 1993 movie, Carnosaur! We have megalomanic food scientists, hippies named after yeast infections, and a very special guest Rhys! So join our hosts Josh and Gabby and this week's guest on this Jurassic journey. Only on the Video Cult! The Video Cult is a shadowy organization…

Welcome back, cultists! We missed last week's cult meeting, but life stops for no one, not even our hosts. We talk about whippet-induced drownings, Sam Rockwell getting railed by LBHs, and your TV and movie updates. Only on the Video Cult! The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horr…

The Video Cult Crew flies guestless on this special episode about, quite possibly, the most bizarre and equally good independent film of all time. If you have children be warned this is immediately going to remind you that you don't love them and never will. If you don't have children, don't worry because you've come to the right place and will imm…

Did Josh know the title was a long walk when he typed it out? Yes. This Cult Meeting Josh and Gabby talk about cannibal podcasts, the new movies in their lives and briefly touch base with The Oscars. If you can't trust The Video Cult, who can you trust? Only on the Video Cult! The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the …

Dark greetings cultists! We are going back to our roots with this Mexican exploitation flick, Alucarda (1977), where we drive deep into this bloody, goopy, and satanic lesbian romp. We are back again with Zach, our postie with the mostie, joining us again to discuss tuna melts, Gabby's grotesque fascination with medieval torture methods, and which …

Josh and Gabby get you caught up on all the things they have been watching and par for the course discuss cucking. Look, it's a cult meeting, what more did you want, for us to read pornographic material aloud?By Nathan Stone, Josh Carmody, Gabrielle Hill-Desjardins

Welcome back, cultists! We are back into the grind with an extra-long episode of the Video Cult. And oh boy, is it ever juicy. With this week's episode, we are joined by a friend of the podcast: Zach! The postie with the mostie. So sit back and listen to Josh, Gabby, and our guest rip into this Kevin Costner masturbatory vanity project, The Postman…

Happy Life Day Cultists. The secretly recorded episode from the past! Somehow Nathan returned. There are cucks on both sides. The Video Cult crew went ahead and recorded a Christmas in July in December special and its releasing now today for all of you. Is Mama cheating on Chewie? Is Chewie cheating on Han? Are droids even people? All these questio…

Ohhh Boy do we have a stinker for you folks! In our defence, when we saw the title "Murdercycle" we expected a little more murder and cycles, but all we got was a lot of yapping and booooring action scenes. But if you love our two hosts, Gabby and Josh, you'll take on this movie's burden for the cult's sake. So strap in for Murdercyle (1999), Only …

Hello Cultists, Are you ready for the soothing sounds of Gabby's 2nd-grade reading-level capabilities, sentient veggies who praise our lord Jesus Christ, Robo-justice, and men down under! Enjoy this extraordinary episode of the Cult Meeting! Only on the Video Cult. The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest ci…

It would be disingenuous the spend all of the word count making James Bond puns, this movie manages to stand on its own. It just steals the car chases, the drinking, the need for gambling, the sexual desire for strangers and George Lazenby. The Video Cult Crew tackles this James Bond ripoff with all the finesse a blunt instrument like Inspector Fan…

Ohhh boy do we have a spooky one for you cultists! You know what's scarier than humanity's downward spiral into the shitter? Fake accents... With this year's creepy Halloween special, we unlock the evils that are incredibly unsexy-sex scenes, leaving the milk out, and a twist-ending straight out of a bodybuilder's wet dream. Oh boy! Very scary and …

Well, here we are cultists! After many weeks of fighting our soon-to-be tech overlords, we are victorious! While Josh and Carey have a lovely outing around the Dingle while Gabby fights for her life (at the cost of her hairline) against sentient scooters. We got TV and Movie recaps, and the constant sniffles provided by your hosts. Enjoy the fruit …

All the usual Cult Meeting segments to get you up to speed on what media you should consume, along with a truly heinous tale of a Cat and his Hat. You don't have to join The Video Cult, we already signed you up. We're family now, just ask Vin Diesel. As always we appreciate if you rate the podcast 5 stars and you can follow us at https://www.instag…

1 host, 2 host, Guest host, we boast?....that this episode is...good. Well here at The Video Cult we Aren't poets, but we do like to think we're funny. So come along and join the crew for yet another (3rd time) musical of cult proportions. Marvel at human deformities, gasp at the volume of sinks, and tap your toes to the tunes of a by gone era. If …

Honestly, if we were to subject our special guest Lauren to the cursed, goopy soup that is our Cult Meetings, we would with My Hero Academia and Texas Chainsaw Massacre cross-over fanfiction. So join us as we talk movies, tentacles, and TV! The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; hor…

Lick our plates you dog dicks! Honestly if Josh and Gabby were to throw a guest into a goopy mix as an initiation, it would be Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986). We are joined by a special guest: Lauren! We dive deep into the viscera of award-winning chilli (just don't ask how it was made) and navigate the tunnels of love as we chainsaw thrust into …

With Nathan truly out in the wild navigating the world of fluids that is fatherhood Josh and Gabby take us back to the inner podcast that is Boob Tube for this weeks cult meeting. They watched several confounding episodes of Baddies Caribbean and come to find that maybe the Baddies were the friends we made along the way.…

All gas, no breaks. The episode no one asked for. The episode reality tried to cancel. The episode that spat in god's face and said "I wanna be where the people aren't". It's Dagon (2001), the outside world rejects you but The Video Cult isn't.By Nathan Stone, Josh Carmody, Gabrielle Hill-Desjardins

On a very special cult meeting the crew let's Gabby take the reins for the full hour and lead them down into the dark pits of Bio-Dome fan fiction. Pulled forth form the damp crevasse that is Pauly Shore's taint The Video Cult crew are here to put their lives and talent on the line. This is your brain on Bio-Dome Fan-fiction Erotica. Enjoy?…

This week The Video Cult crew have found their salvation through the nostalgic lens of the 80's looking through a nostalgic lens to the 50's. Tropes will be flipped upside down, predators and diner owners dissolved together. Shrines! Funky Space Prolapse! It's all here, where it should be and where you belong, with The Video Cult. The Video Cult is…

What do you get when you mix Josh's love of Canon Films and Trivia? A segment Nathan and Gabby didn't have the heart the put out of its misery. Also Gabby finally finishes her tale of Truckly love and "oil factory illusions"By Nathan Stone, Josh Carmody, Gabrielle Hill-Desjardins

Ohhhhhh Boy Cultists, Gabby sure pulled out a stinker for this episode! Listen, when it comes to movies like "Bio-Dome" (1996) it's best to plug your nose and swallow that gross, viscous, sludge that is 90's nostalgia. You know, the soul patches, ska, and the weasel-speak you need subtitles for. So sit in a massage train and get ready for the clust…

Back together again the crew has extended conversations about bathroom activities, ants the kill and obey traffic laws and how to read porn in ear shot of your mother. If its your first time here then I hope you like callbacks, references and Kool aid, it's time for a Cult Meeting. The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only…

The Video Cult crew dive fetus first into this weeks cinematic offering, The Suckling (1990). Marvel as they make full use of the content warning, dazzle at their disgust, congratulate this conflagration of bad taste. The movie may be terrible and the only way to make it better is to talk about it, so come be the silent newcomer in this much needed…

This episode we say goodbye to Roger Corman, the mind behind some of the greatest cult movies of all time. That's the classy part of the episode. Afterwards it's all dirty submarine talk, Opinions on the Fall Guy, choosing our Death Race 2000 personas, and incomprehensible fan fiction! All the Video Cult weirdness you know, and love perhaps? The Vi…

Start your engines! This week we are heading over to the United Provinces of America! Nathan, Josh, and Gabby break down Death Race 2000 (1975) where there is a very long discussion about autoerotic asphyxiation, Gabby's continuing misquoting of "The Dark Night Rises", gimp masks, and the Italian Stallion's Bugsy Mallone caricature. So put on your …

Carey and Josh are back by popular demand to find out what happens when you con people to give to charity, learn who's nose has to cross the finish line in a water ski race and take a good look into how to get over your friends shark attack. Let that ball slip away and scream at the seaweed, you're not just bored out way over spec, you might be Bay…

Hellllllooooo cultists! Unfortunatley Nathan didn't join us for this week's Cult Meeting. But, luckily for you folks you get sapphic regency literature, Gabby's long rant about her excursion to the north, and all of the 2/3rds of Video Cult's host's recent watches. The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest ci…

What if the Village People were demons and there was a dozen of them and they all lived under the Golden Gate Bridge? What then hmm? If you want the answers then look no further than Neon Maniacs a sort of horror / sort of comedy / sort of unfinished film from 1986. It's sometimes charming and constantly nonsensical, but that didn't stop our Cult C…

Someone (Josh) forgot he was on editing duty so now this Cult Meeting comes to you from out of the void. But you can just think of it like a little treat now that it's a two episode week.By Nathan Stone, Josh Carmody, Gabrielle Hill-Desjardins

Remember cultists, you have to trust the fungus. In this week's episode, we are back from our little hiatus as we dive into that goopy mushroom soup that is the Super Mario Bros. (1993). And boy is that soup mighty scrumptious. You got David Byrne-inspired goombas, an interdimensional dino princess that needs to learn to brush her hair, and finally…

After a hiatus brought about by the World Curling Championships our Cult Crew is back! They're making up for lost time in this cult meeting, with stories of work woes, dating woes, and lot of sci-fi tv and movies! Then in Gabby's Fabulous Fan Fiction the crew shares two filthy stories. First from the world on TMNT, Shredder is tied up and awaiting …

Get ready to listen to your heart and surf the sewer because The Video Cult crew has thrown themselves at the alter of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! This week they are tackling the live musical stage tour from the fab mutant four and with that comes all the jokes about ending ones existence and which adult movie had the most compelling dialogue. It…

This week's cult meeting is missing its Daddy, and while Daddy is away Josh and Gabby run into some technical difficulties. 2/3rds of the crew talk Karate Kid fakes with Tae Bo instructors, step-by-step instructions for becoming a phone sex operator, Josh's Buffy journey ending, and Gabby's hatred for Linda Tripp. And This week's episode will, unfo…

Carey and Josh find out that you need a young strong back and some towels before chumming, being in the opening credits means nothing in this life or the next and your restaurant idea might as well put on a live execution cause people are only hungry for blood. So surf like a wounded seal and accept your fate, you've been chosen to be Baywatched.…

Let's all go to Arrakis! The Video Cult drank the water of life and then had a wild hallucination that David Lynch made a crazy adaptation of Dune in 1984. Wait, It wasn't a hallucination? Well then I guess you'll have to enjoy this scene by scene breakdown of the strangest sci-fi movie in the known universe. It's all Inner monologues, screaming to…

The Cult Crew do some Academy Awards Best Picture trivia while realizing math is hard. Josh then boasts he can name the highest grossing films of the 90's. Talking TV, Nathan swoons over the Superbowl and the crew gets notalgic about Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. Josh dominates the movie segment by talking about the hundred or so films he's watch…

Carey and Josh find out the cost of harbouring a fugitive dog, fail to see the rebellion behind thieving antique diving equipment and learn that ghost women have feelings of suicide too. Choke down a pound of raw beef and tell your therapist to go to hell, cause when they get there they'll figure you might be Baywatched.…

Welcome back Cultists! This week The Video Cult crew takes a deep dive into the blaxploitation classic Three The Hard Way (1974). It's got arcade shootouts, an even number of breasts, science run amok and music so funky it could make a carpet grow. The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all gen…

Carey and Josh learn what lifeguards do on their day off, discover the not so subtle lack of nuance in illegal gambling and just because your dad is rearranging your teachers guts doesn't mean she forgot you owe her one thousand words on the boxcar children. Rent that tux and ruin the rental boat cause the house always wins when you're Baywatched.…

This week on another thrilling Cult Meeting, Josh, Gabby, and Nathan find out there might be a communist sympathizer, or two, or three amongst the group. Also, Josh is so cool he wears pants backwards and Nathan has to answer unsettling football trivia. TV and movie talk happens somewhere in there. Then they read smutty Fan Fiction inspired by Lair…

Carey and Josh learn that the most important part of being a lifeguard is knowing how to go down slides, get a tan, eat hot chip and have someone violate your trust with a sexy swimsuit calendar. Sabotage those water pumps to impress your teenage friends cause you must be this tall to be Baywatched.By Josh Carmody and Carey Coffin

Greetings Cultists! today we journey to the British countryside, fight off sexy snake ladies, and question if Peter Capaldi is wearing underwear underneath his kilt. It's Ken Russel's 1988 film Lair of the White Worm! So strap in and thirst over sexy snakes for this week's Video Cult! The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching o…

We're not sure how they do things where you're from stranger, but round these parts we don't need no fancy metric or imperial systems. We only measure in hotdogs. What do we measure you ask. well mostly the girth of a man's genitals. On a very special Cult Meeting the crew talk about toys they always wanted as kids and shows and movies they recentl…

Carey and Josh learn that boundaries are going to get broken whether you invited that person into your home or not, its not always good to hear someone speak American and while the heart wants what the heart wants the hard on should probably keep to his dang self. Crack open a cerveza and king me pig dog cause Norman Rockwell told me You Might be B…

Are you Jock Asses ready to rumble??? The video cult takes a look at the 1989 Hulk Hogan / WWE film No Holds Barred! Gird your loins for a scene by scene breakdown of this Hogan power fantasy, and get ready to love to hate the incredible Kurt Fuller, as he single handedly carries the film. It's oiled up, roided out, sweat hog wrestling action on Th…

Carey and Josh find out that the holidays can be a reprieve from the treachery of Adobe, getting your friends killed will get you a mortgage and that sex sells chicken sandwiches. Reinvest your profit and drink that tequila straight from the bottle cause you've been Baywatched since the day you were born.…

Happy New Year Cultists! Josh, Gabby, and Nathan are back with a shiny new cult meeting! The crew haven't made any resolutions, in fact judging by the contents of this episode, you may think they haven't made any effort at self improvement. This is correct. It's an episode full of stories about throwing up in inappropriate places, pining for the gl…