This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married peop ...
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224. How to: Choosing a Therapist, Semen Fetish & Wives Who Lack Empathy
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1:21:40Today I’m telling you not all therapist are equal! I’m dishing the red flags to look out for when diving in to therapy (& the green flags too!) and choosing a therapist. Spoiler alert; therapists are human and some suck at their job- while others change your life. Todays listener questions include semen fetish 101, a husband whose wife lacks total …
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223. legal brothels, mismatched libido & what gets YOU off!
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54:58Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today get comfy as we have a bag o’listener questions ready to go! From a curious couple looking to possibly have a threesome (via legal brothel), to a man whose drive far surpasses his wife’…
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222. Perimenopause; going from sexually numb to AWAKENED ft. Marcella Hill
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1:38:01Today I am joined with the CEO/Author of Wake Her Up and we are discussing her personal story of what happened when she woke up and her sex drive was GONE, she (thought)she hated her husband and he seemed to be the person to blame for why the spark was gone. Low and behold Marcella was in peri menopause..while this isn't the case for everyone relat…
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221. Tossing Salad & Friends w/Cheaters
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1:16:22Today tune in to discuss tossing salad, obligatory sex (wives making sure to partake in order to keep their husbands) and why cheaters cheat- and what to do with the people we know IRL who aren’t being loyal to the person they call husband/wife. Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon here. Want to ask a listener question? Ask Anonymously at www.theho…
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220. Edging, Ultimatums & Love Deposits will save your LTR
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1:03:15Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com To edge or not to edge that is the question; is edging great for men and an ultimate let down for women? Does the anticipation create a stronger climax, or the opposite? Today ‘Mommy Gets Vulnerable’: we're doing an Ask Me Anything segment along with your personal fav; li…
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219- Herpes, SSRI's & Why Your Spouse has the ICK
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1:30:26FLESHLIGHT: promo code HOUSEWIFE go to http://fleshlight.sjv.io/TheHornyHousewife In today’s EP a listener question begs the need for busting the ‘hearsay’ about herpes! HSV-1 is extremely common and instead of shying away were diving in. Another listener writes in to share his doctors suggestion for ED/PE….an SSRI ?!? Why, How and WTF. I am going …
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218. Defining "Horny Housewife" & Finding the Energy for Sex
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1:07:46FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com. In today’s EP Jordyn is breaking the stigma on the word “horny” and what it TRULY means to be a “Horny Housewife” Buckle in for listener questions as today we have a “frustrated 50 …
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217. Optimizing Foreplay & Ass Play for Beginners
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1:06:44Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com THH is officially on Youtube!! Tune in (or watch) to hear why your sex life is probably boring and what to do about it. Why “spit is NO…
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216. When your spouse's fantasy ruins your marriage & nipple play 101
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1:19:49Today let us discuss nipple play, from nipple orgasms (yes in theory we can all have them- both men and women!) to technique mommys got you covered. Todays listener questions are slightly dark and did kinda make my jaw drop but girls gotta do her job. Pretty please make sure you are subscribed to my YOUTUBE channel www.youtube.com/@thhpod Beducated…
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215: Reigniting a lost spark in marriage, the point of therapy and New Years, New Lovers.
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50:21Beducated: Try 24 hours free using code JORDYN at https://beducate.me/pd2450-jordyn + get 60% off the yearly pass. VIIA Hemp: Get 15% off using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at VIIAhemp.com (21+ only) POPSTAR: Use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE to get 10% off your purchase at popstarlabs.com FOLLOW ME ON IG @thhpod…
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214. Top 10 Sex Trends for 2025 with Susan Bratton
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1:24:20FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Susans Top 10 Sex Trends for 2025 coming atchya! She's back, the GOAT Sexpert- Susan Bratton. Tune in to get tangible tips to spice up your sex life NOW and this upcoming year! Learn…
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213. lubricating your toys, colleagues crossing the line & finger stimulating her g-spot; how to.
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1:10:24Todays lets discuss too flirty coworkers, how to keep your toys lubricated & a follow up from last weeks ( the husband whose wife talks everyday to her old work peer) Topic of the hour... Squirting Methods: fingering her G-Spot- Technique Tips 101 Time stamp: 17:45 listener q's begin Bluechew: Get your first month free using code "Housewife" at che…
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212-post partum sex, opposite sex friendships & slime fetish's
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57:09In todays EP: "Post-Partum sex is a thing- lets discuss how to navigate as as supportive partner! Opposite sex friendships whilst married; what are your thoughts? Doomed? Inappropriate? Totally fine, let's be mature? Or just not worth it. Another topic stemming from a listener q- SLIME FETISH- all your nickelodeon dreams comin true =) Bluechew: get…
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211: autopilot orgasm, why women wear lingerie, quiet infidelity & cheater stats
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1:09:24Why do women wear lingerie? To feel sexy? To provide a sexy visual their man? Both? Both. Today I am also discussing "quiet infidelity" aka cheating and no one finds out..... Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save…
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210. #1 thing couples fight about, sharing your fantasy & why women wear lingerie
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1:06:53What are todays couples fighting about and why; spoiler alert KIDS MONEY SEX (& more!) Todays listener questions; cuck fantasies, a possible cheater, a resistant wife and more. Tune in now Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next po…
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209. A wife who wants to touch herself, how to: stop feeling needy & tips to rebuilding damaged relationships
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1:04:25FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: Housewife at http://fleshlight.sjv.io/TheHornyHousewife Join the Patreon here. Butter Wellness: BLACK FRIDAY DEAL use code housewife at checkout at butterwellness.com to save 30% BathMate: Shop and save 10% at …
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208. Dry Puss Probs, Aging decreasing libido & a threesome w/her bestie
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50:50What happens as we age? Libido decreases and so does the wetness- but alas we have solutions! Our Sponsor, Fleshlight, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Beducat…
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207. Che Durena- tour pu$$y, mommy issues & why you should say "thank you" in bed
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1:27:26Today guest is Che Durena; we are discussing his rise in comedy (7.6 mill on tiktok) and how from a young age comedy was apart of his life ( i asked about what trauma induced such humor=)) Che reveals his previous and current relationship status and what sex looks like as a stand up comic traveling the country. Listeners wrote in to ask Che what is…
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206- no orgasm no problem & How To: increasing sexual confidence
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53:44FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Listener Questions: A wife who wants her husband to WANT her again but he cant look at her the same.... Next, a woman who LOVES the sex but doesn't always climax and doesn't really h…
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205- sharing your porn history, foot fetish's, & tapping into your feminine energy ft. Dr. Christina Jerger
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57:24In todays EP discussing what to do when your partner wants to know your porn search history! A wife who has discovered her husband loves feet and how to play it up- and I am interviewing Dr Christina Jerger @iamdrchristina all things feminine energy, pussy gazing and submitting to your man in the bedroom! Bluechew: Try your first month free by usin…
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204- viagra dependent, fluctuating sex drive & the correct way to propose
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1:00:36Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com BlueChew: Get your first month FREE, just pay $5 shipping when you use code housewife at checkout! VI…
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203- how long should good sex take & when your spouse starts "letting themselves go"
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59:55How long should good sex be? I took a poll what is the ideal sex time; quickies, >20 min, or hour+...tune in to find out what the listeners had to say. Today I am discussing my maybe harsh opinion on your spouse "letting themselves go"- along with answering your burning listener questions! One husbands wife seems to be ashamed of her love of her bb…
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202- shit talking spouses, edging not working, xxxl vaginas & porn posing problems.
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50:39Mommy is back from Vegas- lets shoot the shit and talk about why you gotta stop venting to all your friends about your S.O. Listener Questions ; a husband who desires to last longer without the use of products and edging just isn't working. Another listener shares his wife post children has an xxxl vagina (which he loves) and wants to know how he c…
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201-stimulating the male g-spot, armpit hair, hemorrhoids & habitual porn use
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55:48Fleshlight: Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com A man who finds armpit hair sexy. A wife whose man watches porn everyday. One woman's quest to stimulate her mans asshole & topic of the hour; hemorrhoids...is doggy position dead??! Join the Patreon. Blue Chew: Get your first…
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200- praise kinks, dirty story-telling & premature ejaculation
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1:01:58Praise kinks 101 - it is more than just "good girl" and affirmation play + some hot lines to drop in (and out) of the bedroom. For those of you who like dirty talk lets talk dirty "storytelling" and how to tell a dirty store about past experiences when someone doesnt have any! For the guys who climax sooner than ideal what is else is there to do to…
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