Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed - the podcast that hunts down and tears apart shenanigans on the classic 1970s TV show, The Love Boat. When laws, morals, and behavior go rogue - We Are There! With a new episode each week, we're a TV review podcast that comments on, analyzes, and reviews the worst of these high-seas offenses with edgy commentary and modern-day criticism. Come aboard. We're expecting you! Join Rob Springer, Charlotte Jones, and Producer Caleb and get to know The Love Boat's al ...
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Send us a text Teenage Runaway Girl? Captain's Paternity Tested! A study of Playboy magazine and body hair Producer Caleb in Stranger Things inspired drag? We celebrate one year of podcasting Love Boat Exposed!! Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscri…
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Send us a text Julie Newmar + Don Knotts !! The mis-match of the century!! Now The Love Boat has had pretty much every cast member from another of our old favorite TV shows, Three's Company! That's right, Catwoman from the original Batman TV show and Classic TV's own Barney Fife / Mr. Furley . Seduction. Impersonation. Pregnancy? Another plot touch…
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Send us a text 🛳️ New Lows are Hitting the Deck on this Episode: 🤪 The sad use of the word "Re*ard" (multiple times) to describe a young mentally handicapped boy - by his mom, Three's Company's Joyce DeWitt (!) 😞 The act of constant sexual harassment and possibly the other "R-word" - as a creep over-powers a woman for the entirety of the cruise - a…
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Send us a text 🚕 Pretty lady propositions shlub taxi driver & pulls him onto cruise! 🍑 Doc's bare butt stars in a sick office-bedroom adventure!! 👰♂️ Doc Marriage proposal? Lady Doc humbles Doc Briker! 🤒 Lovesick crew member redemption arc?! Caleb's Rule? "If best friends kiss 50 times, it's not considered just best friends anymore." — Producer Ca…
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Ep47 - Cruising Alaska! Where Men are Men, and ...
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23:21Send us a text 🎉💍 Season 3 Begins - Fall 1979 with a Big Fat Wedding in Alaska!! 🏔️ Goodbye Mexico as Love Boat heads north to North America's Final Frontier 👮 NCIS' Mark Harmon in his 20's! 🏃 Man leaves bride at alter for ex-girlfriend? 🪮 Mrs. Roper is back again as Three's Company continues to stock the cruise guest list 🐎 Doc high-horse as he di…
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Ep46 - POW! Season 2 Ends! Pregnant at 87? Sony Bono joins KISS? (Almost) End of the 70s Decade
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33:55Send us a text Season Two Double Header!! Too much packed into just one show!! 👨🎤 Sonny Bono is a Goth Death KISS Rocker ☠️ Overheard Murder Plans! 👵 Grandma gives birth in a sick Doc Experiment?! 👩🦰 Redheads femme fatales seduction! 🧏♀️ Say it isn't so: Fun with a deaf character? 😴 Goodnight Season Two ... and nearing the end of the 70s decade🪩…
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Send us a text 🏩 Julie sets her sites on a senior dude - we're not sure why ❤️🔥 A prepubescent boy falls in love with ... Julie. Thank you, Stubing. ⛽ Gaslighting behavior on full display ✊ Evil capitalists vs. union organizers? 👖 Stolen clothes that magically fit the thieves 🤓 and a side-dish of manipulation of slow adults "The Portrayal of Femal…
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Ep44 - Corey Feldman! Stiller & Meara!! Charo!!!
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27:42Send us a text 🌶️ Papa Stiller caught with Charo in his hot little hands?! Ben Stiller's Parents are aboard! (Anna Meara and Jerry Stiller) 🕺 Multi-talented Corey Feldman makes his Love Boat Debut! 😳 Julie unknowingly trains Charo in the art of seduction!! 💔 Stolen Love? A buried story from WW2 creates tensions and mystery. 🌩️ "The Sins of Our Fath…
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Ep43 - Palms & Grease. Let Your Imagination Go Wild!
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24:37Send us a text 🔮 Appropriation and the Gypsy fortune-teller 💐 Didi Conn ("Frenchy" from Greece) visits - and Gopher practices the art of deception 🐷 The Captain is a Sexist Pig 🔍 GRANDY WATCH Begins: Gopher: Congressman and Politico? Body Positivity: "If you guys saw me at the beach, you would all think that I was some kind of a monster. I have a u…
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Ep.42 - Dog Smuggling & Isaacs's Misbehavin'
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21:51Send us a text This week's episode? Wild. Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for…
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Send us a text 🔄EPISODE REWIND Top-Rated Episode of Season 2 (Originally aired Nov. 30 2023) 👙A bikini-clad Barbi Benton is back, and so is Mrs. Roper! Plus, Isaac loses his mind while vacationing on his cruise ship, and Julie wants to give herself up as the ultimate sacrifice to a lonely madman...and more! 🎉 SEASON 2 BEGINS!!! 🏝️Gilligan Style!! O…
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Send us a text This Episode rocks at a fast-pace with characters and plots that include: 🗡️ An appearance by the murderous OJ Simpson?! 🦰 Hayley Mills (grown-up Pollyanna) ⛵ Yachting with scandalous P Diddy??! 👎 A boatload of stereotypes ⚾ Reggie Jackson knocks it out of the ballpark ⌛ Crispin Glover from Back to the Future time-zaps to 1979?! Craz…
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Ep40 - Bitter Amputee, Pill-Popping Overdose
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34:39Send us a text - Julie and Doc Have more foreplay (!) - Oscar Goldman from "6 Million Dollar Man" wallows in big self pity - His wife is driven to constant tranquilizer usage - The woman doctor-shops and overdoses on pills - Two Girls, One Guy. This ain't pretty. - and a heavy dollop of fat shaming by your very own captain Enjoy this wild episode!!…
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Ep39 - Gilligan Gets Laid, Julie Can't Stop Man-Stealing
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22:29Send us a text 🍸 Captain's Alcoholism comes in handy 👨🦽 Handicapped Vietnam Vet resolution 😚 Gilligan (Gilligan's island) picks up a lady friend 💣 Julie, a homewrecker - again! 🥪 We also talk Madonna, grilled cheese, & tomato soup, 😐 #️MeToo: "I like how the captain draws a line not drinking at work, but he will have sex with women at work. He wil…
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Ep38 - Julie's Dimpled Desires and Vietnam Controversy
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23:39Send us a text 🌶️ Julie's Reunion Cruise Reveals illicit encounters and super creeps. 🪖 Love Boat goes political with a Vietnam War theme. 🐔 Vietnam War Draft Dodger on The Love Boat 😖 Assorted Scandals, Romance, and Betrayals 🛏️ Woman designated as "Man-Hop Steamroller" 🎭 Bob Denver (Gilligan) and Raymond Burr (Perry Mason, Ironside) Trust and Bet…
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Ep37 - Blatant Racism & Sins of The Father
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26:59Send us a text ⭐ "Ted Lange, if you're listening out there, I would like to go beyond Cameo. I'd like to patch you in as a guest because we've got questions, and you're one of our favorite characters." — Rob 🚫 Unjust Profiling: "Well, first of all, are we profiling her by saying that since she was a convict, she stole them? Is that what we're suppo…
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Send us a text 🚢😈🪄 The Love Boat sails into the Realm of Dark Magic 🦱 Welcome Back Kotter revisits the Love Boat 🐹 "The Gopher" slams down the gauntlet. The captain gets it between the eyes and Goph walks out the door ⚠️ PLUS, we expose: 🔮 Creepy magicians 💬 Speech impediments 🐇 Animal protection laws 💦 The state of Sweathogs in general 💪 Overconfi…
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Ep35 - Open Marriage Swinger Cruise 70s Style
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32:56Send us a text Lock your cabin doors! Spouses are swapping and no one is safe! From open marriages and love triangles to questionable moral decisions, no scandal goes unturned in this episode. Ginger from Gilligan's Island is the Doc's Ex Ex Ex Ex Wife Down to Clown Gaslighting, Cheating, and Revenge on the High Seas - Jokes about sending a glitter…
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Ep34 - Sex Doll Passengers and Julie's Arranged Marriage?
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28:30Send us a text Ventriloquists bring new forms of deviant behavior onboard when their dummies seem to get a mind of their own - and look out for when these creepy "sex dolls" are on the prowl. Spotlight on Julie as she is actively recruited to become a wife to a feret-like man and a pack of orpans in the wilds of ALASKA of all places! Visit LoveBoat…
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Ep33 - Buy a Child in Mexico? All Aboard!
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30:12Send us a text Captain and Doc on the make, again. Women's attraction to Doc remains inexplicable. Using the set from Zoro's on Love Boat. Dabney Coleman and Rue McClanahan win points for their acting Chico and the Man connection. "That's kids been found stealing a watch, how could he be redeemed? Love Boat, you just made a stereotype come to life …
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Ep32 - Gopher Sleaze Meter & Doc Cuts a Woman
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39:38Send us a text 🩺 Doc happily tells a passenger he would like to probe her... then later, he has another woman on his operating table. 🐹 Gopher gets ranked highly when we introduce the sleaze and horny meters. He actually "pins the needle" 😐 Julie goes full Stepford as she doesn't react to the twisted behavior around her. 🩸 More evidence of the capt…
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Send us a text 🍕 Julie is the ultimate people pleaser (wink, wink); at least, that's what two boys figure as they bet an anchovy pizza to the first one that beds her. 🧑🤝🧑 "Little People" invade the Love Boat, and they cause some passengers to face their own micro-prejudices 👱♀️ Doc and Mrs. Brady are a thing, and SHE pretty much makes that happe…
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Ep30 - Doc's Underage Dilemma with Bonus Fat-Shaming!
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35:57Send us a text 🚨 The Doctor is continuously sexually propositioned by ... Gopher's sister. Also, she is a minor. And she wants the doc to teach her how to "love" correctly. 🔪 Jamie Lee Curtis had just starred in the original Halloween movie and now visits The Love Boat for this episode. Unfortunately, there is no Michael Myers, neither from SNL nor…
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Ep29 - Russian Dominatrix + Doc! The Captain Has a Daughter?
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31:35Send us a text ⚔️ Communist Infiltration! A blonde Russian amazon brings the Doc to his knees - literally. Will America win in this love struggle? Will the Cold War melt under her touch? Ok, I got all that out of my system 😮 The Captain Learns he has a Daughter - he never knew it! The story is revealed in a series of daydream flashbacks; they also …
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Ep28 - Hero Child Stops Suicide Attempt - Redemptive Cruise
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29:21Send us a text Editor’s Note: If you or someone you know is struggling with suicidal thoughts or mental health matters, please call the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline by dialing 988 to connect with a trained counselor or visit the 988 Lifeline website. 🛳️ The Love Boat redeems itself a bit in it's Season 2, Episode 7 episode - a suicide is thwarted …
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Ep27 - Kissing Bandit Girl Hunt, Guess the Bait
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25:32Send us a text 💃 All Hail The Kissing Bandit - Billy Crystal Zorro-Style - and the ladies that love him! He would be arrested these days... 😘 The dude attacks woman with kisses, female passengers seem to love it - and their men hate it - so the hunter becomes the hunted...and Julie in a low cut dress gets drafted to be the bait. 💥 We also talk Abou…
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Send us a text 🐹👗Gopher-in-drag saves a damsel in distress, only to be sexually assaulted himself 💪 All-out BRAWL - a violent cruise ship fight, with one positive: the captain gets his ass handed to him 😈 More of the Super Creep Perv Captain's Uncle 🎷 Eric Estrada only wants sax with Mackenzie Phillips 👴🏻 The Unfortunate Incident: "What's so fun ab…
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Ep 25 - Julie Assaulted, Crew Shrugs: Pervasive Sickness at Sea
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26:14Send us a text While we do find humor in some parts of this episode, exposing Love Boat Season 2, Ep5 proves to be a sickening journey. We work through some devious and outright illegal behavior ... 😔 Somehow, humor gets combined with inappropriate behavior - and basically, sexual assault is played for comedy. 🆘 The captain makes Julie spend time, …
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Send us a text We hope you all are having a great holiday season!! We got the laughs in this Best of Episode!! This week, while we are all celebrating with friends and family, we decided to rerun our best of season one episode. Please do take another listen as you prepare yourselves for our triumphant return next week - 2024!! Visit LoveBoatExposed…
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Ep 24 - Charlies Angels Sex Prowl + Sony Bono!
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30:37Send us a text Sonny Bono, Charlie's Angels, scam artists, Drake, The West Coast rap community, Aaron Spelling, Fantasy Island, Donna Martin, 90210, National Lampoon, Chevy Chase, Ryan Reynolds, Little Caesar's, and Caleb's OnlyFans page ... What do all these things have in common? They're all part of this week's show!! PLUS: 🪽 Charlie's Angels' Bo…
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Ep23 - Julie Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest & Little House Tomboy
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32:42Send us a text Julie's downward mental spiral and "Adult Deficiency Disease" among the crew. Melissa Gilbert out-acts her co-stars, and an anti-sex couple hits the brakes and goes hard in reverse. 🤪 We are concerned. Julie's emotional state and spiraling behavior including her odd reaction to her parent's divorce news. 😘 Little Kiss on The Prarie: …
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Ep22 - Depraved Coupling & Stockholm Syndrome
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31:55Send us a text ⛈️More Hurrican Mayhem with the crew still stranded on a deserted island and threatened by a madman 🤢 The ultimate taboo is unveiled as a couple hooks up and creates perhaps the sickest of all stories in Love Boat History. ⚠️You've been warned. 👗Mrs. Roper falls in love/lust with her captor. 💔A love-starved wife wants touching and sq…
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Ep21 - Titanic Disaster? Sex Slave Castaway!
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33:55Send us a text 👙A bikini-clad Barbi Benton is back! So is Mrs Roper! Plus, Isaac loses his mind while vacationing on his own cruise ship, and Julie wants to give herself up as the ultimate sacrifice to a lonely madman...and more! 🎉SEASON 2 BEGINS!!! 🏝️Gilligan Style!! Our crew is stranded on a deserted tropical island with a Tom Hanks look-alike fr…
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Ep20 - Best of Season One!! Audience Favorites!
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42:58Send us a text This is The Best of Season One!! Neat, Compact, and Double-Stuff Loaded with Delicious Fillings that Include: A captain's lust. Racism sexualized with a pretty beaver theme. Playmate on exam table. Attempted murder. Incest on board. Show host dating habits... ... and So, So, Much More!! Thanks to our sponsor, RS Media Group, for thei…
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Ep19 - Mr. Miyagi Sex Blackbelt & Gopher the Scientologist?
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32:27Send us a text Is Gopher in a cult? Is he a Scientologist??! Better get Lisa Remini on the case! SEASON ONE FINALE!!! At the show's end, Rob, Charlotte, and Caleb take a moment or two to reflect on what we've learned from Love Boat Season One. It's deep, it's enlightening - and perhaps it's a reflection of ourselves. 😉 Also, a cheating pimp, how is…
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Ep18 - Superfreak Julie is After Dr. Perv!
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33:44Send us a text Hookers, Blackmailers, Abusive Creep Spouses, Toupees - and Much More!! These last episodes of Season 1 are top-heavy with weird and depraved behavior! 🛳️TWISTED CONTENT includes: 1️⃣ Cruise Director Julie corners the Doc sexually - like she wants him to want her! 2️⃣ A sexy redhead passenger launches a war against her scumbag other …
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Send us a text 1️⃣ A high-stakes game: Our hosts explore using marked cards to cheat in a card game - by none other than senior citizen sleaze (Harry Morgan from M*A*S*H*) ... and the reveal of just how much money is at stake – a whopping $19,000 (according to Producer Caleb)! Gopher, Julie, and even Isaac are thoroughly screwed 💰💔 2️⃣ Unmasking "T…
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Ep16 - Caligula at Sea on Valentine's Day!
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27:15Send us a text French Pretenses, Lust Robots, and Unwanted Advances! In the latest episode of Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed, where we dive deep into the scandalous secrets of the classic TV show, The Love Boat! 🚢 🔎 In this episode, we explore three generations discussing their love for The Love Boat, reflecting on how societal norms have changed …
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Ep15 - The Grim Reaper Visits, Cop Beds Robber and Julie's KGB+ ?
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39:01Send us a text Dirty Deeds and questionable behaviors continue to go deep into the controversial waters of "The Love Boat." Ugly vs. Hot: Join us as we empathize with the "designated ugly friend" who's facing the eternal struggle of feeling left out while her dazzling pal steals all the limelight. Producer Caleb ponders, "Why does the hot friend ge…
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Ep 14- The Treacherous Bikini Contest Meltdown!
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45:10Send us a text A poolside beauty contest takes the spotlight with Marcia Brady and an assortment of lovely ladies. So, the contentants get hit with one sexist slander after another - and it's Captain Stubing doing the lecherous play-by-play! Please note: a beaver is featured ... and that's just the beginning. Then we wrap-up last week's jewelry hei…
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Ep 13- Wife Meets Mistress, Diamond Heist and Gopher's Happy Massage
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29:16Send us a text A floozy decoy named Taffy, a Captain Stubing doppelgänger and Gopher's "happy-ending" massage in the ship's lobby (!!) It's all the collateral of clearly illegal hijinks that kick in hardcore as an Ocean's Eleven-style diamond heist takes center stage. But wait there's more !! Adrian Barbeau, a buxom, sex-symbol actress from the 70s…
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Ep12 - Monkey Gone Wild, Spanking in Order?
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29:22Send us a text Gopher is a monkey smuggler. There, I said it. This episode also dabbles in nose jobs, and Don Adams, the voice of Inspector Gadget and star of the classic TV series Get Smart. As is the case with most sitcoms, TV shows, and even movies from the 1970s, chimpanzees will invariably show up and create some kind of hilarity or havoc, and…
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Ep11 - A Twisted Family Reunion with Bob Crane and a Sexist Retro TV Commercial!
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28:27Send us a text We are seeing the end of Bob Crane's acting career here, in that he was real-life murdered a few months after this dark and confusing episode. Yes, that Bob Crane - from Hogan's Heroes - whose life was later dramatized in the movie Auto Focus with Greg Kinnear and Willem Defoe. Look it up. Yikes. Creepy. His Jerry Springer-style plot…
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Ep10 - Grandpa and the Stowaway - Amber Alert!
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28:49Send us a text Twisted relationship dynamics and drama set sail on this one, folks! A scandalous age gap friendship between a solo traveling old dude and a 15-year-old stowaway takes the spotlight here. Yes, you read that correctly. What is going on here?! Our hosts demand answers and we ultimately do get them - but are the answers good enough? Aft…
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Ep09 - A Priest. A Bathtub. A Gun, and Mrs. Brady ?
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28:04Send us a text Edgy Adult Humor is front-loaded in this head-scratching, "Is this really happening?!" episode. This installment actually is shocking and includes jaw-dropping revelations where Christmas themes definitely have gone wrong! "Family Reunion: It sounds like a G**damn Griswold Christmas, literally. Uncle Eddie showing up would be the tip…
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Ep08 - Happy Days, Zsa Zsa, Vegas, Airplane - All on One Show!
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26:18Send us a text Iconic 1970's TV and film characters all come together on one big boat! Ignored spouses, cheating fiends, and a doctor who may be incapable of delivering a baby - is he even a real doctor? "Big" Al Delvecchio, Arnold's replacement from Happy Days! Zsa Zsa Gabor! Vegas and Spenser for Hire's Robert Urich and funny guy Leslie Nielsen a…
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Ep07 - Romance Roulette: Ladies on The Prowl
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20:30Send us a text Role Reversals. Female Empowerment. Are we still talking about The Love Boat? YES! Romance Roulette is the name of this game, and this time the fun involves three women who have a burning desire to find not-exactly-romance, in fact, they seek something much more primal(!) SNL alumni Jane Curtin takes lead in the frolic, and she may b…
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Ep06 - Twins and Misdeeds for Doc, but Julie's a Homewrecker?
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31:59Send us a text Two twin sisters. One Doc. Need we say more? Doc Bricker gets rejected by a passenger lady; he then makes her like him by being pushy and giving her "vitamins" - which works. She also has a twin sister, and they are pretending to be one person for whatever reason. Whew. So they both end up in bed with him, one after the other, within…
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Ep05 - The Virginity Contest and Pimp Grandma
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36:24Send us a text Juan Epstein from Welcome Back Kotter is a V-card-carrying fella in the hot seat with his rowdy friends. It's up to him to fumble through a ship full of ladies until he finds the end of the rainbow - or something like that. On the other end of the spectrum is sweet-crazy grandma. She's cruising with her granddaughter with one goal: t…
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EP04 - Cuchi Cuchi: The Charo Legend Begins
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29:38Send us a text Charo. The Legend. This one-name wonder swung through the 70s with her Flamenco guitar, chuchi-cuchi catchphrase, and jiggly approach to life. It's no surprise that The Love Boat welcomed her as a guest star 10 times, To kick things off, we're given reason to contemplate the ethics of tasing holy men. Milton Berle drops into this epi…
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