Best Bucket of Milk Podcasts (2024)

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A Light Snack 52:15

4d ago52:15

52:15

Alt Title: Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Getting their Light Eaten Some Personal News: All of our classic live shows are up for sale in our Patreon Shop! You don't have to be a patron to purchase (though Patrons do get sweet discounts), so what are you waiting for? would you pass up the chance to reunite with Naughty Nico?? Follow us on…

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Blood Tales of Depravity III: A Graveyard Smash 1:30:20

21d ago1:30:20

1:30:20

...And so it was foretold, when the clock struck October and that first chill was felt on the wind, when children would gambol about in foolish costumes begging for treats, and Rude Tales of Magic would have a third release week in a month, that they would pause their beloved ongoing narrative (Nethermurk: In Theaters Now!), and turn their tales fr…

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[Patreon Preview] A Very Long Minute (With Ryan North) 5:19

20d ago5:19

5:19

Ah yes, just another typical day aboard the CSS Cavalier for crewmembers like Vestavia (Carly Monardo), Gelmire Lysdander (Tim Platt), and Dr. Dewey (Christopher Hastings). But will it remain that way when Carlzoid Frontstuff (Guest Star RYAN NORTH) returns? No, no it won't. But they'll have plenty of time to figure that out... Special thanks to Ry…

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A Nice Dead City On A Lake 1:02:15

1M ago1:02:15

1:02:15

Just when they think they've escaped the forest of carnivorous plants, the gang finds themselves in a tiny echo-pocket of air surrounded by a freezing lake full of *gulp* sharks! Will they ever reach Culicidan, City Con Carne? Or are they quickly devoured by sharks and most of this episode is just looping lake wave sound effects? Listen to find out…

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Bush Did It 1:14:15

2M ago1:14:15

1:14:15

Our Heroes travel upwards. But in some cruel twist of fate, only greater dangers await them?? Dang! I thought they were already through the vexing obstacles!!! Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! …

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[Patreon Preview] The Mysterious Matter of Ted Crount 6:34

2M ago6:34

6:34

When ship systems begin to go strangely awry aboard the CSS Cavalier, Engineer Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo) and Groomda (Tim Platt) have little choice but call upon the help of the Cavalier's IT department. But when help arrives, they can't help but be intrigued by IT Specialist Ted Crount (Christopher Hastings). Yes...there's something strange…

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Tim Platt's TEETH LIKE BEAK: SNEAK BEAK 10:19

2M ago10:19

10:19

This clip contains a sneak peak of Tim Platt's debut comedy album TEETH LIKE BEAK out Monday, 9/30. If you're interested, please pre-save on Spotify or pre-order on iTunes here. If you're in the NYC area, Tim's doing an album release show/party at Littlefield on Monday, 9/30! You can get tix and more info here. If you want to see Tim perform in Chi…

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Catechism and Containment (with Special Guest James Adomian) 1:15:21

2M ago1:15:21

1:15:21

Mamma Mia! We turn from our heroes' journey to train our narrative eye to another side of the thrilling world of Nethermurk. Following the Dark Elves' capture of peaceful Wingslip, Elfiscuri agents Agrigenta Salumeria (Carly Monardo), Vocal Monument (Tim Platt), and Studio Ghibli (Joe Lepore) attempt to use two VIP prisoners- CONTAINMENT's own Kevi…

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The Secret of the Hot Dogs 56:23

3M ago56:23

56:23

Have you ever wondered: what is inside a Hot Dog? WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as alwa…

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[Patreon Preview] Walk Like an Ungyptian 7:02

3M ago7:02

7:02

THE NEPHEWS RETURN! But will they all survive? Or will an encounter with the mysterious Jaish Al-Ghost (Joe Lepore) and his hunt for a mysterious artifact spell doom for Rupert (Christopher Hastings), Dupert (Carly Monardo), and Poopert (Branson Reese)? To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content, Join our Patreon now for tons mo…

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Welcome to Batplebees 1:07:27

3M ago1:07:27

1:07:27

The party, now fully assembled, ventures in to the Bat town of Wingslip for some much-needed sustenance at Batplebee's. But what awaits them there? Danger? Parental Discipline? Delicious Appetizers? All this...and more??? WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are…

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[New Campaign Premiere] All God's Creatures 1:11:10

4M ago1:11:10

1:11:10

WELCOME TO NETHERMURK So many strange things lie below, cut off from the surface, at home in the deepest, darkest caves. Who would dare tell their story? Surely not the brave and good-looking cast of Rude Tales of Magic. Unless-no! They wouldn't! Would they??? Goddamn. They just might be crazy enough to do it. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Thos…

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[Patreon Preview] Call Me Ugly 6:02

4M ago6:02

6:02

Fresh out of a brief stay in Sick Bay, Coyote Ugly (Branson Reese) returns to active duty, on a seemingly simple mission with Dr Dewey (Christopher Hastings) and mild-mannered ensign Single Chance (Tim Platt). But will it remain as it seems, or will the discovery of an awe-inspiring alien creature cause hysteria aboard the CSS Cavalier and discord …

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Bears! The Blessing of the Obelisk Part 4 1:07:04

4M ago1:07:04

1:07:04

Our heroes finally learn where the honey has been hiding all these many years. But will such knowledge come without a price? And will that price not be a yellow liquid (honey) but a red one (blood)? And hey, what ever happened to that Obelisk anyways? Wanna hear Tim's Original Honey Heist adventure that birthed this summer treat? Well then you're g…

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Bears! The Blessing of the Obelisk Part 3 55:23

5M ago55:23

55:23

When Moriarty Newman makes an offer, is it one you can't refuse? Is it one you'd turn on your allies for? Is it one one that will bring you closer to... honey? Wanna hear Tim's Original Honey Heist adventure that birthed this summer treat? Well then you're gonna want to head to the Patreon, pardner! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of …

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[Patreon Preview] In Tealest Light 7:38

5M ago7:38

7:38

When Werimether (Christopher Hastings) creates a new holozone program, the whole crew gets swept up by his fictional English Village: Little Tooting. I don't know why! You'd think they'd have really good video games in the future, but here we are. It even attracts the attention of Vee (Carly Monardo) and Ensign Single Chance (Tim Platt) an unremark…

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Bears! The Blessing of the Obelisk Part 2 1:00:26

5M ago1:00:26

1:00:26

In which the party details their sordid pasts, encounters some avian wildlife, enters a mysterious structure, and meets- no! It can't be! ::gasps:: Wanna hear Tim's Original Honey Heist adventure that birthed this summer treat? Well then you're gonna want to head to the Patreon, pardner! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In al…

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Bears! The Blessing of the Obelisk Part 1 1:08:19

6M ago1:08:19

1:08:19

Just when you thought it safe to sweeten your tea- all the honey in the world was gone. For centuries. Miss you, you sweet golden amber you. And that's all there is to it, certainly nothing a Prince (Ali Fisher), a Professor (Christopher Hastings), a Grizzled Sea Captain (Joe Lepore), a hacker (Carly Monardo), and a washed-up thief (Branson Reese),…

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Special Announcement from the OTTSS Crew 1:20

6M ago1:20

1:20

Hello, Dear Audience! It's me, Joe Lepore- the one who says 'Wow' at the beginning of every episode, with a special announcement. Are you sitting down? Well stand up because it's going to be ok. The show isn't over. If you've listened to the Trek Draft or seen Tim's many tweets about becoming a hot air balloon guy, you know some exciting life chang…

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Moon of the Cats 1:15:48

6M ago1:15:48

1:15:48

When Ship's Dentist and most-humanoid cat person Dr Surgery (Branson Reese) invites fellow feline officers Chestershire (Ali Fisher) and Marvin Blond (Tim Platt) on a top-secret away mission, it's really anyone's guess what could be waiting for them on a distant moon, just a cryo-sleep away! Plus, a special cameo from Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese)…

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When The Times Get Weird... 1:26:01

6M ago1:26:01

1:26:01

Will friends become enemies? Will colleagues become friends? Will the hunters become the hunted? Will the sword call...to you??? WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's pro…

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[Patreon Preview] How to Not Get Blown Up from the Inside 8:21

6M ago8:21

8:21

Boboli (Carly Monardo), Guy Normal (Branson Reese), and ship's Olympian Gene Lime (Tim Platt) meet two alien species that just can't get along. Who will come out on top? Who will end up with a wad of poison money in their mouth? And who will enjoy some delicious fruit? All this and more on tonight's OH THESE THOSE STARS OF SPAAAACE! To hear the res…

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The Nighttime Society of Dreamweavers 1:02:12

6M ago1:02:12

1:02:12

Rip Van Winkle (Tim Platt) is-what else?- dreaming, when he summoned by former foe Snoozebo (Joe Lepore) of the Cavalier to aid him in a dangerous quest to save the Dream Realm. And who shall Rip turn to in this dark hour? Why, Deremeth (Ali Fisher) and Clinton Bodycount (Branson Reese) are free! Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including …

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Gloop's Soup (with special guest Zach Cherry) 1:13:17

6M ago1:13:17

1:13:17

You'd think a waterfront town like Piss Harbor would never run dry. And usually? You'd be right. Then this episode came along and turned everything on its head. Episodes have a habit of doing that, don't they? Anyways, can our heroes solve the mystery of the Piss Harbor drought? And will it have something to do with the episode's special guest (Zac…

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Spring Special: Lent Enders LIVE at the Bell House in Brooklyn 1:38:33

7M ago1:38:33

1:38:33

And on the 30th day (of April) they... released a live show episode?? That's right! As a special treat on this bonus week, we've got our Live Show LENT ENDERS. Recorded live at the Bell House in Brooklyn on March 30th, 2024, this show has all your faves! Branson! Joe! Carly! Ali! Christopher! And even 'Trim' Tim Platt! Wanna watch this episode? You…

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The Old Ship 1:01:00

7M ago1:01:00

1:01:00

When the Cavalier receives a mysterious distress signal, Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), Begonia Bloodterror (Christopher Hastings), and Billy Onassis (Branson Reese) head to investigate a derelict ship. But do they have the experience and maturity needed to uncover its secrets? Or will they gain it extremely quickly? Join our Patreon now for tons mo…

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[Patreon Preview] Justice... and/or Discipline 7:45

7M ago7:45

7:45

When Pluto Cloud-Atlas (Christopher Hastings) brings Scandal (Carly Monardo), Groomda (Tim Platt), and Chestershire (Ali Fisher) to the idyllic world of Jessbo-2, all he can hope for is that the Jessbens have totally normal laws that none of the crew violate! To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content, Join our Patreon now for t…

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Logic and Treason OR: Moving the Goalposts 1:00:55

7M ago1:00:55

1:00:55

A battle of logic. A widower's woe. An apartment move, interrupted. Truly, these are Weird Times in Piss Harbor. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best w…

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The Planet with No Chocolate 1:01:25

7M ago1:01:25

1:01:25

Just when he thought it was safe in the Galaxy, Delicious Donald (Branson Reese) arrives in his personal hell. Meanwhile, Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo) and Mitzi Festerchild (Ali Fisher) investigate a series of strange disappearances on the planet's only settlement. Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN ENTIRE ADDITIONAL EPISODE…

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The Virgin Suisux (with special guest Abdul Aziz) 1:02:55

8M ago1:02:55

1:02:55

When a bounty is called on Christ Sux (special guest Abdul Aziz) our heroes take the case. But maybe they should be less focus on the bounty, and more on who called for the bounty... Thanks again to Abdul for joining us on this one, and check out his great ttrpg podcast Spout Lore. You'll be glad you did!! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those St…

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These Those Spring Special: Trek Draft! 1:31:32

8M ago1:31:32

1:31:32

Spring has sprung, so it's no better time for a seasonal special, baby!! Join Joe, Ali, Chris, and Branson as they draft their dream Trek bridge crew, chat about Vulcans, oh and make one incredible surprise announcement. Don't miss it! TREK DRAFT RULES This will be a snake draft. You will draft a crew of 7 officers to helm your Starship Your crew m…

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[Patreon Preview] Hiss the Bride 8:00

8M ago8:00

8:00

When Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo) is tasked with planning the Bachelorette Party for Meredith Chesterfield (Ali Fisher), she naturally invites Meredith's best fried, Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt). But when Gelmire agrees to be 'just Meredith's friend' for the weekend, will an alluring suitor (Joe Lepore) come between them? You heard right! The w…

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