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Tim Dillon is a comedian and tour guide. He’s very excited to give you a tour of the end of the world. Each week from a porch in Los Angeles he shares apocalyptic visions with his friends and berates a local diner.
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Tim talks about appreciating the moment, the random circus, Armie Hammer’s podcast with his mom, the presidential cabinet picks, RFK’s fat map, food influencers and why Gen Z is staying in. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: The Wellness Company Say bye to sick inconveniences or panic. Get your medical emergency kits u…
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Tim examines hotline abuse, podcasters swaying the election, joy being stolen, who’s going to jail, Tuscany, finding a wallet and the problem with condescension American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Ship Station Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/timdillon Gametime: Get The Gametime App & Use Code: 'TI…
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Tim talks figures, Pizza Hut helping you find a job, a woman’s purse choice, Sydney Sweeney, the former Abercrombie CEO, Jimmy Carter outside and why Fresno kids have no shot. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Ibotta Just go to the App Store or Google Play store and download the FREE Ibotta app to start earning cash b…
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Tim sits down with Senator JD Vance (R-Ohio) about being on the White House ticket, car accidents, Kamala Harris, the Secret Service, his family, Trump and who actually is fun. SPONSOR | Ground News Go to https://ground.news/tim to get 40% off the Ground News Vantage plan to see through mainstream media narratives. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://p…
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Tim examines dimensions of power, the Obama-Biden funeral meeting, Liam Payne, Doug Emhoff, a racist candle, Florida lovers gone awry and the reality of Emily in Paris American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Hims Go to Hims.com/TIM for your personalized ED treatment options. Kalshi $20 bonus for the first 500 people who joi…
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Tim talks about his role in a blockbuster disaster, Vice President Harris, the Menendez brothers, Vermont, shopping during a hurricane and what is in P. Diddy’s suitcase. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: Nutrafol Head to Nutrafol.com/men & Use Promo Code TIM. Blue Chew BlueChew.com & Use Code: ‘TIM’ Ship Station Ge…
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Tim talks about Hurricane Helene, hating each other quietly, Pennsylvania, a startup company in Switzerland, resort core and the impending debut of his Netflix show. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: PrizePicks Download The App & Use Code ‘TIM’ and get $50 instantly when you play $5 Kalshi $20 bonus for the first 50…
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Tim examines Diddy’s arrest, exploding pagers in the Middle East, another attempt on Trump’s life, Venezuelans in Colorado, minivans, Biden in a MAGA hat and what comes after the Costco family. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: Legacy Visit givelegacy.com and use promo code (TIM) for 10% off. Morgan & Morgan For mor…
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Tim talks about 9/11, the Trump-Harris debate, who is eating pets, Starbucks, Middle Eastern Yelp reviewers and why he misses post-terrorist attack patriotism. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: Blue Chew BlueChew.com & Use Code: ‘TIM’ Nutrafol Head to Nutrafol.com/men & Use Promo Code TIM. Express VPN Go To ExpressV…
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Tim talks about attending the US Open, cancelling kids, trying to get sponsored by Russia, the random circus, an Arizona woman dying in her cubicle, the ice cream question and why the jumbotron doesn’t matter anymore. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan: For more information go to forthepeople.com/tim …
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Tim examines Pavel Durov’s arrest, Trump’s assassin’s family, an autistic hockey team’s ice cream sale, a pilot’s experience with psychedelics and why Meghan Markle isn't a great boss. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: Legacy Visit givelegacy.com and use promo code (TIM) for 10% off. Harry’s Razor’s Go To www.harrys…
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Tim talks about his new Netflix show, the DNC, that girl from college, an Italian superyacht sinking and why the Chick-Fil-A streaming service makes perfect sense. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan: For more information go to forthepeople.com/tim Nutrafol: Head to Nutrafol.com/men & Use Promo Code TI…
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Tim examines hanging out with Israel, price gouging, Subway in crisis, putting children in jail, Matthew Perry’s fake friends and why you should never weep in the Hamptons. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: IBotta Just go to the App Store or Google Play store and download the FREE Ibotta app to start earning cash ba…
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Tim goes off about a young Hollywood party, aging out of hating, Tim Walz, Minnesota, a dirty Olympic river, the National Guard, rich best friends and lizard skin suits. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: Ship Station Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/timdillon Express VPN Go To ExpressVPN.com/Ti…
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Tim talks about his sphere visit, apocalyptic movies, high end Asians, Kamala Harris, twerking too much, shadow banning, things staying the same and mothering. SPONSORS: Ground News Go to https://ground.news/tim to get 40% off the Ground News Vantage plan to see through mainstream media narratives. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomed…
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Tim examines President Biden dropping out, the Secret Service Director resigning, power grabs, the Trump assassination, the Olympics and sitting on your kids. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: CBDistillery.com | Use Code: 'TIM' For 20% Off Ibotta Just go to the App Store or Google Play store and download the FREE Ib…
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Tim goes deep on the sloped roof at the Trump shooting, social workers, the Secret Service, what the CIA wants, Tenacious D’s tour being cancelled, gender notifications and the new kids. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: PrizePicksDownload The App & Use Code ‘TIM’ For A First Deposit Match Up To $100!” ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬…
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Tim sits down with a prominent Austin broadcaster on the attempted assassination of former President Donald Trump, the Secret Service’s lapse in security, how the nation is reacting and what this means for its future. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/…
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Tim examines President Biden's press conference, dance moms, weapon catalogues, fake babies, celebrity kids, NYC realtors and the return of pragmatism. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan: For more information go to forthepeople.com/tim Gametime: Get The Gametime App & Use Code: 'TIM' ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬…
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Tim talks about Independence Day, the Biden’s, Hawk Tuah girl, drill rap, the importance of lying, young nihilists, Delta serving moldy meals and blaming Ukraine. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Helix Sleep Go to HelixSleep.com/TimD for 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows with code: HELIXPARTNER20. Etho…
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Tim examines the presidential debate, White people who drink wine, nasty retail workers, the death of malls, finance bro summer and your passion finding you. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Shipstation Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/timdillon Helix Sleep Go to HelixSleep.com/TimD for 20% off …
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Tim examines the rat men phenomenon, the pride flag, Justin Timberlake's arrest, summer abortions, cartels’ immigration packages, the most American city and happy dictators. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan For more information go to forthepeople.com/tim Mood Get 20% off your first order plus a free T…
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Tim talks about Caitlin Clark, what he would do at a home invasion, an Amazonian tribe battling the Internet, buying in bulk, networking and the easy way out. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Ethos Get term life insurance through Ethos today to help protect your family’s finances. Get up to $2 million in coverage in …
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Tim examines President Trump’s conviction, a Jaws screening gone awry, the failed Congolese coup, fun dads, Cracker Barrel’s reimagining and restaurants as museums. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Hims Go to Hims.com/TIM for your personalized ED treatment options. Shady Rays Head to shadyrays.com and use code: TIMD …
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Tim talks about Logan Paul’s Prime lawsuit, the multimillionaire middle class, Kevin Spacey’s return to the spotlight, Taiwan, the latest saint and being a Boeing baby. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: Helix Sleep Go to HelixSleep.com/TimD for 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows with code: HELIXPARTNER…
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Tim examines watching atrocities in a grocery store, finance guys being overworked, the Pop-Tart movie, Gaza influencers, Eurovision and the collapse of the restaurant industry. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: Liquid Death Go To LiquidDeath.com/TIM For Free Shipping Blue Chew BlueChew.com & Use Code: ‘TIM’ Morgan …
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Tim talks about visiting one of the college campus protests, a boomer YouTube video targeting him, the royal family’s jam, Saturday not being being for the boys and why everything’s a casino now. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Aura Frames AuraFrames.com to get $30-off plus free shipping on their best-selling frame.…
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Tim talks about the TikTok ban, not asking questions, Harvey Weinstein’s conviction being overturned in New York, an Italian ice cream ban and why it’s not cool to brag about adult parties. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: MACK WELDON Go To MackWeldon.com & Get 20% Off Your First Order With Promo Code: 'TIM' ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬…
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Tim talks about Israel’s strike on Iran, the Columbia University protests, being gay in the Middle East, Plus Size Park Hoppers and what makes aunts cool but tragic. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Mood Get 20% off your first order plus a free THC pre-roll at hellomood.com with promo code TIM. Morgan & Morgan For mo…
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Tim sits down with comedian Mike Recine about Lizzo calling it quits, the unreality of online, the border, Gen-Z doing trade jobs, old-fashioned cooking, call centers and Boston Market. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: Robinhood Get Started At Robinhood.com/Boost PrizePicks Download The App & Use Code ‘TIM’ For A F…
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Tim sits down with comedian Jessica Kirson about marching, 90’s music, Oprah, dieting, being star struck and why everything is nostalgic. American Royalty Tour 🎟 Punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Mack Weldon: Go to Mack Weldon dot com and get 20% off your first order with promo code TIM. Blue Chew BlueChew.com & Use Code: ‘TIM’ Morgan & Morgan: For …
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Tim wades into the P. Diddy trafficking allegations, promiscuity, Legos on suspects’ faces, Taylor Swift at Nobu, a drag show for Palestine and why being alone is the next epidemic. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: PrizePicks Download The App & Use Code ‘TIM’ For A First Deposit Match Up To $100!” Gametime Get The …
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Tim talks with comedian Trevor Wallace about influencers in the military, the suburbs, what kids are being taught in preschool, saving Hollywood and the new Nickelodeon abuse documentary. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: Robinhood Get Started At Robinhood.com/Boost Morgan & Morgan For more information go to forthep…
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Tim talks about Putin, being 17 your whole life, fat cowards, the Pope’s comments on Ukraine, Kate Middleton’s whereabouts and the longest running reality show in the world. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: Helix Sleep Go to HelixSleep.com/TimD for 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows with code: HELIXPA…
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Tim dives into President Biden’s State of the Union, justice arriving for the Gilbert Goons, being a prosecutor, super commuting versus forever renting and homeless people’s favorite ice cream. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: FUM Start the Good Habit at https://tryfum.com/TIM to save 10% off the Journey Pack today…
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Tim touches on the death of Alexei Navalny, Wikifeet, California real estate, the friendship recession, ‘looksmaxxing' and why we need more internet. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan: For more information go to forthepeople.com/tim Factor Use Code: TimD50 At FACTORMEALS.com/timd50 To Get 50% off! Ex…
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Tim talks about getting a flat tire in Harlem, Biden’s brain, not being the first, 90’s songs as speeches and Tucker Carlson’s Vladimir Putin interview. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: Gametime: Get The Gametime App & Use Code: 'TIM' DraftKings Get DraftKings App & Use Code 'TIMDILLON' Blue Chew BlueChew.com & Use…
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Tim dishes on an upcoming new artist, giving the country to Taylor Swift, a creepy New Hampshire business and a disturbing father & son moment. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: Factor Use code: TimD50 at FACTORMEALS.com/timd50 To Get 50% Off! Manscaped Manscaped.com & use code 'TIMD' For 20% Off ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬…
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Tim talks about chatty private pilots, immigration, boomers bombing the market, hacked brain chips, how expensive Taco Bell is and obese Asians. SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan: For more information go to forthepeople.com/tim Stitch Fix Go to StitchFix.com/TIM for 25% off ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channe…
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Tim talks about justice closing in on the Gilbert Goons, Beverly Hills affordable housing, reality television and hot Houthi rebels. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS Express VPN EXPRESSVPN.com/TimDillon ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo... Instagram: https://w…
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Tim examines the Clinton’s going on a Mexican vacation with Gavin Newsom, a secret society taking the diversity route, retiring on social security and our lack of remorse. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ DraftKings Get DraftKings App & Use Code 'TIMDILLON' Morgan & Morgan For more information go to forthepeople.com/tim Heli…
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Tim talks about the Jeffrey Epstein court documents, how the media is handling the notable people implicated, a legendary Long Island establishment shuttering, the hour requirement of friendship and why the President is kicking off the year in our darkest places. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: FUM Start the Good …
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Tim examines a story of affluent teenagers terrorizing an Arizona suburb, fighting over Christmas gifts, a totalitarian tourist destination, Southwest Airlines’ customers of size policy and what 2024 has in store. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: HelloFresh Go to HelloFresh.com & use code ‘timdfree’ for free breakf…
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Tim dives into a reporter’s bad trip, pointing at the void, a potential studio merger, dodging debt together and the ultimate team builder. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan: For more information go to forthepeople.com/tim Helix Sleep Go to HelixSleep.com/TimD for 20% off all mattress orders AND two …
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Tim examines Hunter Biden’s expenses, a new McDonald’s concept restaurant, parents’ involvement in their kid’s lives and the bound of irony. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS Shipstation Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/timdillon HelloFresh Go to HelloFresh.com & use code ‘timdfree’ for free bre…
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Tim reunites with comedians Luis J. Gomez & Nick Mullen to talk about islands, Nick’s hispanic draw, female fans, diversity, walking it off and why some detractors can be good. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: Keeps: For your first month free go to KEEPS.com/TIMDILLON ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the cha…
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Tim talks with journalist Abby Martin about the conflict in Gaza, who was there first, inequality of cultures, Putin and the shortcomings of fundamentalism. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: Magic Mind MagicMind.com. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo... Instag…
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Tim talks about social media sideshows, how to behave with your family, an ideal dead-end job, wealthy people on DMT and the true meaning of life. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: Helix Sleep Go to HelixSleep.com/TimD for 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows DraftKings Get DraftKings App & Use Code 'TIM…
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Tim examines an airport service that's mailing it in, Trump's real estate exaggerations, boomers living in the metaverse and how rappers can beat the legal system. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: Manscaped Manscaped.com & use code 'TIMD' Shipstation Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/timdillon …
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Tim goes off on the SAG strike ending, what the real ‘artificial intelligence’ is, Palestinians fleeing Gaza and how sometimes there’s only one way to get out of a ticket. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan For more information go to forthepeople.com/tim Gametime Get The Gametime App & Use Code: 'TIM'…
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