Sabrina Jalees talks to her favorite comedians about the pursuit of happiness and healthiness. Each episode features sexy conversations about comedy and life’s eternal bitch-slap, as well as uplifting cameos by Sabrina’s very Swiss mother, Ursula, with tips on happiness, healthiness and reminders to do your taxes. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
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Host Sophia Bush shares inspiring selected stories from the Hello Sunshine x Together Live Tour. We’ll hear from straight-to-your-soul writers like Cheryl Strayed and Glennon Doyle, comedians like Sabrina Jalees, and world-changers Abby Wambach and Luvvie Ajayi, plus many more. Their words will make you reflect, laugh, question the status quo… and remember that we’re all in this together.
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A funny, sexy, one hour radio show where no topic is too taboo and no story is too raw...as long as it gets a laugh. We’re talking one night stands, epic orgies, sexy souvenirs (STDs) and even getting ********** for breakfast. So put the kids to bed and turn on the jacuzzi because this late night show is about to heat things UP
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This is a safe place for parents to get away from it all. It’s a cliche that having kids is both the most rewarding and the hardest thing you’ll ever do. And it never ends: just when you’ve figured out how a newborn works, the kid becomes a toddler, then a tween, a teenager and beyond. And kids don’t come with an instruction manual or an off switch. Sure, you love your kids, best thing that ever happened to you blah blah blah, BUT… Welcome to I Love My Kid, But… a weekly escape where comedia ...
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Welcome to our standup listening party! Every week, we will be featuring and discussing some of the greatest stand-up of all time, from classic bits out of Comedy Central’s library to jokes that were written the same week you hear them, hosted by Comedy Central's Tom Thakkar.
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Listen Now - REDACTED: Declassified Mysteries with Luke Lamana
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Behind the closed doors of government offices and military compounds, are hidden stories and buried secrets from the darkest corners of history. Each week, Luke Lamana, a Marine Corp Reconnaissance Veteran, pulls back the curtain on what once was classified information exposing the secrets and lies behind the world’s most powerful institutions. Fro…
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#32 - Summer Penis with Debra DiGiovanni
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Leave an anonymous message with any sex questions or the best sex stories you’ve got… CALL US: +1 (323) 473-4533 EMAIL US: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com On this week’s episode, Zach and Debra DiGiovanni recount road trip mishaps like unexpected car porn, the idea of 'summer penis,' singles’ nights at grocery stores, and the concept of being…
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#31 - Dinner Table Orgasms with Kevin Sullivan
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Leave an anonymous message with any sex questions or the best sex stories you’ve got… CALL US: +1 (323) 473-4533 EMAIL US: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com On this week's episode, Zach and Kevin ask and answer all the dirty questions we have like: How do you find a 6pm hookup? Can you initiate a gym hookup with a Wassup Nod? Should you wash yo…
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#30 - Competitive Orgasms with Becky Robinson
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Leave an anonymous message with any sex questions or the best sex stories you’ve got… CALL US: +1 (323) 473-4533 EMAIL US: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com On this week's episode, Zach and Becky have as many naughty questions as they do answers. They dive into some juiciness like: What do you do when your electrician arrives while you’re skinn…
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CALL US: +1 (323) 473-4533 EMAIL US: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com On this week’s episode, Zach and Emma look at the world's biggest mysteries and laugh! And we're talking mysteries like: is spitting in your partner's mouth a young man’s game? Is it better to Hawk-Tuah or slow spit into your partner's mouth? What to do when you lose the key…
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On this week’s episode, Zach and Drew get their hands dirty with some of the universe’s most titillating topics like, has the dick pick ever been so bad you canceled the date? Is 10 min the perfect length of time to do it? Should we have madeout with our friend's hot dads? Were you traumatized by the sex talk? What’s with these young kids sucking n…
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#27 - Salmon Sperm with Chaunté Wayans
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Leave an anonymous message with any sex questions or the best sex stories you’ve got… CALL US: +1 (323) 473-4533 EMAIL US: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com On this week’s episode, Zach and Chaunté attempt to solve many of life’s greatest mysteries, like What’s a Bussie? Can Salmon Sperm improve your vagina, how to drive while masturbating, wha…
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#26 - Too Many Bottoms with James Adomian
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CALL US: +1 (323) 473-4533 EMAIL US: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com In this week’s episode, Zach and James Adomian straddle the hottest topics like Gay Whales, Boozy Mouth vs Smoker Mouth kisses, Daddy Long Legs Long Penis, explaining to his “girl”friend why he won’t sleep with her, mouth noises are gross, what is a male suitor, if you suck …
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#25 - Dick Pics for Science with Brent Pella
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On this week’s episode, Zach and Brent review all of life’s BIGGEST conundrums, like Do you cum when you poop? Can you Restore your foreskin? What body part suggests your dick size? How often should you get STI testing? How much of your brain does porn occupy? Sex on drugs, polyamory, and what’s a penis cage? OK, if that’s not enough for you, you’r…
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Leave an anonymous message with any sex questions or the best sex stories you’ve got… CALL US: +1 (323) 473-4533 EMAIL US: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com In this week’s episode, Zach and Annie get into all like do big lips swallow tiny penises, are balls are a mistake from God, what do you do when you find a cockroach in your lady bits?, do …
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#23 - Sexflix is a Joke Fest with Ms Pat, Guy Branum, & Brad Silnutzer
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EMAIL US AT: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com CALL US AT: (323) 473-4533 What do you get when you combine Zach with Ms Pat, Guy Branum, and Brad Silnutzer? You get the sexiest show at the Netflix is a Joke Festival. They take on the “Girthmasterr,” It's Been 20 Years Since NASA Drew A Penis On Mars, the bold new way to announce your breakup to…
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#22 - Sending Nudes with Blair Socci, Ali Kolbert, & Greg Santos
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Come see us live at the Netflix is a Joke Festival on Thursday, May 2nd at 9:45p at the Dynasty Typewriter. Tickets https://www.squadup.com/events/netflix-is-a-joke-presents-after-hours-with-zach-now-towers EMAIL US AT: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com CALL US AT: (323) 473-4533 It's the second, even sexier, live version of After Hours, where …
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#21 - Toxic C*ck Syndrome with Langston Kerman
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Zach and Langston tackle a lot this week like initiating sex in a car, how there’s more to masturbation than just getting the white stuff out, why you should never put batteries in your pee hole, how to f*ck in a crawl space, it’s OK to not be an anal guy because there’s poop in there, and that there’s nothing wrong with breaking people’s heart. Wi…
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#20 - Skinny Dipping with Judge Lauren Lake
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Zach and Judge Lauren Lake bring you the truth, the whole truth, and nothing butt the truth ... OK, and some naughty talk too. Things like: making taboo topics teachable, how froot loops ruin the libido of rats, how Zach doesn’t know where the clitoris is, what it's like staying with the wrong person, and how do you tell an adult they are disgustin…
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#19 - Titties & Chicken Wings with Pink Foxx
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Zach and Pink talk about the time Pink found out her ex was cheating on her while looking up porn, losing condoms, how Pink lost her virginity, being the first kid in high school to go down on girls, going back to your hometown to have sex with her childhood baby sitter, hooking up in between waiting tables at work, hooking up in the morning is mas…
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“Baba Gets To Go In The Lounge” with Sabrina Jalees | 39
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This week comedian Sabrina Jalees joins Megan, Chris, and Kurt LIVE! They love their kids, BUT…did our parents just not give a shit or are we the crazy ones? Kurt reminisces about the good old days as a 12 year old smoking heaters and flipping through porn in the Dayton airport because his parents thought sending an unaccompanied minor on a flight …
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#18 - Competitive Threesomes with Rosebud Baker
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Zach and Rosebud get into everything, like not liking any part of being pregnant; how Rosebud’s husband Andy is jealous of breastfeeding; loving the idea of a hate-dating app; exchanging errands for sex; being a serial cheater; having a sober sex life; raising her kid to be an accountant; how daddy has a different connotation now; water sports are …
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"I Registered for a Gucci Diaper Bag" with Colton Underwood | 38
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This week Colton Underwood joins Megan, Chris, and Kurt. They love their kids, BUT….why are our closets bursting with thousands of dollars of unused baby crap that we all thought was vital to keep our babies alive when all we needed was a blanket and boobs? Megan recalls the panic items she threw on her baby registry when Conrad was born including …
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“They’ll Learn Sea Shanties and Scrimshaw ” with John Hodgman | 37
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This week comedian and actor John Hodgman joins Megan, Chris, and Kurt. They love their kids, BUT…why are we putting the pressure on ourselves to take out a mortgage to send our kids to a school where the main subject is shapes? Chris went to an open house at a prestigious school that is part Hogwarts, part Clyvedon Castle and he was ready to spill…
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#17 - Our First Threesome with Debra Digiovanni, Mo Welch, & Garrick Bernard (LIVE SHOW)
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Welcome to the sexy, live version of After Hours where we talk about Barnacle’s penises; fast food mascots you want to expose themself to you; and we play spin the bottle, but really click the dick. We end the show with a soon-to-be world-famous dick toss and award the first-ever After Hours Throat Goat. We’ll be back next month for another live sh…
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“I’m Not An Australian YouTuber With Frosted Tips” with Baron Vaughn | 36
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This week comedian and actor Baron Vaughn joins Megan, Chris, and Kurt. They love their kids, BUT…why are we worrying about what a six year old is going to be when they grow up? Kurt got a chance to go to career day at Olive’s school and show all the kids what a comedian’s life is like. And while the tough toddler crowd didn’t appreciate Kurt’s jok…
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“We Had Sex Roughly Around The Same Time” with Nick Thune | 35
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This week, comedian Nick Thune joins Megan, Chris, and Kurt. They all love their kids, BUT… Do we really need to be friends with their friends' parents? We've already been through grade school, high school, college, and the workplace, and we've made ALL the friends we need at this point. We're pretty set by now. Or, are we? During a family trip to …
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#16 - Not So Pure with Zainab Johnson
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Zach and Zainab explore why Zainab is considered pure, why her mom wants her to stop talking about her mom’s vagina, how rugby huddle makes her hot, why she’ll have her own she-mansion when married, why it’s thrilling to have sex with an Uber driver watching, how tongue made her nervous on her first kiss, why she only sleeps with men she loves, how…
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“Mama’s Night For Me!” with Adam Cayton-Holland | 34
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This week comedian Adam Cayton-Holland joins Megan, Chris, and Kurt. They love their kids, BUT…parents are allowed to have a favorite child (admit it, we all do) but who gave them the right to have a favorite parent!? Megan got one little illness that put her out of commission for a few days and all of the sudden she’s knocked down the parental ran…
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“Un Día a La Vez” with Aida Rodriguez | 33
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This week comedian Aida Rodriguez joins Megan, Chris, and Kurt. They love their kids, BUT…how are we expected to be stable, emotional pillars to our kids when we’re falling apart ourselves? (Tissue Warning!) Chris shares some bad news with the group about his mom’s recent cancer diagnosis and struggles with the duality of needing to be both a heart…
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#15 - Diamond Cockrings with Joel Kim Booster
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Zach and Joel take a deep dive into the world of manifesting open relationships, the real purpose behind penis costumes and pranks, the proper use and misuse of the word “cock,” the Quantum Leap intro credits and the buff Baywatch dudes, sourcing dicks on MySpace, losing anal virginity to a French foreign student, the wild energy of 23-year-olds an…
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“I Think Waffles Are Very Healthy” with Noah Gardenswartz & Ester Steinberg | 32
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This week, comedians (and married couple!) Noah Gardenswartz and Ester Steinberg join Megan, Chris, and Kurt. They love their kids, BUT…how is it possible to be the gentle, warm, and caring parents we all aspire to be while we’re in a raging fight with our spouse? After Megan’s husband forgets his passport on a recent family trip, she finds herself…
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“I’m Going To Decrease Your Treats” with Eugene Mirman | 31
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Happy New Year Buttheads! This week comedian Eugene Mirman joins Megan, Chris, and Kurt. They love their kids, BUT…why are even our best intentions twisted and used against us by our sadistic children? When Kurt asks his kids how their day at school was, they clamp up like a couple of Cold War era Soviet Spies under a hot interrogation light. Kurt’…
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#14 - Virgin Holes with Fortune Feimster
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Zach and Fortune talk about all the naughty things, like how many holes virgin are you, you can like the word titties and not be dirty, is lotioning a friend’s arm too far for a friendship, how does being married make you the most desirable, what would happen if Queen Latifah meets your wife, do you walk out of Bojangles if they don’t have dipping …
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#13 - Gangbangs & Anal with Nikki Glaser
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Zach and Nikki go all in on everything you want to know about, like the best way to get cum off of you, the slippery slope of porn, the best anal, how to ketchup-bottle yourself to get rid of farts, how careers are like a gangbang, how Taylor Swift always stays wholesome, and edging to Dave Matthews Band through high school. If you’re looking for s…
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“Ozzy Osbourne Would Be A Great Santa” with Jack Osbourne | 30
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This week, Jack Osbourne joins Megan, Chris, and Kurt. They love their kids, BUT…Ho! Ho! Ho! It’s the most expensive time of the year! Megan finds out that no matter if it’s Los Angeles or Indianapolis, Santa is still going to shake you down and get what’s his. Gone are the days of taking your kids to the mall for a free picture with the cigarette …
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#12 - Humping Pillows with Matt Rogers
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Just in time for the holidays, Zach and Matt tackle the jolliest questions, such as: which character from “Lost” would you get fucked by, what’s the difference between VH1 Hot instead of MTV Hot, would you not have sex with Mark Zuckerberg despite his fat ass, are you horny for JT or JC from NSYNC, would Eminem have been a superstar bottom, and wha…
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“We're Not Having Sex, We're Eating Pretzel Bites” with The Dumb Dads | 29
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This week, Kevin Laferriere and Evan Berger aka The Dumb Dads, join Megan, Chris, and Kurt. They love their kids, BUT…remember when you and the other person who helped make those little time-sucks were friends!? This week is all about making sure we’re carving out time for our OG’s, the ones who were here before kids - our spouses. When Chris’ baby…
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#11 - Tub Humping with Beth Stelling
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Do Hotel sex noises turn you on? Should you give a cum notification? Have you seen the Barbie Movie? Is it okay to give out condoms at Halloween? Can you cheat at chess with vibrating anal beads? How do you get your first kiss when you are a tall girl? Have you ever humped the side of a bathtub? Can a penis be too big? Is an unconfident spank hot? …
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“Where Are The Children For Me To Take Care Of?” with Danielle Fishel | 28
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This week, actress Danielle Fishel joins Megan, Chris, and Kurt. They love their kids, BUT…even when they’re away from their own kids, they can’t shut off that parenting switch. Megan whisked off to Catalina for a kids-free girls' weekend but forgot to leave the parenting brain at home. When she came across two little kids it was goodbye “Let’s do …
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If your dog has an erection that won't go down would you jerk him off? What is Vabbing? How do you prepare your placenta for eating? When was the last time Ali saw a penis? Do lesbians like gay porn? Does the audience of Taylor Swift get you hot? Is it better to be the pleasure giver or receiver? Is a hike a good first date or will you get murdered…
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“It Smells Like Four Loko and Drakkar” with Melissa Fumero | 27
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Actress Melissa Fumero joins Megan, Chris, and Kurt. They love their kids, BUT…Can we not douse our kids in the bad family traditions we were subject to as children, and instead bottle them up and put them on the shelf for all of eternity? Like many Cuban-Americans, Chris grew up smelling like a cross between freshly cut flowers and an out-of-work …
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What happens when Luenell and Zach get booked to talk about sex on Good Morning America at 7 am? Does Dave Chappelle keep his promises? What are Luenell's deal breakers? Why have we gotten more Prude since the '70s? Did Luenell eff John Oates, or was it a look-a-like? What's a sex party like? How did Luenell's Only Fans start and how did she tell h…
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“It’s Like Living With Your Worst Internet Trolls” with The Sklar Brothers | 26
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This week comedians Randy and Jason Sklar join Megan, Chris, and Kurt. They love their kids, BUT…forget Bird-Magic or Yankees-Red Sox, nothing brings out the competitive spirit like a little sibling rivalry. This week is all about the pros and cons of encouraging competition in our kids. In Kurt’s house, it’s an old-fashioned race to see who can pu…
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Zach and Jeff Lewis (SiriusXM, Hollywood Houselift) discuss everything, like what do you do when you get banned from the Venetian because, apparently, prostitution is illegal there? Would you rather have one big dick or two small dicks? Does Shannon Beador really have a great sex life? How do you buy dirty magazines as a kid? Did god make some peop…
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“My House Looks Like Someone Robbed the Double Dare Set” with Dan Levy | 25
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This week comedian Dan Levy joins Megan, Chris, and Kurt. They love their kids, BUT… why are the biggest parenting critics in your life the ones you’ve known the longest and also used to share a bathroom with? Family, it’s like riding a bike; you never forget how to do it and when you fall your siblings will always be there to laugh at you. After a…
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Zach and Mark take on some BIG topics like, What do you do when TSA finds your butt plug in your butt? Do you get a divorce when your husband is having an affair with an alien? Can you bang on a diaper changing table at a Chuck E Cheese? Are you ball curious? Should you do ass play when your ass is unkempt? Is it ok for a girl to have a high body c…
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“One Is an Accessory, Two Is a Lifestyle” with Natasha Leggero | 24
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This week comedian Natasha Leggero joins Megan, Chris, and Kurt. They love their kids, BUT…why does the idea of having only one child completely break other people’s brains? Chris has been getting the “So ya gonna have another one?” question a lot lately and quite frankly, he’s had it! Maybe the number of kids a couple chooses to have along with th…
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#6 - Keeper of Cum with Sabrina Jalees
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Zach and Sabrina debate some of the hottest issues, like is Pickle Ball a real sport? Can you take off your balls completely? Is “Keeper of Cum” a good pitch? Do lesbians ever fake it? Why do they still circumcise men? Is it normal to fantasize about Jennifer Love Hewitt? Is it possible to be gay because straight men are bad kissers? Is it OK to go…
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“I Kind Of Wanted To Raise Dorks” With Al Madrigal | 23
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This week comedian Al Madrigal joins Megan, Chris, and Kurt. They love their kids, BUT...why is it easier to come up with a make-believe demon that will punish your kid if they don’t behave rather than just asking them to simply stop doing something? Chris prefers to communicate directly and honestly with his daughter when she’s doing something wro…
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#5 - Boxes of Porn with Billy Wayne Davis
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Zach & Billy Wayne discuss it all. Like, does Fergie's voice make you horny? Can you trust your partner if they don't eff Rhianna? Why does everyone find boxes of porn as a kid? Why are church events the horniest place on earth? Can you hurt the baby if you bang while pregnant? If you're a beard, are you technically an ally?…
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“Oh, I Got to Do This for Another 18 Years” with Bobby Moynihan | 22
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This week comedian Bobby Moynihan joins Megan, Chris, and Kurt. They love their kids, BUT…it’s Halloween and even scarier than werewolves, zombies, and vampires is the first time installing a carseat for a newborn. Megan talks about the horror of coming up with a clever family costume idea, especially as a comedian. Better be funny! Bobby Moynihan …
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Zach and Steph ask and answer monumental questions like: Why does Lorne Michaels hate Canadians? What do you do when you get a matching tattoo and then break up? Is it ok for a sex toy to squirt on you? Can you have sex with the pilot in the cockpit mid-flight? Is it ok to dry hump as an adult? Should you kiss after butt stuff? Why don't men realiz…
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“Give Me The F***ing Juice Box, Daddy’s Thirsty” with Mike Lawrence | 21
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This week comedian Mike Lawrence joins Megan, Chris, and Kurt. They love their kids, BUT…Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, why is parenting killing more of our brain cells than all of the collective drugs we've (allegedly) ever taken? Kurt laments that parenting has him so fried that he no longer can tell the difference between Among Us, La…
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Zach and Dave don't hold back while addressing: What do you do when the vibrator dies in your ass? Is it better to have sex in a museum or on a bus? Can you subscribe to a friend's OnlyFans? Are there piss-drinking connoisseurs? Which Golden Girls was Dave's first crush? Where do you put the condom when you take it with you from your tryst? What to…
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