This week, Jerry watches through the last of SwooZie's lie videos and tries to figure out why exactly this man needs people to believe his ridiculous tales. This time, the lying silly man is hell bent on proving how much street cred he has and seems much angrier than the first couple times around. So let's all debunk all the untruths and find out e…

Continuing last week's episode Jerry talks about the pointless hatred of the amazing novelty album, The Simpsons Sing The Blues, the episode people "claim" ruined The Simpsons (Principal and the Pauper) and the opinions of some whiny d*bag named LS Mark who thinks if a character is too mean, the episode is terrible. Guess LS Mark thinks this episod…

In today's episode, Jerry, aggravated about some really bad and strangely popular mainstream takes on The Simpsons, decided to come here and discuss them with all of you. In the first part of this series, Jerry listens to one of the most pathetic Simpsons podcasts out there and breaks down some of their worst opinions and bad takes, all while tryin…

In today's episode, (and yes, you're seeing 201 before you're seeing 200. Shush, it's my show) Jerry talks all about his voyage on The Galactic Starcruiser. From the phenomenal to the meh (but let's be honest, MOSTLY phenomenal), no stone is left unturned. SPOILERS for anyone going on the Halcyon before September. This episode is contains deep dive…

This week, Jerry says goodbye (once and for all) to the beloved Splash Mountain. Reliving the final day, commenting on some really bad takes (and let me tell you, I found one of the biggest idiots I've stumbled upon yet), taking one last splash through and much much more (including watching Caveman Chris get trespassed) this will be a very bittersw…

This week, Jerry reviews both new Fantasmic! shows in Disneyland and Walt Disney World. Find out what shreds and what's just been ripped to shreds... but before that, let's check out this new press release on Tiana's Bayou Adventure... and don't think those Disboard and Facebook groups are getting away that easily. Mysteries and magic, visions fant…

This week, Jerry is welcomed back from WDW by all of you (thank you!) as he unloads the burdens of the absolute pain and loss of ANY SUBSTANCE in the shows post-post-pandemic. Come marvel at disturbingly devastating changes that were made for no particular reason whatsoever in Finding Nemo: The Musical. Oooh and ahhhh, at the lifelessness of Indian…

In this episode, Jerry spins the podcast dial and lands on a show that is everything wrong with Disney podcasts today. Find out what THEY think is the worst "advice" (and I use that term EXTREMELY lightly) about Walt Disney World and how their elitist attitudes cause them to fall completely off the rails into lies and deceit. All that and...nope th…

Welcome Back Degenerates and Degenerettes! Jerry is back with a brand new episode, as we start 2023 with a brand old coat of paint. Find out where the show has been all this time and why Jerry gave the finger to Walt Disney World and turned his back on that cesspool for two years. Go through all the things wrong with the parks right now and help re…

This week, Jerry & Simone finish the discussion of cuisines represented in Walt Disney World (this time without the annoying Alexa). And to tie in with the conclusion of our food episode, we also review that amazingly awful Mario Lopez KFC movie on Lifetime, Recipe For Seduction. So join us as we find out what foods are represented TOO MUCH (and no…

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the cultural representation of different cuisines in Walt Disney World. Of course, jumping off the rails, constantly we had to make this Part 1. So join us to discuss what kind of food we'd love to see in the parks and what has GOT to go! - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate m…

Welcome back Degenerates and Degenerettes! After a much needed hiatus, Jerry & Simone are back to discuss a clickbaity cringe article about how Disney is apparently better when people are in misery. Join us as we return to the world of the living as we continue to GUESS WHO wins the CHESS match of LIFE in this most CROCODILE DENTISTY episode of Mou…

This week, Jerry & Simone take a look back at MGM Studio's Hollywood's Pretty Woman stage show in the Theatre of the Stars. Find out exactly how similar the stage show is to the movie the title is based on and if Roger and Julia Roberts are such similar creatures (They both screw people for money). Mickey, Goofy, Roger, Michael Minelli, JK, No Face…

This week, to finish off the trilogy of regrets, special guests Ross & Jess Upset from Upset In Disney join Jerry & Simone to look back at some of the best Disney podcasts and figure out what makes bad podcasts bad, how to find your own original voice and just what the hell is going on with Chicken Nugget and crew? Join us in this companion piece a…

In this episode, Jerry & Simone share the entire uncut version of March Badness that sadly had to be edited down to fit with the timing and style of Kentucky Fried Disney Podcast. But before that, we share some outtakes and bloopers from Kentucky Fried Disney Podcast with generic copyright free music. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns…

This week, Jerry & Simone ponder what it would be like if they followed suit and took on unoriginal and generic topics that many podcasts spew out on a weekly basis. With the help of special guests, DGribbs and his lady SGribbs, Jillian the Travel Agent, and Ross & Jess from Upset At Disney, we go through as many pointless topics as possible just t…

This week, Jerry and Simone check out yet another YouTube documentary about Disney Vloggers. As if one weren't enough... But the big question is....is this one worse? Find out tonight as we wade through the pool of self-indulgence and misdirection. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.…

This week, Jerry, Simone and special guest, Jillian the Travel Agent play a brand new game combining One Star Reviews, Bad Food Porn and Trivia. But before that, we all have to discuss the pure awful-ness of the Disney Family Singalong Jamboree Party or whatever the hell it was called. So before someone else steals our idea, come find out who will …

This week, Jerry and Simone sit down to watch one of the most bizarre Disney specials of all time, Kraft Salutes Walt Disney World's 10th Anniversary Presented by Kraft (yes, they namedrop themselves TWICE in the title alone). You're in for a freakin' treat as we actually try to find any relation to Disney, an Anniversary or anything actually speci…

It's that time again! Jerry and Simone sift through some of the cringiest, poorly written, douche chilling Disney parodies on YouTube, but this time revolving around.....YOU GUESSED IT - COVID-19!! That's right! Come with us as we judge those trying their first shot at comedy on a virus that is killing 10s of thousands of people! They COULD just le…

This week, Jerry & Simone take a journey through new CEO Bob Chapek's career to find out what exactly led to the new destruction of World Showcase, and why so many live entertainers continue to lose their jobs, which guests are slowly, but surely finding nothing to do in Epcot. It's the sequel you have all been waiting for! Plus, a douchey encounte…

This week, Jerry & Simone celebrate the 25th Anniversary of Clerks (just a little late, but so what) as they listen to a bunch of horrible and idiotic movie podcasts that bash the film with points that only people who don't understand film, comedy or life in general would make. Come join in and laugh at these outrageously dumb shows with us...but n…

This week, Jerry flies solo as he continues his One Star Review Series, trying to fathom some of the worst one-star HOTEL reviews, this time around, starting with Animal Kingdom Lodge. Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Mos…

This week, Jerry & Simone celebrate Pulp Fiction's 25th anniversary (a little bit late, but so what?) by using an old friend, Radio War! That's right, we listen to a bunch of idiots who hate this celebrated, iconic work of art and find out just what the hell is wrong with them! Also, we get lost in a 1994 loop for a bit, but is that really a bad th…

We're back ya lousy Degenerates! After a well-needed break, Jerry and Simone are back in full force, checking out and vomiting internally from some new terrible music videos that have popped up since we went on our little mini-vacation. And let me tell you...it ain't gonna be easy today. Also, we talk a bit about the dumb decisions Disney Plus has …

This week, Jerry & Simone bring Jillian The Travel Agent back on to complete their conversations of their most recent trip. This week they tackle the final IllumiNations, the Epcot Experience, Garden Grove, the most poorly thought out game in the history of games and much much more in a new trip report game Jerry came up with 10 minutes before reco…

Back from their vacations, Jerry & Simone bring on Jillian The Travel Agent to talk about Epcot Forever, Smugglers Run, the Skyliner and many many more utter tragedies they experienced in a new trip report game Jerry came up with 10 minutes before recording. Take a trip down your Degenerate Leaders' sorrowful memory lane as they try to find the pos…

In Part 2 of our 5th Anniversary Show, Spokesy takes Jerry and Simone to replay events of their lives (as well as his) in attempts to show them why not caring is much better than worrying about what the people want. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to …

It's our 5th Anniversary, yay... - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and a…

As #ShutDownTheSummer comes to a close, Jerry & Simone write a brand new movie right before your eyes...ears...whatever. It's about time they made a sequel to The Country Bears film and we're just the ones to create it. Listen in as we create a sequel that's both true to the original and actually good! (in our opinions anyway....and really that's a…

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone watch 4 summer related Disney Channel shows. From The Suite Life of Zack & Cody to Miles From Tomorrowland, join them in as they find out just how much Disney Channel shows HATE the summer (and with GREAT CAUSE). And stick around til the end because they go waaay back on that last one. All t…

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone discuss summer foods at WDW. From ice cream to funnel cake to foods with the word summer in them, we go through it all! I don't have anything else interesting to say so just listen to the episode and stop reading this nonsense. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musin…

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone discuss the age old topic, Picnics at Walt Disney World!!! Yeah....that topic you NEVER STOP HEARING ABOUT!!! We read two horrendous articles explaining where awful people set up picnics and ruin everyone else's experience and figure out if picnic at the parks is even feasible (hint: It's no…

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone watch the DCOM classic, Camp Rock. Watch along with no pauses while your Degenerate Leaders deal with bad acting, autotuned singing and plotholes galore and share it with all of you. Also before that, the Destruction of Future World continues as they discuss the removal of several Future Wor…

Dude, summer sucks. Can I please go where it's autumn 24/7? Jeez!!! In the very first episode of Mouse Rants' #ShutDownTheSummer, Jerry and Simone discuss the 2009/2010 short-lived summer series, Summer Nightastic, and since this is a show about how much summer blows, we might as well talk about something else that blows....Disneyland. That's right…

In this musical episode, Jerry & Simone go through the lyrics in the new version of Aladdin and try to figure out why they changed what they changed. Also, they torture themselves with the WORST Disney cover album ever made...and try to figure out why ANYONE would want to listen to this rich chick's music....In addition, Jerry shows Simone the auto…

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the Extra, Extra Magic Hours and all of its pros and cons. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be …

This week, Simone is on fire with another classic idea and she does not disappoint. With the slow dismantling of IllumiNations: Reflections of Earth, Jerry & Simone create their own nighttime entertainment spectaculars for each park. But before that we discuss the upcoming merch and snacks at MGM Studios' 30th Anniversary as well as some new food i…

This week, Jerry & Simone watch one of the worst fan-made films they have ever seen. You'll feel like you're watching The Room as we take this trip through the chasms of hell together. Special Guest, Sarah, also joins us for the intro, as she regales us all with an unbelievably tragic and hysterical story you won't want to miss. - Please send all c…

This week, Jerry and Simone sit down for a two on one discussion with one of their most infamous rivals. So put on your laughing hats and get ready for the most heated debate you've heard on Mouse Rants yet. you WON'T want to miss this one. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Al…

In this week's episode, Jerry & Simone discuss the DCOM that gave the middle finger to a beloved animated series, Kim Possible (2019). From character bastardization to just ignoring the canon, listen along as your hosts go over just how painful it was to watch. Also, before we get to that it DisBoards and FB group tiiiiimee!!! All this and more in …

This week, the crew takes you through their personalized laziest, slobbtastic, and fatty pig fattiest day at WDW, discussing all the decadent, over-the-top and delicious foods as they go along. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com!!!! - Email Jillian@aywvacations.com for a free quo…

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss MORE various ways since 2016 that WDW is ripping off the fans, the employees and the world, including: awful insanely priced VIP tours, pointless parking charges, employee cutbacks, over-the-top silliness and much much more. Also an update on political correctness vs. Disney and why people need to calm the hell dow…

While Simone is out, Jerry and Jillian bring on friends of the show, Lea and Brittany, to join us as we discuss almost every tour WDW offers, Flower & Garden bands and much much more! We also play a fun game that embodies the true spirit of Epcot - one that educates as much as it entertains. So let's do this!!!! - Please send all comments, question…

This week, Jerry and Simone watch the 1995 Italian Smash Hit TV Series that no one has heard of, Simba The King Lion. Watch as they determine just HOW MANY FRANCHISES Mondo can rip off in just 25 minutes!! Also, they talk about their trip to the Mickey Mouse Museum in NYC and spend waaaaayyyy too much time on an 80 second video by Simone's number o…

This week, in our first of many many LIVE shows, we give opinions and facts about Extra Magic Hours and figure out if it's worth it at all! Also, there are graphs! See them with your mind! - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com!!!! - Email Jillian@aywvacations.com for a free quote - …

This week, Jerry & Simone bring you an episode they were going to record in 2016...but, ya know, new and improved! Listen in as they spew all their unpopular opinions and give a big finger to those who feel like challenging them. From Mickey Premium Bars to Solo, this episode is full of things to make you cry like a little bitch. But before that, y…

This week, Jerry introduces the Mouse Rants WDWCP Show: Spring 2019 and watches each contestants video! Details to come! Please watch the Mouse Rants Facebook Group for more information about the point system. If you would like to participate in the game, please send an email to MouseRants@gmail.com or comment below the show notes here or in the Fa…

MERRRRYYYY CHRIIIISSTTMMMAAASSSS!!!!!!!! This Christmas, Jerry & Simone celebrate THE EVE as they have their very first Italian Christmas! That's right! The Feast of the Seven Fishes!!! Count down with your Degenerate Leaders as they discuss SEVEN different fish-related Disney topics (well, most of them are Disney) all broken up with their most fes…

This week, Jerry & Simone invite on reigning contestant, Jillian the Travel Agent and Challenging Contestant, Sarah Smith as they host the 2nd Annual Disney Movie Trivia Game Show (this time with park questions too!). Get ready for double the tears, double the anger and a couple of one-time-use dildos on this balls to the wall, action-packed trivia…