Spain/Mexico wasn't great to the native population. numbers dropped from over 300,000 to 150,000. But "Merica not to be out done reduced that number to around 30,000 by 1880. This is all very tragic. We get it if you want to skip this one. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestw…

Somewhere 'tween Johnny 5 and Leonard Part 6 lies Sutter Part 5. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #californiahistory #sacrementohistory #wine #fredflinstonebonvivant

Sutter finally strikes it rich. Let's see how fast he pisses it away. How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | PatreonT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

Too bad you just can't find money laying around a riverbed. Gold, just free to take? Naw, sounds too good to be true. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#californiahistory #california'sgold…

Ghost bears? Ghost dogs? Ghosts with no heads? Lost child ghosts? Beau is not afraid to shoot any of 'em. How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#yellowstoneghoststories #delphinelalaurie #niccage #ghostbears #ghostdog…

Sutter keeps the debts a' comin', keeps the near international incidents a' comin', keeps enslavin' the native population. Keeps on being a dick. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory #oldwest#wildwest#sutterville#fortross#california'sgoldHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | PatreonT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic…

A real American hero. But he might have just as well have been Swiss, German, French, Russian or Mexican, whatever made 'em the most money. A drunk conman who happened to be in the right place at the right time multiple times. Also, he dressed like a circus clown. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podc…

Will De Long and crew ever make it back, the answer is most of 'em, but some in a pine box. Or an eyeball full of syphilis. How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | PatreonT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#delong

Well, the crew finally has to abandon ship. Will they make it to Siberia? Why am I asking you. You don't fucking know. You're a goddamned dummy, that's why you're listening to this. Sorry, I didn't mean it. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory #oldwest#wildwest#siberia#wrangellisland#mammoths T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeeP…

Finally up in the Arctic, De Long and his men get trapped in the ice for more than a year. Hurry up with that global warming please! T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#alaskahistory #wrangellisland #siberia #muppetgenitals…

'Merica's first arctic attempt at the North Pole. Do they find Santa and the Coca-Cola bears and Yukon Cornelius? Do they find frostbite, scurvy and death? Tune in and find out. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory #oldwest#wildwest T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon…

Mabel grows up and sees more horrible shit. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwestT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

Imagine being a kid in the Ol' West. Did you do it? Ok, fine, we will tell you the story of Mabel Barbie's adventures growing up in a mining town in 1890's Colorado. How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic…

If yer wondering what nonstop talk 'bout movies would sound like, here's a preview. Also there be shirts fer ye nekked torso! How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | PatreonT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic…

Sorry for the delay, but when you speak of unions the mine boss will try to stop you somehow. Also wobblies in Everett and Chehalis. Enjoy. Or don't. Cattle Drive In podcast logo - Cattle Drive In - T-Shirt | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest…

We're gonna get all Commie and Pinko on you here. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest

My heart was bad that day...so I brained a bunch of soldiers in the head with a hatchet. teepublic.com/user/how-the-west-was-fucked-podcast #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwestHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

Things are getting spicy. Gall survives being a human pin cushion to stop Col. George A. Custer from surveying the Yellowstone river. Then it'll get even more spicy-er. How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | PatreonT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #gall #sittingbull…

Gall was Sitting Bull's most trusted lieutenant and war chief for the Hunkpapa Lakota. He was a leader of his own people at the end, surrendering to the US Gov't before his people starved in Canada before Sitting Bull came in. He was also a kick ass war chief not to be fucked with. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West…

If your drunken posse won't get the job done, get farm kids to do it. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #oregonhistory #washingtonhistory #manhunt #holeinthewallgang #picklesurprise…

Harry's escape takes him from Salem to Seattle. Don't worry the posses are still just as drunk as before. How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #oregonhistory #washingtonhistory #wildbunch #manhunt #mancunt…

One of the Pacific Northwest's famous manhunts for possible Wildbunch man. Make sure your posse is as drunk as possible. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #wildbunch #holeinthewallgang #washingtonhistory #oregonhistory #an…

The showman and the sureshot...manifest entertainment! T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #wildwestshow #numbchucks #codywyoming

The show must go on, no matter how drunk the buffalo are. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #pighorsecamel #codywyoming #haunch

More than anyone else, Buffalo Bill helped create how people saw the Ol' West, even when it was the current west and they were living it at the time. And his star attraction was Annie Oakley, the sure shot. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory…

Baranov runs outta sea otters so he goes to Californy, kills em all there, then goes to Hawaii for sandalwood and spam, then dies of good weather. The end. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #hawaiihistory #alaskahistory #shaggs T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublichttps://www.patreon.com/howthewestwas…

Baranov wants to kill all the sea otters but thanks to the Tlingit folk stopping him at Sitka, we do have some left. Thank your local Tlingit today. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #sitka #russia #seaotters #alaskahistory #icanseealaskafrommybackyard

More extermination for fur profit! T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

Look ma, I can see Russian from my backyard...and the Russians are butchering sea otters by the ton. This is worse than shooting your dog. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest#kodiak #alaskahistory #vodka…

Thank God it's over. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHell Creek Skull PVC LOGO - Hell Creek Skull Pvc Logo - T-Shirt | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

Fremont goes from exploring and genocide to actual war (genocide). How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

More on moron John C. Fremont. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistor y#oldwest #wildwest #kitcarson #lakeabertshrimp #thomashartbenton #supervan

Fremont opened the west for settlement...aka fuckery. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic#howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #kitcarson #pathfinder

The ghost of John Jr. poops his candy ass in the night in the town of Wrangell, Alaska. Be afraid, very afraid...also annoyed. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic#howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #hbc #oregonhistory #alaskahistory #candypoop

Keep on poopin' yer pants in the free world! #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #stikine #hbc #oregon #fortvancouver #poopypants #candydebt

McPoopy Pants Jr got iced by his own guys at the HBC Fort Stikine in Southeast Alaska. At least he didn't have to pay his outstanding candy debts. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #oregonhistory #fortvancouver #hbc #wrangellalaska #poopypants T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic…

If it wasn't for Doc Maynard Seattle would be Salt Lake City and no one wants that. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #seattlepioneers #pioneersquare #arthurdennysucks #seattlehistory #washingtonstatehistory #maynardjameskeenan T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHell Creek Skull PVC LOGO - Hell Cree…

Doc founded Seattle and more or less Washington state. He actually wasn't much of an asshole. But you can blame him for Starbucks' shit coffee, Windows 98, Boeing's fally offy doors and Grunged music if you want. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #seattlehistory #chiefsealth #ivars #washingtonstate #smellslikenirvana…

Finally, here come the judge T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #mexicanamericanwar #greatwestern #myconfession #judge #bloodmeridan #glantongang

You only need to know two words. MULE. CANNON. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #mexicanamericanwar #greatwestern #judge #glanton #bloodmeridan #miketysonmysteries

Sam is still punching superior officers in the mouth, banging all the purdy senoritas and cutthroatin' all the rascal cutthroats. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #mexicanamericanwar #steens #sturgis #bloodmeridan #judge #glantongang…

A Mountain Jack Pike book come to life? Close. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #mexicanamericcanwar #ghostliquor #bloodmeridan #judgepedophilenakedmolerat T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic

Now with 90% less rape! #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHell Creek Skull PVC LOGO - Hell Creek Skull Pvc Logo - T-Shirt | TeePublic

Goddamnit Slade! Just go home! #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #virginiacitymontana #gangofinnocents #henryplummer #drunkassholes

Was Slade a murdery badass or just a glorified truck driver? More so he was a Flying J manager. But he was an able one, till the Liquor took control. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #jackslade #julesburg #ponyexpress #virginiacitymontana T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicFlaming Flamers logo - Re…

It's not just enough to be a bullet magnet, Elfego Baca also had a storied career of bullshit being a shady-ass/politican/lawman. I know what you're thinking punk. Was it 400 shots or 4,000? Well, do you feel lucky? Well do you you Elfego? #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #bacagunfight #newmexicohistory #panchovilla #…

We'll finally figure out who killed the locust? Was it Colonel Mustard in the study with a lead pipe? Tune in to find out. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest#rockymountainlocust #grasshopperglacier #massextinction #locustdick T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicT-Shirts by Hell Creek Studios | TeePubl…

The Rocky Mountain locust went from trillions upon trillions to extinct within a few decades. What happened? Nobody cared to find out until almost the 1990s. Where did they come from? Where did they go? Where did you come from cotton eyed rocky mountain locust joe? #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #bugman #locust #roc…

Mad about the wall of thorns in you back yard? Want a name to curse when trying to destroy the giant bramble of blackberries near you? Luther Burbank! #htwwf #hyfwj #howyourfoodwasjunked #americanhistory #podcast #howthewestwasfucked #urineclownmouthracebaloon #ninja3thedomination #blackberry #lutherburbank…

Tiburcio fights the Gorn Captain at Vasquez rocks! One night only! T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicT-Shirts by Hell Creek Studios | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest#gornhistory