FOR THE REST OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON DUE TO OUR SCHEDULE, MDC IS PATREON ONLY. SUPPORT THE SHOW AT PATREON.COM/MINIONDEATHCULT FOR ACCESS TO HUNDREDS OF BONUS EPISODES AND A NEW EPISODE EVERY WEEK. TODAY: We visit X, the website for dads clapping-back at their daughter’s tik toks to watch a bitcoin breakdancer explain why he abandoned his family to b…

TODAY: Marjorie Taylor Greene defends alleged pedophile sex trafficker Matt Gaetz, threatening to release ALL ethics investigations if Republicans don't ignore Gaetz's, MAGA responds: "We love your veiny c*ck, MTG!" PLUS: More MTG as she uses Laken Reilly's killer's conviction as a rallying cry for mass deportations. We discuss the right's (histori…

TODAY: We say goodbye to a normal world as the show initiates the Peak Season Option and goes patreon-only for the rest of the year. (patreon.com/miniondeathcult) ALSO: Bernie Sanders betrays the left by working to lower credit card interest rates... with Trump?? PLUS: "Anarchist" and Libertarian arguments for supporting these major financial insti…

TODAY: We start with beautiful, confusing comments from the Minion Death Cult YouTube comment section (like and subscribe) THEN: Some Democratic voters turn to conspiracy theory after the fallout of Harris's presidential loss. Did you know Elon Musk is a billionaire with multiple government contracts...? PLUS: The grotesque menagerie of cabinet app…

TODAY: We check out the right-wing reaction to Trump's win which is unfortunately hyper-fixated on assault, and ponder the hetero-flexibility that occurs in politically destabilized zones. PLUS: Trump voters' daddy issues are still on display, this time via the Man Shed facebook page AND: Staten Island Ferry workers' contract win + backpay enrages …

It's so Joe-ver. Sorry for the late release folks. Busy week. We're the aftermath of Democrats' disastrous presidential campaign and faced with another Trump presidency We review the Democratic party's strategy and figure out which scapegoat will allow us to learn nothing from this historic event. Were Democrats too nice to latinos? Did they not su…

It's that time of years: Election Day. And what an election it's been. We give the official MDC presidential prognosis (Both candidates will save democracy) and dive into the Trump campaign's truly bizarre endgame strategies. Micro-targeted racism to Puerto Ricans, a spiteful McDonald's shift, handing your ground game off to Elon Musk who tells eve…

TODAY: We're lamenting the existence of woke halloween decorations and mourning the loss of REAL halloween decorations (witch, skeleton, pumpkin) and we get some feedback about our criticism of the PEDOPHILES FOR HARRIS WALZ halloween sign. PLUS: Trump gets a mean racist to open for him at Madison Square Garden, and several (Puerto Rican) Trump fan…

It’s time. In honor of this special episode we turn to the namesake of this podcast and perhaps the root of our twisted timeline: da minions We reflect on the 7 years of this show and recount some personal experiences with minions before diving into the stunningly revealing 2010 film. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.c…

TODAY: we're back after a brief illness/forgetfulness break to talk abut political halloween decorations, both good and bad, and why putting a giant "PEDOPHILES" sign on your lawn might not be the best way to own the libs. ALSO: Trump ACTUALLY works at McDonalds, which means so much to the average worker, unless you're making fun of him in which ca…

TODAY: Tony's in Seattle and Ani's in the studio with us as we sneak in an episode of Last Responders--Tony's miniseries covering the woke, body-horror, copaganda smash-hit 911: Lone Star. On Season 4 Episode 13, feminist, metrosexual Fire Captain Strand (Rob Lowe) finds himself in a love triangle with the wealthy baddie he's been dating and her su…

TODAY: we look at Elon Musk’s human-assisted robot of the future—the thrill of a personal servant with none of the visible poverty. AND: We look at the happy dullards who adamantly believe Tesla’s Optimus is operated by AI. If this robot could actually feel it would k*** itself from second-hand embarrassment ALSO: We look at the positive effects of…

TODAY: We examine the new bipartisan Democratic party and express our gratitude for Kamala Harris' Republican-filled advisory group AND: A german Opera that's so feminist it has dudes admitting to being nazis on Facebook Finally: a certain Governor gets too nasty with it, leaving people to wonder if she was evoking catholicism. Music: Machinegirl -…

TODAY: Alex is joined by Jacob Morrison of the excellent Valley Labor Report to discuss the recent Longshoremen strike, their tentative agreement after winning higher wages, and the continued fight for the future of their jobs. Was the strike a nefarious pro-Trump worker action meant to make the Democrats look bad? Is the based right wing going to …

TODAY: A far-right school board installs windows in a Pennsylvania middle school bathroom at the suggestion of Christian legal council, is met with strong public outcry for some reason AND: A metal fest tries to get attention by “booking” Kyle Rittenhouse as a guest, promptly loses the only bands you’ve ever heard of from the lineup. The promoter t…

TODAY: We're joined by Ben Clarkson and Matt Bors, authors of the comic series Justice Warriors, to promote the second installment: Justice Warriors: Vote Harder. We talk to them about their satirical, dystopic world of government-operated killdozers collecting rent and taxes from the slums and protecting the insulated Bubble City, a paradise of di…

TODAY: We discuss Schrodinger's Hurricane: both "overhyped" and suspiciously strong... and re-live the wonderful stages of being wrong on the internet ALSO: We enter the conservative world of getting mad: 1. When the government tries to regulate vital supply chains 2. When your girlfriend engages you romantically after a so-called "girl's night." S…

TODAY: We tag along with the Anonymous Collective Facebook page as they fight against wind powered energy, vegetarianism, the Democratic Party, and put the fix on English soccer league matches—all from the comfort of Nigeria. ALSO: Mark Robinson, Trump’s “Martin Luther King on steroids,” flames out in his candidacy for North Carolina Governor when …

TODAY: We cover the Teamsters Union’s Presidential Non-Endorsement and discuss the support for Trump among the rank and file and the various inane arguments in favor of the Republican candidate ALSO: Trying to turn fellow Teamsters away from the Republican party while avoiding regime change from the K-Hive PLUS: Kamala proves her American bone fide…

Melody and Dynasty from Metcalfe Park join us to talk about the city's Growing MKE plan and why they're concerned that communities like theirs may get left behind. Information session on Growing MKE hosted by the Midtown Neighborhood Alliance: https://www.facebook.com/events/808500101483172/ Metcalfe Park Communtiy Bridges social media: https://www…

TODAY: We look at the newest and (rather dull) assassination attempt on Trump’s life—and switch gears immediately to focus on his far more interesting would-be assailant and the myriad of… passionate right wing responses to the latest re-hashed story beat in this election cycle. We look at potential shooter Ryan Routh’s incredible online presence, …

TODAY: We cover the right’s response to Kamala’s overperformance in the debate, with the cope reaching “Haitian pogrom” levels. Did Kamala hire a rogue gaffer to distract Trump with lights? Did she use an earpiece to receive her responses? Did ABC lose $27 million dollars because of their unfair treatment of Trump? Maybe! ALSO: With Trump’s claims …

TODAY: In a liberal's wet dream, prominent conservative pundits are revealed to be on the payroll of actual Russian agents. We revisit some of their hits and wonder how we can secure a similar bag. PLUS: We look into one of the many hoaxes being pushed this election season: Venezuelan Drug Landlords. We listen to a viral Tik Tok about the supposed …

TODAY: S.F. State University and Portland, Maine successfully divest from Israel's weapons suppliers in a victory for Pro-Palestine protesters and definitely not a loss for zionists who don't care at all PLUS: A comedian gets confused in a drug store and becomes a right wing sensation as they project their racist beliefs onto one of the closing Rit…

TODAY: Trump goes double siko mode on veterans--making fun of them for dying to get a medal of honor as opposed to giving him a bunch of money like Miriam Adelson, then shooting a campaign video at Arlington Natl. Cemetary where a member of his group also allegedly assaulted a female employee. PLUS: In a direct assault on memes, a Texas sixth-grade…

TODAY: Alex is joined by Jake and Adam from the excellent Labor Valley Report to talk about an important working class issue—the bizarre right wing comments they get on their YouTube videos. PLUS: A smackdown I got from one of their viewers after my appearance on their show, and a different argument with a fellow Teamster over Trump’s NLRB history.…