Four doofuses discuss music with none of the bona fides required to do so. Every Thursday we chose four albums that best represent an extremely specific genre of music, (for instance Roadtripping to a Funeral, Dish Washing, Music to Buy a Boat To), and through a very "scientific" and """democratic""" process, we choose the best one. Impressions, bad jokes, and occasional realness abound.
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Get your guillotine-specific whetstones and means-of-production-seizing gloves ready, because 2020 is capitalism's final year. We're calling it. Kyle tries to make it light, David tries to make it right, Matt stands in the brand BOY REALLY GOOFED UP THAT FIRST UPLOAD HUH 2020 BABY NEWYEARMEWNEE CHAIN LINK OF CEOS twitter: http://www.twitter.com/onl…
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We call this one TOGA 409 because we're starting off with a clean slate The jokes only get worse, folks. ANDREW'S HERE THOUGH SO THAT'S GREAT KLINK twitter: http://www.twitter.com/onlygoodalbum discord: https://discord.gg/uYJCkEN toga's now playing: http://bit.ly/toganowplaying LAMPS "Came Out Swinging" by The Wonder Years on Suburbia I've Give You…
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TOGA 406 - Get The Last Turboman Action Figure By Any Means Necessary
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In this episode, we're talking about a movie none of us have seen and all the toys we wish we got for Christmas. David gets becomes mainstream, Kyle does his best, and Matt is just crazy about cool knives LINKS twitter: http://www.twitter.com/onlygoodalbum discord: https://discord.gg/uYJCkEN toga's now playing: http://bit.ly/toganowplaying SAMPLKES…
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TOGA 405 - A Very [Insert TOGA Boi Here] Christmas Special
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We're getting BEEFY this Christmas with a longer episode and a bigger cast list. Internet hearthrob??? Richie from Saucewise joins us for the first time since the last time a different 6 months after he last put out an episode of his podcast to talk about what we think our Christmas Specials would be like. David calls his grandma, Matt is naturally…
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TOGA 404 - Distracting Your Family From Talking About Politics
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More like Episode Not Found, am I right fellow nerds? This episode, like you probably are, is interested in shutting other people up as quickly as possible. We spend a lotta time talking about the Cameo app. Good and Bad Social Media On Both Sides twitter: http://www.twitter.com/onlygoodalbum discord: https://discord.gg/uYJCkEN toga's now playing: …
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TOGA 308 - To Use As Walk-Up Music For Your 10-Year High School Reunion
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It's a weird one, folks! Both the idea that the people you rolled with in high school have improved in 10 years and this ep. Kyle is off doing something else, so it's just David and Matt! And we produce 35+ minutes of content, so legally we have met our obligations. HANDLE IT. Oh you work at Nationwide? You should add me on Linkedin twitter: http:/…
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Now that you've had your fun with ghost boners, it's time to get these spirits outta here. And nothing gets ghosts running away quite like Matt going on an uniterrupted 10 minute testimonial about some ulltra bro trying to fight every ghost. It's a good 'un. SOCIAL MEDIA IS DEAD twitter: http://www.twitter.com/onlygoodalbum discord: https://discord…
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TOGA 402 - Setting The Mood For A Sexy Seance
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This is about as TOGA as it gets. We're talking ghosts, we're talking boners, we're talking ghost boners, and Kyle hates every second of it. Settle down to this collapsible table I got from Costco and let's get freaky with some ghosties. GHOSTCIAL twitter: http://www.twitter.com/onlygoodalbum discord: https://discord.gg/uYJCkEN toga's now playing: …
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TOGA 401 - Running From The Killer In The Movie Through The Woods
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We're back from the deeeaaaad! Againnnnnn But we're going to get merc'd almost immediately because we're running from the murderer in a movie and we are not. in. shape. We back, season 4, holiday season baybee herewego BOOcial Media twitter: http://www.twitter.com/onlygoodalbum discord: https://discord.gg/uYJCkEN toga's now playing: http://bit.ly/t…
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TOGA 307 - Walking Home Drunk After The Only Party You Attended In High School Got Broken Up By The Cops
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It's my turn to write the show description, and I have a cold, so I'm gonna half ass it. Don't drink and drive, kids. BINKS twitter: http://www.twitter.com/onlygoodalbum discord: https://discord.gg/uYJCkEN toga's now playing: http://bit.ly/toganowplaying get it?: https://imgur.com/a/oFfkCgK SAMPS "Tibetan Pop Stars" by Hop Along on Get Disowned "Sl…
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We've had a lot fun tonight, but we'd like to bring the mood to a slow simmer. Or a weird glitchy groove. Or a pretty dang horny level. Either way, I'm the DJ and your dumbass school paid upfront so here we goooo BINKS twitter: http://www.twitter.com/onlygoodalbum discord: https://discord.gg/uYJCkEN toga's now playing: http://bit.ly/toganowplaying …
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ENFP, Taurus, @onlygoodalbum We're three bois just looking for someone to spend the rest of our lives with. We love disagreeing with your music opinions, talking about dicks, dogs, and eggs. Will you join us on this crazy adventure called life? No republicans. LENGTHS (THAT WE'LL GO FOR YOU) twitter: http://www.twitter.com/onlygoodalbum discord: ht…
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TOGA 304 - For Your Class President Campaign
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MR. SPEAKERRRRRRRR, THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THIS HIGH SCHOOOOOL, EITHER MATT, DAVID, OR KYLE. That's what you're going to hear after listening to this episode, taking our advice to heart, using it to run for class president (of your high school), and if your name is Matt, David, or Kyle. you're welcome. LINGS twitter: http://www.twitter.com/onlygooda…
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TOGA 303 - To Explain The Birds And The Bees
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It's another clASSic TOGA sex episode. We're talking about how to teach the kids about getting down, and we do a very bad job indeed. Kyle gets uncomfortable, David gets into it, and Matt is reluctantly along for the ride. Let's do this thing. LENGKTHS twitter: http://www.twitter.com/onlygoodalbum discord: https://discord.gg/uYJCkEN toga's now play…
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TOGA 302 - To Introduce The Characters During An 80s Style Movie Montage Of Your First Day Back In School
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SEASON 3 Thanks to everyone who listened to Season 2 on our Pattreon and liked it, Season 3 is public by popular demand We're continuing our back-to-school season by pondering the ever-so-relatable question "What song should I play when me & my school friends are part of an 80's-style montage in which they're introducing all of the characters?" Wel…
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TOGA 301 - To Never Play On Your Way To Being Driven To Your First Day Of College
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SEASON 3, MEMELORDS Thanks to everyone who listened to Season 2 on our Pattreon and liked it, Season 3 is public by popular demand We're doing a Back To School Season, so expect a bunch more with this theme for the next month or two or whatever. This time, we're getting driven to college and we want to do a bad job at picking the song to put on. Do…
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TOGA 106 - To Make Me Dance Like This Cat
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Listen, gang, this is a loyalty test. If you didn't check the show notes, you ain't gonna know which cat we're talking about and this episode is going to be wack as heck. Also Matt is really upset about North East Ohio and bringing a powerful negative energy. Love u byeeee LOINKS aforementioned cat: https://e.snmc.io/i/300/w/f1f2ee808e75c66c6b8ca1c…
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TOGA 105 - To Form Your Teenage Political Opinions
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Gather round, y'all. It's Teen Dunking Season. LONKS twitter: http://www.twitter.com/onlygoodalbum discord: https://discord.gg/uYJCkEN toga's np: http://bit.ly/toganowplaying SOMPLELS "Liberation Frequency" by Refused on The Shape of Punk to Come "Reagan" by Killer Mike on R.A.P. Music "The Politics of Starving" by Against Me! on Reinventing Axl Ro…
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TOGA 104 - To Put On While You Sleep To Wake Up As Something Better
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Calm, placid lake. Calm, placid lake. Wide, blue lake. You know how to speak French and it really pulls. You're so attractive now because of the French you know. You're not pissing on anything. This episode is designed to be played while you sleep so you can wake up a better, more fulfilled, and whole person. Probably don't sleep with anything else…
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This week, we are just done with it. We're hopping in this inner tube, we are bribing the life guard to let us float around for hours, and we're just gonna let the underwater jets take us where they may on this chlorinated river. Which is to say in a circle, quite slowly. YA LINKS twitter: http://www.twitter.com/onlygoodalbum discord: https://disco…
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TOGA 102 - Establishing Yourself As The Alpha Freshman With Your Very Cool, Very Loud, Very Muddy $200 Stereo From Wal-Mart, SEAN
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What up, frosh, it's your first day! Listen, this is a tough campus of mostly liberal-arts kids and STEM majors, so you really gotta establish your dominance. Now, I'm hoping you have the kind of tunes you need to show that you gots the stuff. I'm not talking about drugs. I'm not a narc, I'm your RA! Haha! Do you know where I can get weeddrugs, I'm…
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Welcome, traveler. Come, exhibit my wares. Don't worry about those lizards. Are you looking for a potion? Or perhaps a sword made of jelly? Or several pallets of slime? Don't touch the lizards. I have a side quest for you if you buy enough of my stuff. Have you seen my wife? It's time to worry about the lizards. twitter: https://twitter.com/onlygoo…
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WE BACK SORRY ABOUT THE AUDIO WE'RE WORKING ON IT LOVE U twitter: https://twitter.com/onlygoodalbum discord?!: https://discord.gg/uYJCkEN Samples "Wipeout" by the Surfaris on Dirty Dancing "Rollinem 7s" by N.E.R.D. on No_One Ever Really Dies "See You At Your Funeral" by PUP on Morbid Stuff "Phoenix" by Fall Our Boy on Save Rock and Roll "Same Ol Mi…
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TOGA 69 - The Only Good "The Only Good Album" Album (FINALE)
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It is with this, our 69th episode, that we bid you adieu. In this BONUS LENGTH episode, we recap every episode winner and finally determine The Only Good "The Only Good Album" Album. We're very grateful for all of our dedicated listeners, and even the not dedicated ones. Thank you for listening and enjoy our last ever episode! Or is it??!?!? It is.…
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It's prom season and everyone is horny as hell! Or... it was prom season when this was recorded... But hey! You're getting another episode of this lovely podcast you forgot existed! Thank you so much to all of our listeners over the last year+. It's been a fun ride with you all, catch our final episode in a couple of weeks <3…
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Ahoy! This week the toga bois set sail on the seven seas. Wait... which sea is this? Uhhhh... does anybody on this boat know how to operate a sextant? Wait, I thought you brought the map... Uh Oh. Join us as we discuss the best album to listen to whilst lost at sea!
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TOGA 45 - Hunting The Monster You Created
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This week the TOGA Bois are venturing into the foggy, dark forest looking for a monster. Which monster you say? Why, the greatest, most fearsome monster of them all. An album. Don't believe an album can be dangerous? Well what do you say to this?! (Editors note: find a way to throw a vinyl record at whoever reads this text. Maybe a hex on the text?…
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TOGA 44 - The Only Good Album To Ask The Wizard (Who Turns Albums Into People) To Turn Into A Person
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I'm gonna level with you, here. You know the name of the episode. It's the one with the wizard and the yeah yeah. It's a lot to type out. That's so many capital letters. I'm just one podcast description. I'm very lazy. I've had a long day. Man peep that episode art though. Look at that Empire of the Sun-looking sumbish. There are 3 TOGA-sodes after…
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TOGA 43: Climbing the Escalator To Heaven
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Through sheer luck, The TOGA Bois (and Richie from Saucewise) are climbing the escalator to heaven. It can't possibly be the real one, though, right? I mean, come on. But whatever. We're here, and we're going up. But it. is. BORING. No music. That's about to change, and we're just the four doofuses to fix it.…
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TOGA 42: The TOGA Boys Are Back In Town
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This week The TOGA Boys are back in town, the original hosts, baybee. The Boys are back with an announcement. But before that, a weird self-indulgent show with a twist. It's The White Elephant Special, and it's all downhill from here. — http://www.twitter.com/onlygoodalbum http://www.facebook.com/theonlygoodalbum http://www.instagram.com/theonlyg…
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First floor, men’s fashions circa 1994 Second floor: liars, diagonal parkers, and the person who designed CVS receipts Third fl- oh? The music? It’s specially curated by The TOGA Bois. They’re way, way lower. This is, in fact, The Only Good Album for taking the elevator to Hell. Third floor, people who joke about Agile frameworks and podcasts liste…
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TOGA 40: Dogs Understand Language For A Day
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This week The Bois are joined by new Co-Host, not just guest, Linden Eldredge and the topic is dogs. Man's best friend. The constant, furry companion. Little poop factories with legs. Sleepy, floppy eared friends. And for some reason they can all understand language for a day. So do we try to talk to them as equals and reach a common understanding?…
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TOGA 39: Overthinking a Happy Valentine's Day Text
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This week, love is in the air and The Bois are staring into the middle distance. This text, is it an invitation? A courtesy? A billet-doux? A misfire? Cupid’s arrow has struck us and the arrowhead has landed squarely on the panic button in our brains as we Misinterpret this Valentine’s Day Text.
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TOGA 38: Joining The 1,000,000 Mile High Club
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SPACE. The final frontier. Of getting freaky. This week, The Boys are going where no man has gone before into the darkest depths of unknown space. Join us as we penetrate the unknown wonders of the cosmos and explore the many holes in our understanding of our great astral womb. We'll pound a path into the dark fantastic realms of the cosmic wonderl…
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TOGA 37: Throwing A Banger At The Retirement Community For Your 100th Birthday
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This week the TOGA Boys gaze into the future. About 70 years or so into the future, to be imprecise. What will music sound like when we're 100 years old? Frankly, we don't care. Because the music we'll be blasting when we turn 100 has already been made, apparently. Joined again by Andy (who did not bring an album out of protest for something or oth…
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TOGA 36: Staying Awake For The Last Hour Of A 12 Hour Drive
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We got a convoy going, yesiree, and we're hurtling down that lonesome highway. Just The TOGA Boys, except David is Chase from So Long, Stargazer, doing our best to stay awake after this incredibly long drive and not careen directly off of a cliff and into the sea. That's what happened to David. How he found a cliff in Ohio is anyone's guess. Let a…
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The TOGA Boys have had a vision of the future. It's a glorious future filled with love, freedom, and you giving us all of your money and not asking questions. It's a world of divine inspiration, a world of family, and a world where you seriously give us a lot of money. Because the divinity thing said you should so do it. Because this is a family. N…
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TOGA 34: The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductee Class of 2040
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This week the Boys receive a strange capsule from the future. Strange because not only is it from the future, but also it's a capsule. Who stores, why would anyone store anything large in a capsule. The future is weird. Either way, contained in the weird capsule was an audio file. It seems like it's all four of the Boys from the (somewhat) distant …
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TOGA 33: The Only Good Award Show 2017
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LIVE from cloudy and miserable Matt's Basement, it's the The Only Good Awards Show 2017! All the stars are out tonight, but it's winter in the midwest so you'll just have to take my word for it, what with all the clouds and such. Anyway, the Boys are gathered to dish out the TOGAS to those artists and albums most deserving of the least respected aw…
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TOGA 32: Keeping Mrs. Claus Company
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'Twas the night before (the night before the night before the night before) Christmas, when all through the pod The TOGA Boys were keeping Mrs. Clause company, because her husband's a clod David watched her make cookies with her delicate hand And Kyle somehow managed to bring a relevant Emo band The party got started when Andrew showed up And since…
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TOGA 31: The Final AIM Away Message
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Dearly beloved, We are gathered here today to honor the memory of AOL Instant Messenger. For no more will we hear the sound of that door opening, nor closing. Nor opening and closing rapidly because one of our jackass friends thinks its funny to go invisible and visible over and over agin. It definitely is, but come on, Jeremy, knock it off. Here w…
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TOGA 30: The Best Music For Taking Care Of Your Friends While They Drop Acid
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This week the TOGA Boys are joined by local heartthrobs So Long, Stargazer. The topic at hand: the best music to drop acid to nice. No, hang on. The best music to drop acid with your friends to NICE. Wait, no. Our friends are dropping the acid. We're just watching them. This is something that happens apparently. Well. As an episode description, I a…
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TOGA 29: Going To A Wine And Painting Class With Your Mom And Her Friends
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This week Most Of The TOGA Boys are joined by local musician Linden Eldredge And our moms and their friends and wine and painting. Luckily only a few of us are mic’d otherwise this would be a cacophony. Unfortunately it’s us. Regardless, we’re here to have a great time and maybe get closer with our moms. We have no plans of getting better at painti…
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TOGA 28: An Awkwardly Long Lyft Ride To The Next Bar
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This week the TOGA Boys are stuck in this rideshare car for a long, looong time. And it's awkward. Why is it awkward? Depends who you ask. We're talking Drake, Franz Ferdinand, The Faint and a man from the internet to find the best album for playing on a borrowed aux cord. Other Topics: Celebrating with our faces, The Great Pretention Cloud of the …
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This week the TOGA Boys have had enough. Enough with these ghosts, enough with this undead cat, enough with the weird paintings, enough with this castle in the year 2017, with its lack of central air and, like, any wifi whatsoever. We don't need a professor to teach us how to turn a cat into a teapot or whatever. We can figure out how to cook fame …
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TOGA 26: Blow Johann Sebastian Bach's Mind
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This week the TOGA Boys are joined once again by Richie of Saucewise to address the concerning appearance of one Johann Sebastian Bach. Instead of doing something useful, we're going to try to freak that old creep's bean. From jazz to psych to rock to ludicrous party music, we're sending that crusty dude's brain through the wringer. Other topics: M…
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TOGA 25: Really Committing To Growing Out A Manbun
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This week the TOGA Boys are joined once again by their CFO and VP of Bad Ideas, Devan, for the first time since the Santana Champagne Special. Only this time, Devan's bad idea is that all the Boys should grow man buns. It's a mess. We get mad at each other, get mad at wine, we get mad at Arcade Fire. We get really mad at Arcade Fire. We recorded fo…
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TOGA 24: Going On A Date In A Cemetery
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There's a chill in the night. A cold wind blows. The gate creeks slowly open. A black cat is hanging out. His name is Jeffrey. Don't mind Jeffrey. But thank you for coming to this cemetery. The TOGA Boys are your host or date or something and on this, All Hallow's Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve, The Only GHOUL Album Boys have terrifyingly lovely albums to…
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TOGA 23: Mowing Down a Legion of Zombies
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The sun rises. The fog lifts. Guard dogs bark and pull at their chains. This is the day the TOGA Boys were dreading. Kyle isn't there though. He was too scared. He ran away months ago. Regardless, there is a legion of zombies lurching toward the Boys, and there's only one thing for it: throw one of these albums onto the terrible PA system and go ou…
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TOGA 22: Nietzsche's Birthday Party
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This week the TOGA Boys are embracing the tireless march of time and throwing a party for our grumpiest friend: Friedrich Nietzsche. He doesn’t look a day over 150! He looks many days over 150. Can we cheer up the mustachioed mope or will the abyss stare back at our failure? Other topics: Arizona Iced Tea, The existential dread of ska, The Musical …
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