Best Bert Kreischer The Machine Podcasts (2024)

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Dirty Drama Drop 1:12:17

31m ago1:12:17

1:12:17

Episode #640: Bryan & Krissy skydive their way into drama drops all over the place. Matt Gaetz Before the 90 Days How many divorces is too many divorces? DX4! Miss Universe Grammy nominations Khruangbin Being a Heel Country music Country DRAMA Dirty Garth Parasailing/hang gliding/sky diving Bryan’s doom algorithm Read your rider! Bryan & Krissy are…

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# 651 - 311 Has No Rules with Nick Hexum 1:14:27

21m ago1:14:27

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I sit down with the lead singer of 311, Nick Hexum. We talk about his 30 year career, staying fit in your 50s, blending music genres, and much more! Check out 311’s new album “Full Bloom” wherever you get your music! Follow Nick & 311 YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtIYTI_uFP0kdFqZJeFc0Ew IG: https://www.instagram.com/nickhexum/ -------------…

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I'm Enlightened, Not You! 1:10:59

36m ago1:10:59

1:10:59

Episode #639: The foibles of Netflix, Bryan, and, of course, cults! The Netflix Live Disaster The Taylor-Serrano fight Mike Tyson’s ass Jake Paul and Conor McGregor? 12 Days of TCB Breath of Fire: Guru Jagat Bryan yells at some employees Some great barbecue AreBnB Bryan watched football! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us:…

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Something’s Burning: A Skateboard Sesh with Pro-Skaters Chris Cole and Paul Rodriguez 1:01:17

16m ago1:01:17

1:01:17

Pro-Skateboarders, Chris Cole and P-Rod, stop by the kitchen to chat about my obsession with skating, P-Rod’s dad, and how hard it is to make friends while I create a cultural clash of dumplings – from Chris’ Philly background, Paul’s Mexican roots, and a classic Asian-inspired pork version. Follow P-Rod: https://www.instagram.com/prod Follow Chris…

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TCB Infomercial: Ron Funches 1:07:59

21h ago1:07:59

1:07:59

Episode #638: Ron Funches joins Bryan & Krissy for a great chat all about his journey as a comedian and voice actor, parenting, and the ultimate dream job. Ron Funches in the tree of trust Robots are gaining headway Bryan's super powerful flashlight Ron on having a unique voice Comedy or wrestling Your kids are the main character Portlandia Home Ro…

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Dr. Phil Makes Bert Cry | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:04:01

22m ago1:04:01

1:04:01

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Introducing The Office Ladies!! 6:07

2h ago6:07

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The Office co-stars and best friends, Jenna Fischer and Angela Kinsey, are doing the ultimate Office-lovers podcast for you. Each week Jenna and Angela will dive deeper into The Office giving you access to even more behind the scene details, interviews and lots of stories that only two best friends who were there, can tell you. To learn more about …

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Sexy Can I 1:02:27

27m ago1:02:27

1:02:27

Episode #637: Bryan and Krissy use Google! They might be a little disconnected to the general public's perception of sex appeal, but TCB is its own world, so it's fine! Brianna Chickenfry and Zac Brown Drama Drop! A 12 million dollar NDA Diddy The Sexiest Man Alive I’m not sure if Bryan knows what is appealing to women (lol) Bryan’s Denzel story Te…

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TCB Infomercial: Mike Pesca 1:07:48

6d ago1:07:48

1:07:48

Episode #636: Mike Pesca, longtime friend of the show and host of The Gist, joins Bryan & Krissy to discuss politics! Just kidding...kind of. Mike, Bryan & Krissy discuss Mike's new series of comedian interviews: Funny You Should Mention. Mensa The guardrails are OFF at TCB! Ask TCB Dump Him!!!!!!! Mike Pesca and The Gist The many lotions for bald …

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# 650 - Crate Digging with Juvenile & DJ Mannie Fresh 1:18:01

11h ago1:18:01

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I sit down with hip-hop legends Juvenile & DJ Mannie Fresh to talk about the Hot Boys, rappers real names, the best clubs, Mannie’s cars, and much more! Follow Juvenile YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSXRhf5E93q5bjELatiwk_w IG: https://www.instagram.com/juviethegreat/?hl=en Follow DJ Mannie Fresh YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz-OhooiX…

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Knock Him Out...Please 1:06:07

2d ago1:06:07

1:06:07

Episode #635: We need Mike to do us a solid and knock that Paul brother out. Bryan needs this in his Calcified Comeback Era. Mission Tompossible Sc*entology Ringo’s Rent-A-Car Airport troubles Send us your dating red flags! Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson The Paul brothers Parents and splurging and getting old Road trips Conversion vans Wills Text us or l…

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Something’s Burning: Breaking Down the State with David Wain and Joe Lo Truglio 1:02:28

1d ago1:02:28

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A couple of my comedy heroes, David Wain and Joe Lo Truglio, come over so I can geek out about The State. We talk about all my favorite sketches, great movies, and why a homemade tortilla can make or break a taco. Make sure to check out Joe’s new holiday movie, Hot Frosty, on Netflix! https://www.netflix.com/title/81764579 Follow David Wain: https:…

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International Luuuv! 1:16:08

2d ago1:16:08

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Episode #634: Bryan & Krissy are extremely TCB coded today, as they discuss 90 Day Fiance and Bryan & Astrid’s early days of love to suppress their burgeoning societal fears. The election Monday Morning Misogyny The 4B movement The flat earthers 90 Day Fiance A condom and a catheter He was not licking her boom boom down! Bryan & Astrid’s meeting Wh…

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Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:35:33

3d ago1:35:33

1:35:33

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Secrets, Secrets 1:07:06

6d ago1:07:06

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Episode #633: Secrets, secrets, are no fun, unless they're shared with everyone (us)! Send us drama! Post-election emotions Mark Wahlberg’s restaurant caught fire Mark’s journey No one huffs and puffs like Vince Frankie Valli Bryan the lip sync reader Yes I DO in fact LOVE a shitty Christmas rom com! -Christina Crappy TV DRAMA!!!! A very old ask TC…

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It's OK To Be Small... 1:16:40

7d ago1:16:40

1:16:40

Episode #632: In the bathhouse, we all fam! Except when one of you has what some might refer to as a “horse cock.” Then we are, in fact, not all fam. South Park Life Insurance Flooding in Valencia Donate Here Space in Europe Bryan can’t park, and it’s even worse in Spain No remorse! A destination wedding in Seville A parking cave and a parking divo…

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# 649 - Maynard James Keenan’s Favorite Tool 1:38:24

7d ago1:38:24

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I sit down with rock legend, Maynard James Keenan (Tool, A Perfect Circle, Puscifer). We talk about Ozzy’s hall of fame induction, jiu jitsu, his wine company, falconry, and much more! Follow IG: https://www.instagram.com/iamthebriefcase --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: Rocket Money - Go to https://rocketmoney.com/BERTC…

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The Bisexual Of The Workplace 1:00:41

8d ago1:00:41

1:00:41

Episode #631: Bryan reminisces on his Chili’s days, finally answers some Ask TCBs, and tosses his two cents into the Peanut The Squirrel discourse. It’s the day after election day! Chili’s It’s on the rise? TGIFridays Skip downtown ATL, go to the airport We are the Chili’s of podcasting! A new listener Ask TCB Jobs are like relationships The bisexu…

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Something's Burning: Rappin’ and Snackin’ with G-Eazy and Goody Grace 59:25

8d ago59:25

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Musicians G-Eazy and Goody Grace stop by my kitchen for some seafood, veggies, AND I impress them with homemade cheese. It’s a gangster move. We talk Canada, Icelandic pick-up lines, The Box, and their new tour, Freak Show, starting TODAY. Ticket link below… Freak Show tour https://g-eazy.com/pages/tour Follow G-Eazy: https://www.instagram.com/g_ea…

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We Know What Steven Did Last Summer 1:17:56

9d ago1:17:56

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Episode #630: Our country may be in shambles, but Thank God we have Steven! The Youtube televangelist with 7 views. It’s election day! Disney Jr live Lap seats People who suck! Televangelists (youtube version) on women A preach from the back yard A license to interweb The Book According To Steven KARL RETURNS!!!!!!!! A ready made family? Not the co…

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Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:08:48

10d ago1:08:48

1:08:48

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS and get 10% off your first month. Tune in to the NASCAR Cup Series Championship race on Sunday, November 10th at 3:00 PM Eastern on NBC, check the schedule over at h…

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I Flirt With Everyone! 57:32

14d ago57:32

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Episode #629: We’re reviewing more PUAs today, and just like Bryan, they seem to be absolutely led by their hormones! It’s the holiday season! The DDecanter Wine dirt Hyperthyroiditis How To Be Sexual (Like A Man) This woman was scammed The creep factor is HIGH today Both holes present ;) Bacon wrapped balls Link to vid here! He cant fight this fee…

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TCB Infomercial: Doug Bass 1:14:41

14d ago1:14:41

1:14:41

Episode #628: Manually stimulating glands Pinpoint pupils Hulk Hogan Kill Tony Doug Bass (Basshole) Doug on Kill Tony Canceling Tony? A weird time for comedians The social media of it all Basshole Fantasy Comedy Scam Camp Special Guest: Doug Bass Listen To Basshole Watch Basshole Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @th…

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# 648 - Tom Papa is Thriving 56:40

15d ago56:40

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I sit down with Tom Papa to talk about being an empty nester, sleeping alone, the hardest our parents have laughed, his new special and much more! Watch Tom’s new special “Home Free” on Netflix now Follow YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzOidAJzuiZ8GnVxie-C-sw IG: https://www.instagram.com/tompapa ----------------------------------------------…

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Love Is Bryand 1:02:53

15d ago1:02:53

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Episode #627: Bryan has returned, minus a parathyroid, but he is here to bring some tried and true content: Love Is Blind. Bryan & Krissy are back Fentanyl Halloween Kids and candy Being the creepy old people Another active shooter in Atlanta P Diddy Shogun Sound settings Love Is Blind Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: I…

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Something’s Burning: A Very Mythical Morning with Rhett & Link 55:53

17d ago55:53

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YouTube internetainers, Rhett and Link, stop by the kitchen, and we do a deep dive into content, creating content, the history of creating content, what kinds of content should be created… oh, and I make a variety of “burger bowls” like mushroom/swiss, McDonald’s style, BBQ brisket, and more! We also talk about their new show, Wonderhole, which eve…

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Best Of: Aw, Nuts! 54:18

16d ago54:18

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Bryan is still recovering from his surgery, so Producer Christina is back with another Best Of, and there is no doubt in her mind that you are going to get a good giggle out of it today. Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Exe…

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Starting A Cult w/ Stavros Halkias | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:14:33

17d ago1:14:33

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Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Get 10 FREE meals at https://HelloFresh.com/freebears. Head to https://bluechew.com with promo code BEARS to receive your first month FREE. Head to https://PolicyGenius.com/BEARS to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. It's another week …

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You're Blocked! 56:28

20d ago56:28

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Episode #625:It’s a video breakdown Friday, and Bryan & Krissy are breaking out a brand new (from 2013) psychic! The old parathyroid Cream and cereal judged by the cardiologist Bryan vs the sticky pads Bryan still loves his first girlfriend ;) Bryan learns about pubic hair regrowth rates Niagara Falls Public Access TV Psychic Convention! Oooooooh! …

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Tales Of A Gringo 1:09:10

21d ago1:09:10

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Episode #624: Bryan is feeling patriotic after voting, and he brings us some more tales from Spain, complete with poopy babies and scratched rental cars. Presidential candidates on podcasts Astrid voted for the first time! Bryan voted for Kamala & is finally right about something! When this episode is released, Bryan is having his throat slit! A mi…

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# 647 - Deryck Whibley & Sum 41 Final Farewell 1:10:34

23d ago1:10:34

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I sit down with the band Sum 41 to talk about their final tour, Deryck’s new tell-all book, getting sober, Avril Lavigne, Paris Hilton, the manager from hell, a bad trip in Japan, and much more! Get Deryck’s book “Walking Disaster” here: https://amzn.to/3BtPLzg Follow YT: https://www.youtube.com/@Sum41 IG: https://www.instagram.com/sum41 ----------…

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To Spain For A Fart 1:11:43

22d ago1:11:43

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Episode #623: Bryan & Krissy return (thank God, I was running out of ideas!) with stories, mischief, and mayhem from their time away. Bryan & Krissy are back The Greens get to the airport Airport valet To Spain for a fart! Krissy’s Mempho recap Airplane pee pee Fuck them kids Airplanes and physics & the quantum witch Getting wet on a plane Being di…

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TCB Infomercial: Natasha Leggero 1:07:58

23d ago1:07:58

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Episode #621: Bryan & Krissy talk to Natasha Leggero about men's hobbies, kids' boundaries, and Are You Smarter Than A Celebrity? Natasha Leggero Are You Smarter Than A Celebrity? Travis Kelce & Patrick Mahomes Cheeto dust Men's hobbies Surf helmets Safety first Filming with the Jolly Green Giant Having a teammate cry Being an older parent Screen t…

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The GREATEST Comedies of All-Time w/ Judd Apatow | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:36:41

26d ago1:36:41

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Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS and get on your way to being your best self. Visit https://forthepeople.com/bears or Pound LAW - Pound 529 - from your cell. Thanks to Equip Foods for sponsoring tod…

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Best Of: Spooky Behavior 1:12:36

1M ago1:12:36

1:12:36

Producer Christina says her Best Of episode farewell to you all, ever so coolly, through the immortal wisdom of...Mountain Monsters. Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Kris…

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Best Of: Scammy Next Door Nonsense! 1:05:20

28d ago1:05:20

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