Zach, Amin and Mayes answer listener questions live on YouTube to help close out 2024. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check …

Whichever of Zach, Amin or Mayes gets hitched first becomes CEO of Cinephobe, complete with unlimited access to the private jet, thanks to the traditional values of a deceased Nana. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold op…

Zach, Amin and Mayes continue their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2024 (but in a bad way). From the quack attack kicking off Amin's canonization campaign through the epic Zach-Mayes pick swap and return to Gotham, we unveil our least favorite thespians of the year. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - …

Zach, Amin and Mayes are spending another Christmas in the trenches, separated from their family once again and racking up countless attempted murder charges against those relentless Wet Bandits. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, ex…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed out back to their murder shed to hang with Mr. Highway and shoot their homemade crossbow. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is n…

Believe it or not, another year is drawing to a close, so it's time for Zach, Amin and Mayes to kick off their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2024. From the quack attack kicking off Amin's canonization campaign through the epic Zach-Mayes pick swap and return to Gotham, we unveil our favorite t…

It's been 170 Cinephobe years since Zach, Amin & Mayes last visited Gotham City, but the time has come to complete the Schumacher double feature. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/Coun…

Zach, Amin and Mayes dive headfirst into a world of obsession, paranoia and the esoteric procession of the number 23. Zach Harper 26 + 1 + 3 + 8 = 38 | 8 + 1 + 18 + 16 + 5 + 18 = 66 | Amin Elhassan 1+ 13 + 9 + 14 = 37 | 5 + 12 + 8 + 1 + 19 + 19 + 1 + 14 = 65 | Anthony Mayes 1 + 14 + 20 + 8 + 15 + 14 + 25 = 97 | 13 + 1 + 25 + 5 + 19 = 63 | 3 + 8 + 6…

Have you ever wanted to see a movie based on the title alone? Zach, Amin and Mayes try to strip down previous Cinephobes of all context, stars, plot and taglines, focusing on the word or words that sold a movie all by themselves. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Re…

After taking tandem dumps at the airport, Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Paris! Unfortunately, Death's Sadistic Design gets in the way and they are forced to retreat to a cabin in the woods and survive off of cat food. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchin…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are detectives at the rainiest precinct in all of Los Angeles, hot on the trail of a serial killer called the Family Man. Or are they the Glimmermen, former CIA operatives with a preternatural ability to identify Russians, hot on the trail of their former handler? No, actually they're Steven Seagal, showing up in his own wardro…

It's a dirty job coming up with the worst forms of employment in Cinephobe, and the somebodies that have to do it are Zach, Amin and Mayes. Whether they don't make money, have bad benefits, don't offer upward mobility or straight up aren't real jobs, the only thing we know for sure is you don't want them. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out he…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are double dipping on 1997 Volcano movies as lava flows out of the La Brea Tar Pits and Tommy Lee Jones is given the power to command and control all the resources of Los Angeles. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episode…

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Mike are putting the pod on alert! BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe t…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are putting together a team, a team of villains and antagonists that are the worst at what they do. They are annoying, display misguided business practices and find themselves outwitted and overmatched by heroes that they should wipe the floor with. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the…

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Mike recommend you put the pod on alert. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subsc…

Zach Amin and Mayes are deployed to Fallujah but end up in Mexico for this memorial day episode unlocked from the Patreon. Grab some tacos and cervezas, shove your arm into a cannon and pick out your favorite karaoke song... it's time to GIT R DONE. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patr…

In the second ever episode of Cinephobe (Next), Zach, Amin and Mayes discovered the Mensa member and extremely opinionated author slash movie critic H. Anthony Medley. Unfortunately, despite reviewing hundreds of films since 2002, there are plenty of movies we've done that Tony has not reviewed. In this CT5, we compile the movies that we wish Tony …

Zach, Amin and Mayes don't play with the bad boys anymore as they track down that scallywag Stavros in their iridium lensed Oakley shades. Offense gets the glory - But defense wins the game! BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extende…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of unhoused ex-podcasters who love nothing more than hitchhiking across the country from seedy motel to seedy motel. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com…

Zach, Amin and Mayes make a playlist of the best Cinephobe episodes to listen to while you're traveling across Europe. In fact, Zach might be listening to one of these episodes right this instant, as he travels across Europe. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatc…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are bonding adamantium to their skeletons to withstand the onslaught of Weapon Xposition in this movie. In order to make this podcast indestructible, first we're going to have to do destroy it. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, A…

Amin and Mayes answer listener questions live on YouTube. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe …

Zach, Amin and Mayes are putting all their plutonium deals aside to concentrate on opening a chain of Cobra Kai dojos all over the valley. For the next few weeks, our business is strictly revenge. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, e…

Much like Sean Astin himself, Zach, Amin and Mayes bit off more than they could chew with their first CT5. So now they are back to dig up seven more of their most unbelievable moments in Cinephobe history, the elements of the plot that took it too far, shattering any suspended disbelief that might have existed. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it …

Zach, Amin and Mayes are inventing the 'Revenge For Hire' business to save their impotent, whore mongering father with a heart transplant from a degenerate gambling doctor. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and m…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are the most ridicalickaliss schemingest keenest scam artists being hunteded by Germans on a private island for fifty thousand dollars. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patre…

Zach, Amin and Mayes try to determine what makes a character heroic while also exhibiting clear signs of contempt and disdain for decorum. They might do good things, but they do them the wrong way. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, …

Zach, Amin and Mayes are at the forefront of the burgeoning underground fight club scene, reaping the benefits of the upper class' thirst for blood in order to provide for their poverty stricken sister in law. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Fre…

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Nery are all held accountable for the conclusion of this podcast. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check…

Zach, Amin and Mayes choose the villains and antagonists of Cinephobe that carry themselves a little different. They might do bad things, but they do them the right way. This topic was a fresh idea out of the chat during the A Million Ways to Die in the West Rewatchington, due to Clinch Leatherwood's comportment. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check i…

Zach, Amin and Mayes take justice into their own hands when the assembly line legal system fails them. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subs…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Hawaii for a wedding, but not before they create the world's greatest Craigslist post looking for nice girls to accompany them and appease their family. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended c…

Who could have predicted before the Encino Man episode that Sean Astin would become ubiquitous in Cinephobe lore? And not for shouting 'My wife is a bingo!' at a Blockbuster. Zach, Amin and Mayes dig up their most unbelievable moments in Cinephobe history, the elements of the plot that took it too far, shattering any suspended disbelief that might …

Zach, Amin and Mayes have the power to be supreme, the power to be almighty, the power to use a Cosmic Key and travel across the galaxy in the blink of .34 chromons. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at …

Zach, Amin and Mayes get uploaded into the serververse to take on Al-G Rhythm and his goon squad as a classic tale is rebooted for the video game generation. Will we be stuck as Warner Brothers properties forever? Will LeBron connect with Bryce about something other than basketball? Do any kids even know who the Looney Tunes are? Do you, as long as…

Zach, Amin and Mayes review the applications and cover letters for the repeat offenders in the Cinephobe Universe who have compiled the most impressive bodies of work. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more a…

Zach, Amin and Mayes can see better than they ever have thanks to this refreshing, delicious, ice cold Pepsi Cola. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Y…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are flying deep into the wilderness of the pacific northwest for their favorite annual therapeutic activity: Hunting the Unhoused Gentleman. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.…

Zach, Amin and Mayes review their favorite baddies, the most diabolical antagonists and evil incarnates, characters who blazed such a trail of destruction their names are burned into our brains for eternity. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free …

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Ian Karmel refuse to sign a record contract until everyone listens to Ian's new audiobook 'T-Shirt Swim Club' BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cine…

Zach, Amin and Mayes team up with Ian Karmel to hold the KPPX Radio station hostage until everyone buys a copy of Ian's new book 'T-Shirt Swim Club' BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/C…

Zach, Amin and Mayes dive into the minutia of what makes someone a great sidekick as they explore the friendships and business relationships in Cinephobe history where there was a clear power dynamic and separation between leader and follower. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon fo…

Zach, Amin and Mayes took a ride on the flat line for 22 minutes and lived to podcast about it. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe a…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by a rag tag group of warriors, thieves, wizards and princesses on a quest across the land to retrieve the jeweled horn of the dreaming god Dagoth. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold open…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are not gonna cawl de cwopz in this episode inspired by The Wicker Man Rewatchington. Cinephobe has a rich history of police officers. Main characters, side characters, caricatures, schizos, weirdos and bozos. Not many of them are good at their job, but which ones are exceptionally bad? BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out …

Zach, Amin and Mayes are taking out the trash and saving the environment. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on V…

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Kelley L. Carter can only remember numbers by associating them with chess moves or tickets at Madison Square Garden. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDin…

Zach, Amin and Mayes choose the characters that they would most like to have on an episode as a guest to review a different movie. What character do you think would fit in with the Cinephobe crew the best? BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Ep…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are recruited by the CIA to pose as their twin brother's alias in order to secure a suitcase nuke before it falls into the possession of a multi-national terrorist organization. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes,…