Josh, Nick, Dana and Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news and sports with Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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Discuss Deftones with people who love them. Robert "Woody" Nelson is a host at 92 KQRS (KQRS-FM) & 93X (KXXR-FM) in Minneapolis and co-hosts The Pit on 93X, their Saturday night metal show - and he loves Deftones. Join him weekly as he sets out to learn new things about his favorite band from other fans, friends, musicians, people in the music business, and... well, pretty much anyone who loves Deftones.
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Originally Aired March 6, 2025: Live in-studio examination by Veterinary Doctor Andrea. The next step would be, don't EVER put your hands on a pregnant woman's food. Everything you wanna know about there being feces in the studio. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-ass…
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Originally Aired March 5, 2025: Your baby daddy's hotter new girlfriend. Where there's a will... there's a way. Everything you wanna know about nightmare in-laws. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93X…
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Originally Aired March 4, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. The crazy lady who literally let the dogs out. Everything you wanna know about that strange place you woke up at after drinking. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning …
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Originally Aired March 3, 2025: A cheater's greatest enemy. Holding a beer for Dummies. Everything you wanna know how how ugly you really are. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XH…
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Originally Aired February 28, 2025: Funeral home that also serves the world's best noodles! Listeners tell us about the craziest arrests they witnessed in high school. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X:…
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Originally Aired February 27, 2025: Trick questions from interviewers. Sex party. Everything you've ever wanted to know about altitude boners. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XH…
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Originally Aired February 26, 2025: Drug Smuggling Wig. Here's why your server hates you. Everything you've ever wanted to know about label makers. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: …
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Originally Aired February 25, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein and Entertainer C Willi Myles. Uber with guns. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the emoji code. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @9…
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Originally Aired February 24, 2025: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Living with half a brain. Everything you've ever wanted to know about double hemorrhoids. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93…
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Originally Aired February 21, 2025: Fetishes of America. Poop-smeared mail slots. Everything you've ever wanted to know about 106mph fastballs to the nuts. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Fa…
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Originally Aired February 20, 2025: Veterinarian Dr. Andrea answers pet questions. Capybara drug bust. Everything you've ever wanted to know about butterfly injections. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X…
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Originally Aired February 19, 2025: Marcus Foligno atones for his empty net goals. Underestimated skills. Everything you've ever wanted to know about being swallowed by a whale. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: …
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Originally Aired February 18, 2025: Talking with a passenger from the Delta plane crash. Ashley's big announcement! Everything you've ever wanted to know about the nude cruise! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: T…
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Originally Aired February 17, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omny…
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("Best Of"): What Do Ships Do With Their Poop?
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2:10:12Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show - Aired Friday, February 14, 2025. The Half-Assed Morning Show will be back LIVE on Tuesday, February 18, 2025! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
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Officers Chris and Sam from the Bloomington Police Department. Vandalizing vehicles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a dildo to the face. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Thursday, February 13, 2025. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
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Worst Valentine's Day stories. Port-A-Potty deer blind. Everything you've ever wanted to know about eating firecrackers. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Wednesday, February 12, 2025. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
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Originally Aired February 11, 2025: Entertainer C Willi Myles. Phrases that we hate. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Midwestern starter pack. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS …
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Originally Aired February 10, 2025: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Banana versus lobster. Everything you've ever wanted to know about washing your butt in a public pool. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: T…
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Originally Aired February 7, 2025: Janel Klein from the Super Bowl. Worst physical sensations. Everything you've ever wanted to know about snow butt. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook…
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Originally Aired February 6, 2025: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. Veterinarian Dr. Andrea from Gehrman Animal Hospital. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your twin sex robot! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morni…
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Originally Aired February 5, 2025: Volatile relationships. 10 things everybody should know how to do. Everything you've ever wanted to know about porn in the park. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93…
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Originally Aired February 4, 2025: The most cold-hearted woman on earth. Telling your friend the hard truth. Everything you wanted to know about Dana's first time skiing at 30 years old. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morni…
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Originally Aired February 3, 2025: Bigfoot's a homewreaker. Money CAN buy you love! Everything you've ever wanted to know about cyborg cockroaches. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: …
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Originally Aired January 31, 2025: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola from the NFL's Pro Bowl games. Assault with a boloney sandwich. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Peppa Pig theme park. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Fol…
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Originally Aired January 30, 2025: Neurodivergent Triggering. Villain for hire. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Tom Brady trophy. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @9…
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Originally Aired January 29, 2025: Penises of the future. The sleep schedule of psychopaths. Everything you've ever wanted to know about workplace booping. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Fa…
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Originally Aired January 28, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. The cholesterol champion. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Goop. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Insta…
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Originally Aired January 27, 2025: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. What listeners would rather do than watch the Super Bowl? Everything you've ever wanted to know about a 200-year-old bottle of urine. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow …
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Originally Aired January 24, 2025: Natural selection. Dead giveaways of an only child. Everything you've ever wanted to know about timed dumps. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93X…
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Originally Aired January 23, 2025: Veterinarian Dr. Andrea answers pet questions. Braces, retainers and glasses, oh my! Everything you've ever wanted to know about bus masturbation. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Sh…
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Originally Aired January 22, 2025: Minnesota Wild Marcus Foligno. Minnesota hockey analyst Kevin Gorg. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the prettiest b-hole. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X…
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Originally Aired January 21, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Goblins are real. Everything you've ever wanted to know about castlecore. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagr…
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Originally Aired January 20, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnys…
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Originally Aired January 17, 2025: Vikings Pro-Bowl long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Blow witch project. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the least licked body part. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitt…
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Originally Aired January 16, 2025: Occupations that attract the weirdest people. Twerk before work. Everything you've ever wanted to know about robo-plows. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Fa…
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Originally Aired January 15, 2025: Regerts. Your dildo is stealing your identity. Everything you've ever wanted to know about robo-penises. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS…
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Originally Aired January 14, 2025: Entertainer C Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Things listeners are unreasonably good at. Everything you've ever wanted to know about imaginary relationships. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Hal…
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Originally Aired January 13, 2025: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Sober surfing. Everything you've ever wanted to know about French kissing Brad Ruiter. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAM…
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Originally Aired January 10, 2025: Minnesota Vikings Pro Bowl long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Canadian Idiots. Everything you've ever wanted to know about telephobia. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93…
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Originally Aired January 9, 2025: Dr. Andrea answers pet questions. A dog with no eyes. Everything you've ever wanted to know about earning your penis. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebo…
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Originally Aired January 8, 2025: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. Do you carry backup underwear? Everything you've ever wanted to know about pube stencils. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS F…
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Originally Aired January 7, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Being judged for your job. Everything you've ever wanted to know about marrying your son's ex-fiancee. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAM…
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Originally Aired January 6, 2025: Moped Slap! Divorce Day. Everything you've ever wanted to know about extreme conflict avoidance. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagra…
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("Best Of"): World's Most Unlucky People
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2:05:34Originally Aired January 3, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnyst…
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Originally Aired January 2, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnyst…
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First-Ever New Year's Eve Broadcast
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2:36:13Originally Aired December 31, 2024: State Troopers Gordan Shank and Mike Lee. The Tom Brady of stealing packages. Everything you've ever wanted to know about death by Bigfoot! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Tw…
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Originally Aired December 30, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers brother and sisterhood health questions. Top Minnesota stories of 2024. Everything you've ever wanted to know about dropping an onion. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed M…
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("Best Of"): Peeing in the Car with Tinted Windows
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2:03:14Originally Aired December 27, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omny…
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("Best Of"): Small Hills We Will Die On
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2:24:41Originally Aired December 26, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omny…
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